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-Welcome back. It's always great to see you. -Oh, God. -Uh, no. Are you okay? -Yeah. -Hey. -Hey. -Hey, bud. You look fantastic. -This is the wrong outfit. [ Laughter ] -No, no, I think it's perfect. You look great. -Thanks. -Yeah. Just don't -- -My eyes are up here. -Just don't move. [ Laughter ] [ Funky music plays ] I don't know where -- I can't even -- I can't even look there. I don't know what to do. I'm confused. I'm so happy you're back, and it's always great to see you. Do you remember the last time I saw you? [ Chuckles ] [ Laughter ] It was in this building. -For the "SNL 50"? -"Saturday Night Live" 50th Anniversary, and I saw you in the hallway, and we talked. -That's true. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] Did you have fun? That was amazing. Wasn't that night crazy? -It was really crazy. Didn't you think it was crazy? I feel like everyone thought it was so crazy. -Everyone was in the best mood and walking around and, like, nothing, really -- everything -- Nothing really surprised me because it was like, De Niro's over here, and... -Yeah. -I mean, did you see anyone that you freaked out? -Well, I was watching from under the bleachers where Lorne watches. -Oh, yeah. -I didn't go and sit in the audience, which I thought was really special. -Wow, look at you. -I know. 'Cause me and Lorne, you know... -Was Lorne there? -He was, like, going back and forth. When he knew he was gonna be on camera, he'd be in the audience. [ Laughter ] -So, you're in the bleachers, which is cool, I didn't know that. Do you hang out in the blea-- -Tell me if there's a problem. -Right now, there's not a problem. -Okay. [ Laughter ] There's -- there's almost a problem. [ Laughter ] But not -- not quite. It's just like a... -Keep my posture real good. -It's just -- everything is going according to plan. -Does anyone have, like, a blanket I could wear? -This is -- -Just kidding. -Yeah, no, it's good. -Um... [ Laughter ] -That's perfect. That's perfect. No one will even know the difference. Yeah. Perfect. -That was good. -You look great. -Thanks. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Just sneeze -- You should just sneeze and blow it out. -Yeah. -Yeah. [ Imitates sneeze ] [ Laughter ] When I have a cold, that's what I do. -I don't want to ruin your -- I don't want to ruin your outfit. You look gorgeous. -Thanks. -Yeah. Here. -Do you want to keep it? -I'm gonna put it -- [ Laughter ] I'm putting this on eBay this evening. [ Laughter ] "You won't believe where this tissue --" TMZ! Oh, my gosh. Wait. So, you're there in the bleachers. -Yes. And I saw, like, all the greatest comedians just, like, walking through, getting ready to go do their bits. It's the coolest thing in the world. Mike Myers just preparing, like, in the corner, to be a woman. It was amazing. -Like, "You're Mike Myers. You don't need to practice. You're just the funniest person ever." -And then Pedro was in a sketch, and I, like, hugged him kind of through the wall, and he was standing next to Meryl Streep. And of course -- -She was hilarious. -I didn't want to ignore her, so I was like, "Hi." And she reached for me and kissed my hand. -[ Gasps ] [ Audience gasps loudly ] That's all you -- Exactly. [ Laughter ] You can't buy that reaction. Everyone was like, -- [ Gasps ] -Do it again! -No, that was so good. -Do it again -- 1, 2, 3. [ Audience gasps loudly ] -Good actors. My audience -- I didn't know we could all act. Yeah. Welcome to drama class. And this is our guest speaker, Dakota Johnson. -Yeah. -That's amazing. I do love-- -It was really special. She probably has no idea who I am. She's just a nice lady. -No, she does, she does. I wanted to ask you about this because there was -- "Elle" magazine did this thing called "Phoning It In," where celebrities prank call other celebrities. And you got pranked by Billie Eilish. [ Audience member gasps loudly ] -[ Gasps ] [ Laughter ] I don't want anyone hyperventilating. No more of that reaction, but someone went -- [ Gasps ] But -- alright. But I have a clip. [ Gasps ] No, I have a clip from that video. -The most dramatic episode of yours ever. -Take a look at this. Yeah. -So, I'm -- I'm being offered a role in a movie where they want me to play, like, a baby. Like, I'm so serious. They want me to play a baby. But they're offering me like $500 million. No, it's really not. But I really was thinking, though, like, do you know, like, a dialect coach that would be good at, like, teaching me how to, like, be making, like, baby sounds? [ Laughter ] -Because you would've been like, "Don't do this." -But I was so -- I was, like, trying to be a good friend. -Yes. -She's a [bleep] bitch. [ Laughter ] I didn't get it. -I love Billie so much, but I was like, "Oh, okay." -"They want me to play a baby." -So earnest. -That's really funny. -I was like, "Wow. Are you -- Okay. But like a life-size -- Like, a you-sized baby or a baby-sized baby?" -Yeah. -That was one of my questions. -You're a good friend. -I was just trying to be a good friend. -Last time you were on our show, we talked about you prank-calling people. -FaceTime Roulette. -FaceTime Roulette. -Well, that happened -- that happened, actually, because I FaceTime Rouletted Billie. I don't remember who I was with. -And you just do it -- pick a random contact, spin it... -You go through your phone, and you just, like, stop, and then you have to FaceTime that person. -And then what do you say to them when they answer? -Well...Well -- well, since that, I've actually come up with some really good ones. Like, you call them, and you go, like, "Where are you? Are you almost here? We're all about to sit down." [ Laughter ] -No matter who it is. -Yeah. -Yeah, that's really funny. -Like, your electrician or, like, your friend from school. -Yeah. -Or you call -- you call -- you FaceTime somebody, and then you say, "I just wanted to thank you so much for that donation. I can't believe you did that." [ Laughter ] "That was so generous." -That's really funny. Hey, let's talk about your movie, "Materialists," okay? Yeah, we're excited! [ Cheers and applause ] People are pumped! -Yeah! -Well, it's three great people. We love everyone in this movie. It is you, it is Chris Evans, and it's Pedro Pascal. [ Cheers and applause ] I mean, whoo! Did you know either of them before making this movie? -Um, I knew Pedro before. I didn't know Chris, but Pedro and I were homies. -Oh. Oh! -Yeah. -You guys -- you guys hang out all the time? -We actually do hang out all the time when we're in the same place. -I have a photo of you at a Stevie Nicks concert. -Oh, yeah. -Where was this? -In London. -Come on. -He's wearing my -- That's my sweater. [ Laughter ] He does that a lot. He takes my... my clothes. [ Laughter ] -He does? -Yeah, he's always underdressed. -Yeah. So -- -I mean, like -- he's wearing a T-shirt, and it's cold outside. -Yeah. -Not like he forgot his pants. [ Laughter ] -Was he wearing pants? -Uh, no. [ Laughter ] -That's so funny, though, that he's wearing -- That's your sweater? -Yeah. -I heard that you were gonna tell this story, and this is a weird, coincidental, crazy story. I don't even know if it makes any sense, but I was at a party three years ago, and your dad was sitting next to me. He got forced to sit next to me, and I talked his ear off. He's great. Don Johnson. Who doesn't love Don Johnson? [ Cheers and applause ] So, I'm talking to Don Johnson, and we're having a great time, or at least I was, and I'm talking to him. And on the way out, I said, "Take care, Don. Good to see you." He was so nice to me. And I go, "By the way, I love your sweater, dude." Isn't that weird? I actually said that I loved his sweater. -Did you love it? -I really did love his sweater. And then, the next day, I get a delivery... and it's his sweater. [ Audience "Awws" ] Your dad gave me his sweater. -That's really cute. -So, I thought it'd be cool if you borrow this, and then you just have the little adventures with this, and the next time you come on the show, you can tell me where you were. [ Chuckles ] -Like "The Sisterhood of the..." -..."Traveling Cardigan." Yes. [ Laughter ] It's a new movie, and I'm offering you to do it with me today. [ Cheers and applause ] -Okay. -You in? -Yeah. -Fist-bump it out, man. -Wait. Hold on. Are you giving it away because you don't like it? -No. I really do love him, and I love that sweater. -Don't give it away. You're gonna take it back after the show? -I'll take it back now, if you want to. -Keep it! -Well, no, I think it could be kind of fun. It's just a little fun challenge. It's a separate challenge. Could be nothing. You don't have to -- I don't want you to give it to anyone. Just -- Look how good it looks on you. You kidding me? [ Laughter ] You're a natural. Yes! That's what we've been waiting for. [ Cheers and applause ] Whoo! Now, let's talk about the movie. -Okay. [ Laughter ] -"Materialists." -Mm-hmm. -What is it about? -"Materialists" is about a... really young and beautiful... [ Laughter ] Um, "Materialists" is about a matchmaker in New York City who is very, very good at her job. And she is also sort of trying to figure out for herself, um, what love means and what is really, actually, valuable, in life. -And how does Pedro and Chris Evans become... -Oh, it's sort of a bit of a love triangle. -It has to be. It's a little -- -Yeah. And it's fun. It's funny. -Yeah. -Yeah. It's everything. -It's great. -It's everything. -Yeah. -I think it was really great, and I want to show everyone a clip. Here's Dakota Johnson in "Materialists." Take a look. -Lucy! Do a speech! [ Group chanting "Speech!" ] [ Group continues chanting "Speech!" ] [ All cheering ] -All right. My speech is... that if the girl asks for a 6-foot tall drink of water in his 40s with a salary over 500 grand and a...good hairline... [ Laughter ] ...you deliver. [ All cheering ] -Come on now! [ Cheers and applause ] Dakota Johnson, everybody! Dakota, you are starring in the new romantic comedy "Materialists," so we thought we'd put your rom-com skills to the test. It's time for "Fast Forward." -♪ Fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast forward ♪ -Alright, now, here's how this works, okay? Alright, we're gonna play an entire rom-com. [ Beeping ] [ Laughter ] It's real! You didn't think it was real? -No, I had to test it. Sorry. -We're gonna play an entire rom-com from start to finish, okay, but it's been sped up to be only three seconds long. -Oh... -Whoever buzzes in first has to say what the movie is. If we're wrong, the other person gets a chance to steal. You ready for this? -No. -Okay, let's see the first. -Where are we watching it? -Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I guess maybe that monitor. Where are we watching? -Oh, okay. -There's a monitor here. Alright, ready? Hands over the buzzer, or by your buzzer if you want to. -Okay. -I don't want to cheat. Let's see the first movie. -Oh! "Bridget Jones." "Bridget Jones." Right? -Oh, "Bridget Jones's Diary." [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ I love that movie. I love that movie! I love "Bridget Jones's Diary." -Did you let me win? -No, I didn't, but I didn't understand what was happening. -Don't be letting me win, okay? -Trust me, I won't. But I love it. I love "Bridget Jones's Diary." I love "Bridget Jones's Diary 2: Edge of Reason." -There's a new one, right? -Yeah, and it's really good. -You saw it? -Of course, I saw it. It's on Peacock. -Oh, it's out? -Yes. You're gonna love it. -I'm gonna love it. -You really are. Alright, let's see the next one. -Okay! [ Laughs ] -Oh, God. -Oh! [ Beeping ] -Go. You went first. -Oh, it's a wedding dress somewhere. -Was it "Sleepless in Seattle"? -"Sleepless in Seattle"? [ Ding ] [ Cheers and applause ] I saw Hanks in there. But who got married? -I said it first. -You definitely said it. You got the point. Take that point away from me. But who got married in that movie? Wasn't it a kid and he picked up a phone or something? Who got married? -[ Australian accent ] I don't remember. -[ Australian accent ] I don't remember, either, but someone -- [ Normal voice ] Was there a wedding dress in something I just saw? No? Alright, I'm not good at this game. Alright, here we go. -It's really hard. -Alright. Is it, though? -Especially 'cause I can't see very well, so I'm like -- -You're beating me, 2-0. So, what are you talking -- You can't say it's really hard. I can say it's really hard. -[ Laughs ] -You're killing me. -Okay, come on. -Alright, I'm getting this one. Oh, sorry. Yes. Oh! I'm terrible at this. Oh! [ Beeping ] -"Love Actually." -Oh, my gosh! [ Ding ] [ Cheers and applause ] I've never been killed this much. I've never been beaten this bad. -Maybe it's because your preparation position is like a squat position. You're not sitting in your chair. -Well, I was squatting. I was getting ready to go. I was getting ready to jump like a puma... [ Laughter ] ...and attack the buzzer. -You're gonna get the next one. -I am? -Yep. -But now we're going to a second round, where the movies are two seconds long. Yeah, this will make it easier. Yeah, we got this. Let's see the next rom-com. -"Wedding Singer"! -"Wedding Singer"! I did it! I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it! [ Cheers and applause ] -There's no way. There's no way. ♪♪ Did I not say it first? -It doesn't matter. The buzzer doesn't lie. -My buzzer's broken. [ Beeping ] -[ British accent ] The buzzer doesn't lie, me lady. -Mine's not working. -The buzzer doesn't -- Stop pressing it like that. [ Laughter ] Alright. -God damn it. -Let's see -- That was great! That's a great movie! Yes! -It is the best movie. -Wait, what rom-coms are left? -In the world? In the history of movies? -Yeah, I'm trying to think. Okay. I mean, 'cause that would help with this game. Oh, I got it. Let's go. Next movie. -Okay. -Yeah, I got it. [ Beeping ] [ Laughter ] I'm just gonna say -- -You just pressed the button. -Well, I was hoping it would be "When Harry met Sally..." -It wasn't. [ Buzz ] No, it wasn't. -It was not, unfortunately. -"You've Got Mail." -No. [ Buzz ] What was it? -"Say Anything." -"Say Anything." -Oh, wow. -Can I see it again? Can I see it again? It's only two seconds. -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was "Say Anything." Yeah. [ Laughter ] That was great. Lloyd Dobler, Ione Skye. -I'm gonna really hit this [bleep]. -Alright, here we go. Final round. We're moving -- I just heard from the judges that we're moving on to the final round. This movie is one second long. It is also worth 1,000 points. -Dollars, you mean? -Points. [ Laughter ] Wait a second. I know what it is. -You know what it is? -Yeah, it's gotta be. If it isn't this, then what is there left? Let's go! [ Laughter ] -"When Harry Met Sally"! -"When Harry Met Sally"! [ Dinging ] ♪♪ Get out of the way! Get out... [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -He did it!