Playing GTA 5 Without Breaking Any Laws

We will be playing GTA and breaking zero laws. No laws broken today, baby! We're following the rules! Woo! We're gonna give you guys challenges and you have to complete them without breaking the law. Sir, yes sir! I will try. And whoever has the least amount of points has to eat a cup of mayonnaise. I'm lactose intolerant. I will die if I have to do that. The first objective is to get a haircut. Whoever gets a haircut first in the game gets a point. If you break a law, you lose a point. Can I borrow cars? That's breaking the law. Okay, well, I'm running. Wait, Chris, you broke a law! Uh-uh. You just cut that car off. No, the pedestrians have a right-of-way and there's no crosswalk. There's a right-of-way in the middle of the road. No, there's no crosswalk. Like right here, I have the right-of-way. Uh, sounds like a law broken to me. I'm allowed to cross this path right here, right? Go, go for it. Oh, he's breaking more laws right now! He's just running on a sidewalk. I'm running on the sidewalk. What a little snitch you are. I'm walking. I'm just walking. I'm literally walking. You can run. It's not illegal to run, Chandler. Look, I'm about to get a haircut. See, look. I'm right here. Come on, let's go. Got a cross here. Got a cross. Hey, I'm crossing here! I'm waiting for this light here and it's not changing. Okay, there we go. All right, I got a cab coming. Yes, there's my cab. I'm allowed to get in this vehicle. Why is my cab going away? Come back! Wait, is Chandler already at a haircuttery? Boom, snip, snip, baby! That was a $1,000 haircut. You just got one point. What? Yeah. Chandler already got a haircut. What? How? He had to have broke laws. Oh, that don't look good, too. No, it look good! How did Chandler already get a haircut? Chandler already got a haircut, boys. So Chandler has one point. Both of you have zero. Sorry. I really can't eat mayonnaise. Chandler, don't move. Everyone stop where you are. All right, I'm not moving. I got two stars for that. Well, that means you broke a law. I can't jump out of a moving car? You lost a point. Uh-oh. I mean, hey, if you have two stars, you broke a law. Come on, that's fair. Carl killed somebody at the beginning. What a snitch, dude. Before we started. It was before we started. The next objective is you have to go to the very tippy top of the map. I could do that. I'm getting shot for just existing. I mean, you shouldn't have broke the law. I'm sorry, man. All right, let's go to my waypoint, buddy. Let's go. All right, this is the gripping content you were looking for. All of us sitting in cabs. Okay, let's go. Go, taxi, go. My guy is just running red lights watching me. He doesn't care. Look, doesn't care. How many miles left does your taxi run? 7.0. How many you got? 6.5. Oh, look at him stopping, though. At a red light. Pass this guy. He's going slow. Come on. He's literally going the incorrect way. My dude's going the wrong way. My guy's going the wrong way. Come on, my guy. My guy's killing it. Moments later. Pass him. Pass the motorcycle. There's another lane. Go around. Why are you behind the motorcycle? Chris, you know you could just get out and go punch the guy. No, that's against the law, and I'm following the law, even though apparently getting out of a car is breaking the law. Yes, he got past the motorcycle. He might be breaking the law by going too slow on a highway right now. That is actually against the law. You're not allowed to go under like 15 under. Chris is in the lead. I'm at six miles. If you press escape, it stops. Come on, keep going. Go, go, go. Okay, we're good. We're good. Deal of a lifetime? That seems illegal. Sir, I'm gonna need you to close that. All right. Carl, how many miles you at? Three. He's such a little liar. Hey, lying's against the law. What is lying? Yes, it is. We live in the U.S. of America. For some reason, my taxi driver took me to Lester, and I'm just talking to him. I want him driving like this guy, just riding on people's butts, getting past people, not being behind this stupid Cadillac. Look at this guy. He's killing it, bro. What the heck's going on? I don't know these people. Me and Lester are going through it right now. I don't know why. Well, I hope you don't punch Lester. That'd be breaking the law. I would never punch Lester. I'm watching, though. Did Chandler steal a car? I didn't do anything, bro. They just dropped me off to Lester for no reason. Oh, wait. Lester's a criminal. He's a federal criminal, and you're doing work for him? No, I'm not. That's gotta be at least 30 points. Oh, how about you ran 30 red lights? Then my taxi driver did it. I can't help it. That's good. Actually, continue watching this cutscene. I think it's probably good for you. Are you not even gonna get to the waypoint? My taxi guy's driving me right now. Oh, my God. I win if he kicked me out. Just putting peanuts on your desk. Uh, Jimmy? Yeah? Is there anything illegal about him putting peanuts on my desk? I left to go talk to Chandler, because I thought that I was kind of trying to bait you into making me jump out of my car. I knew that's what you were trying to do. I'm just enjoying this nice ride through this desert. I may or may not step out of this room for 30 seconds. Oh, really? Yeah, so I might be doing that. That was a lie. Let's see if we can catch him in the act. What's going on? Carl, what's going on in here? Oh, you just tried to punch him! Crap. Carl, you have a star. Punching Finnair? I don't even have a star! That was threatening. Play the clip back. Carl, you threatened him with an air punch. You just lost a point. You're a negative one. Oh! Jimmy, it's so weird. I actually found this car that somebody must have given to me as a present, but for free. Breaking a window is obviously illegal. Carl, you now have negative two points. You've never broken a window in your life? I have, and I've gone to jail. So yeah, guys, we're going to spend 24 hours in jail. This is an actual jail cell. All right, I got a star, but I still got this car now, right? Yeah, but now you're negative two points. I think this will actually help me. So I just got to go to that little rock right there, and I'm good. All right, I win! Chris is at the top of the map. You are now zero points. Zero! I'm a zero! Chandler's still in the lead with one. All right. First one of you to make $1,000 legally gets a point. How? I got you, bud. $1,000. This game is literally about making money illegally. Nope, there's one thing that's not illegal. Four-wheeler riding. Oh, join. There's randos joining. Quickly join. It's going to get way harder. How do I join? These kids are sweaty. I also didn't say it had to be GTA, you know, in case you could just make $1,000 right now in real life. I'll sell you this ring for $1,000. What's it worth? $1,500. I'll pass. Chris is about to sell stocks for $1,000. Carl, what are you about to tweet? I will sell one of my copies of Ratatouille for $1,000. Any takers? Go, go, go! Come on, guys! Chris is typing in a security code. I'll take four. There we go, $4,000! I'll believe it when you get the $1,000. All right, I made $1,000. All right, Chris actually made $1,000. Chris, you now have one point. Carl, you still have negative two points. How does this not count? And Chandler, you have one point. Yes, I do. Carl, you know you're going to have to eat mayonnaise. You're negative two points. Stop! My man's going to be moaching mayonnaise! I hate mayonnaise! Hey, Chris, if me and you work together, we don't have to eat mayonnaise. Yo, let's just, like, make sure we're good and then just mess with Carl so that way he eats mayonnaise. Wait a minute. What did I just hear? Was that Timmy? Yeah, no colluding against Carl. If I catch a whiff of it again, I'm not going to be so lenient. He's still going to eat mayonnaise, though. Yes, he will. No! I think we all want Carl to eat mayonnaise. All right, what's the next challenge? What's our next challenge? This next challenge is a three-part special. First to get a car, legally. First to get a boat, legally. And first to get a plane, legally. This is literally impossible! That's going to take forever. I have, like, $10,000 in this game. So first to get a car. All right, legally, it's free to me. Order. Done. There's no way to make money in GTA. No, you're not, as well. You're going to spend money to make sure you don't have to... Yes, I hate mayonnaise! Chris, what are you doing? Everybody be quiet so I can focus on what I'm doing. What are you doing? Don't ask me questions, figure it out for yourself. Please, I don't want to eat mayonnaise! Guys, Carl just bought $2 million. OK, I bought the plane. What? Are we just buy to win right now? Yes, we are buy to win. Shut your mama! Yo, I'm about to commit an illegal act just to take your bread. And then lose a point, and I'll still beat you. What card did you use? Whatever's on this account, if it's not my account. That's my card. It's for the channel. It is, but you didn't ask for my permission. That is fraud. He used someone else's card, that's fraud. He didn't use his own card. Carl, would you not say using my card without permission is fraud? I switched it to my PayPal. You did use your PayPal. He used my credit card. Chris, we have to dock a point. Oh, OK. All right. So now you're at zero. I hate everything and everyone. You can't get money without... There's no legal way to get money. I'm going to do it right now. I'm going to gamble at the casino with what I have. I swear to God, I was thinking about doing that, and then I didn't. I got to, bro. It's the only way. All right, give me 30K. 30K. The RP? No! I literally just bought a garage. What do you mean I don't have anywhere to store this vehicle? This game is confusing! Where's my card? I just got it! Oh, ooh! Carl just got a point. He is now only negative one. Chris is still on zero. Chandler still has two. I can get an airplane, though. You just got to beat Carl to one thing, Chris. His name is called Bad Egg. Why did I bet on him? If you or Chris get one of them, then Carl is in dead last guaranteed, and he has to eat the mayonnaise. So, I need to buy a boat, then. Yeah, just one of you has to get the boat before Carl does. Can I jump out of my plane? Is that illegal? That's illegal. It's illegal? Legal. Come on, Bad Egg. Come on, Bad Egg! Oh my gosh! Oh my God! He's going! He's in first! Let's go! No! I bet on the wrong one! Yes! Wait. Yeah, baby! Woo! Get in. All right. Carl just got the plane. He now has zero points. What is he doing? What are you doing? Get in the plane! I got... I pressed get out of the taxi. I'm done. I'm not. I literally am doing everything I can, and it just gives me f***ing stars for no reason. I'm going to break my computer. I swear to God. You got it, Chris. I'm going to kick it. You have no chance of losing. Whichever one of them gets a boat first, the other one loses and has to eat mayonnaise. How the hell did you manage to get all three? Because he got the car first. That was... We cannot travel anywhere. We can't go anywhere. The taxi is useless. All right. Congratulations, Carl. Carl bought that boat legally and just stepped foot in it. Carl now has one point. Chandler has one point, and the challenge is over, and Chris has zero. Hey, I just woke up, and this is the first thing I get to eat this morning. Mayonnaise. Oh, yeah. It's still going.