Up - Meet Russell

Order now, you get the camera, you get the printer, 4x optical zoom, Schneider lens, photo printer, SD card. Good afternoon, my name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer in tribe 54, sweat lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir? No. I could help you cross the street. No. I could help you cross your yard. No. I could help you cross your porch. No. Well, I gotta help you cross something. Uh, no, I'm doing fine. Good afternoon, my name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer in tribe 54, sweat lodge 12. Kid! Are you in need of any assistance today, sir? Thank you, but I don't need any help. Proceed. Good afternoon. Skip to the end. See these? These are my wilderness explorer badges. You may notice one is missing. It's my assisting the elderly badge. If I get it, I will become a senior wilderness explorer. The wilderness must be explored! Go, go! It's gonna be great. There's a big ceremony, and all the dads come, and they pin on our badges. So, you want to assist an old person? Yep! Then I'll be a senior wilderness explorer. You ever heard of a snipe? Snipe? Bird. Beady eyes. Every night it sneaks in my yard and gobbles my poor assailants. I'm elderly and infirm. I can't catch it. If only someone could help me. Me, me! I'll do it! Oh, I don't know. It's awfully crafty. You'd have to clap your hands three times to lure it in. I'll find him, Mr. Fredrickson! I think his burrow is two blocks down. Two blocks down. Got it! Hi! Here, snipey, snipey.