We REALLY Messed Up This Time!

At mum's house, just leaving the set. Just leaving. Okay, cool. Perfect, we're all ready for you to go. Oh, nice. Wow, that's impressive. I thought you'd be ages. Thought we'd be waiting for you. No, I've been waiting for a while. Wonderful. All right, we'll see you soon. Bye. All right, see you in a bit. Bye. Good morning, guys. Today, Lucy and I have to try and remember how to vlog. We also have to go on a road trip. You say have to. Today, we're off on a bit of a trip, a bit of a UK vacation of some of my family, some of Lucy's family. We're going camping. It's raining. Yeah, it's raining. It's raining. We've got to put tents up. We're going camping for three days in this. No, I'm joking. That's been there. I think that's been abandoned. It's been there for ages. This is our car. We've got a little hire car whilst we're here in the UK. Good morning. Welcome to the vlog. We're going to pick up some coffees. I need to get going, pick up my sister. Have you had breakfast yet? Yeah, we've had some breakfast. Okay, we're going to grab a pastry quick if you want anything. No, we'll be fine. Cool, no worries. All right, see you soon. Okay, see you in a bit. Oh, wait. Oh. I'd already committed to hanging up. Sorry, Jaz. Cortado. Please, thanks. Cortado. And a very healthy. Can you take that? All right, I'll take it. Very healthy bag of pastries. Brilliant. Yeah. Okay, I've picked up my sister, my boyfriend, Race, and we are ready to go. Picked up one more coffee from my mum's coffee machine before the road. And it has started raining, but we're not going to let that dampen our spirits. To be fair, that is one of the main characteristics of a British summertime holiday, I would say. Nice bit of rain. It's not ideal, is it, really? But also, there's going to be a thunderstorm. Oh, good. Oh, great. Oh, good. Fabulous. Perfect. All right, here we go. Can't wait. Awesome. ♪ Some say I don't have time for it lately ♪ Hi. So one thing that we've noticed in the UK... I'm vlogging. One thing we've noticed in the UK, if you're a non-UK viewer of the channel, is that you have to get out and fuel your car yourself. We've been so used to spending time in the Philippines where you just can pull up and they'll fuel it for you. There'll be someone there, and you just say, full tank, please, or, I don't know, tell them how much you want and they do it. But here, you've got to get it yourself. So I've sent Lucy out to fuel the car. Full tank. It's so expensive. Can I get a car, please? Can't you pay for it? It's both of our money, so can I have a car, please? So Lucy has gone to fuel up. Jazz and Race have gone to get some snacks. My parents are kind of following us behind. Luckily, the sun is coming out, so fingers crossed we can have some nice weather. All right, we are here. I don't even think we've told you guys where we are, what we're doing, or where we've driven to or anything like that. We have come for three nights away camping with my family, kind of camping. Lucy and I are in a tent, like the kids are in a tent. My parents have this, which is a huge, like, motorhome thing. But we've got this huge stretch of land that we can set up in. So the next hour or so is gonna be us setting up tents. This is a place I used to come to when I was a kid, basically, with my family. We've been coming here since, like, the 90s, early 90s, I think. Pretty much when I was born, we started coming here. So it's crazy to be back. Weird to be vlogging. Oh, and we're in Dorset, which is like, I'll put a map here. It's like, we live here. This is where we are, close by. But for now, we need to set up. So we've got to put up now one tent for six people, one tent for two people, two gazebos. Is that it? Lots of things to put up. This is interesting. This is brand new. Hundreds of windbreaks. This is a brand new gazebo, which we've just got out, air shelter. So we'll just have a look at the instructions. Done. Try and avoid heavy rain. Will do. It is advisable not to pitch your shelter under trees. Yep. Right, step one, attach the whistle. What whistle? Attach the whistle and pressure gauge to the hose, then connect the hose to the pump and twist. I hope it came with a pump. Ah, is that, ah, that's a whistle, isn't it? We found the pump. It looks like a fire extinguisher. Perfect, all right. Something that's going to get this up. Let's give this a go. Did you check before we went? No, because it's always at the back of the tent. You don't know what if it got put away, because that looks exactly the same. Have we gone through it? Have we lost it? There's like plastic ones, aren't there? Yeah, there's been plastic ones. Did we lost it this time? Yeah. So, little update, slight problem. We started putting everything up, then we realised for our tent, which is a six-man tent, so most people are sleeping in this tent, didn't bring the tent poles. Don't know where they are. Lucy and I last used this tent five years ago, so it's technically our fault if we didn't pack away the poles properly. By the way, that was like one of our first videos on the channel. This video here, very, very old, but that was in this campsite. Comment below if you're an OG juicer and you remember that video. So I think Lucy and I now are going to go into town to buy two more small tents. We found some small tents. So we found some tents online at Argos, 50 pounds for two, not too bad, not too much of an expensive mistake, and we're gonna pick them up now. We've just reserved them online. Yeah, so fingers crossed this all works out. Bit annoying, but- Bit very annoying. You do what you gotta do. If there's a problem, guys, in life, and you can fix the problem quite easily, don't stress about it, don't worry about it, or you should've done this, should've done that, should've checked, should've checked before we left, blah, blah, blah. If there's a problem, if the solution is obvious, just fix the problem. That is what I live by. Right, let's go. Good morning, guys. Good morning, welcome to day two of our British summertime holiday. So yesterday, my sister arrived. We managed to get the tents up in the dark, but we have woken up this morning to a very, very rainy situation, really, which you have to expect when you come on holiday in England because we are known for our rain all year round. There's no like particular rainy season or anything like that. It's just rainy all year round. So let me cautiously take this very expensive camera under an umbrella in the pouring rain to show you what's going on. Lucy's cooking up some breakfast. Well, maybe wait and do the bacon first and chuck it on after. Yes, well, very, very, lots is going on. Good, got some bacon cooking. Cooking it all up, 24 sausages. Two lots of ten rashers, 40 rashers of bacon, four tins of beans, 14 tins of tomato and toast. Lovely. And then open it for everyone to see. Oh, cock-flavoured noodle soup. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. Fourth place, probably the worst person to have eaten. Aw. That's my team, fourth. Can you come and stand here for a photo with your prize? Yay. Okay, second and third are the Windsor Warriors and the original Rotties. Just saying in a minute. Well done. Thank you, thanks Mark. Right, let's get your prizes. I would just like to say, thank you third place. Hold the bottom of it, it'll fall out again. Lovely. There we go. Congratulations. Well done, guys. You can open your prizes now. Oh, wow. I thought it was good, so we can have a photo. A photo. Perfect. Eighth winners are the Brookie Crew. Well done. And they actually won by quite a few points. They were 33 points. Congratulations. Thank you. Congratulations. Here's your prize. Not only your prize, but wait a sec. Perfect. So have the medal as well. Thank you. It won't get over your head, but. Don't worry, you can put your head up. Oh, I'll just hold it up in the air. Yay. So it's now the next day. This vlog's been a bit of a mismatch of whenever we felt like picking the camera up, we have, and just filmed a bit. It's been so good so far. I had a really nice barbecue last night. All sat around the fire, toasted marshmallows. My niece, Thea, and sister have just left. And then my mum and her boyfriend, Joseph, have just left as well. So there's only a few of us, I think. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight of us left. And I'm just sat here chilling with the dogs in the van. And now we're gonna head out and either do tennis, golf, or rent go-karts. We're not sure yet. But it's been so good. We slept so well last night in the tent because it didn't rain. The first night was a bit iffy. The middle night was a nightmare because my niece woke up in the night because her tent had flooded. And she woke up, she's only three, she woke up screaming. And it kind of woke everyone up. And then she wouldn't go back to bed for a little while. So because of the rain, if it hadn't rained, she'd have been fine because she was perfect last night. She didn't say anything. She went to bed like really quickly. But yeah, it's just been like so nice, like spending time with everyone here. We've eaten loads of nice food, had loads of nice breakfast and stuff. We played bingo last night, which is always a laugh. But no, it's been so good. Have you met these dogs? Oh yeah, you met Lottie the other day. This is Lottie. And this is Robbie. Hello guys. Do you remember these two? Oh no. Do you remember these two from Bali? Are you actually featuring us? We went to Bali, now we're just going camping in Dorset. I can never just be normal. No, you can't. Under takeover only. Hey chaps, so right, another lovely day in Dorset. That's where we slept. That's where mum and dad slept. They lived the high life. So I had a really nice holiday actually. If you're looking for somewhere to come in Dorset, Sandford Holiday Park, lovely, lovely place. Really family friendly. Lovely toilets. Lovely washing up station. What more could you want really? Two lovely swimming pools. No, in all seriousness, we are about to do some activities. So they messed up our pitch. Sorry, park team, but you did. So we have got free crazy golf and we're going to get some go karts. Now last time, where's George? Last time I went vlogging. Vlogging? Last time I went vlogging with George. Last time I went go karting with George, he drove us up a big grass verge and we flipped backwards and I hurt myself. I might have told you that on the vlog in like 2014. Comment below if you've been watching since 2014 and saw me in the last vlog. Say hi mum. Hi mum. No, no, you are mum. I am mum. Hi. All right. Say hi Mike. Hello. Say hi dad. Hi darling. Say hi Jazz. Hi. Say hi Race. Hi. Um, I think that's it. I haven't really got any... How do you have so much to say all the time? Those who never shut up, do they? I can tell about midwifery with them, I don't like it. Hey, he's back. The usual star of the show. Are you? Oh yeah. Have you started your channel yet? Lucy said I'm not very interesting though. Oh. State your name. Bibbing dope on flame. I just switched the lanes. Damn he did it again. I just flipped the pain. Stripping and dipping in bass. Slab on everything. Swimming you sinking away. Cause I got big racks coming. I put my Lorax on it. I ain't skip past losses. I had to get back off em. See the fit lab on it until they whip Mike off em. Money clip I tossed it. I heard it's big bags on big bags on big bags coming. Coming in. Yeah. Flex. I just want to win. LA BB who we running with. Yeah. Two, two, three, three. I'm on 10 again. Pump up the action. I'm active. If he never heard of Ben dope he just napping. Jackson's. Off the rapid. Keep it on my body. I'm broke if you ask it. Don't got to sell it mostly. I'll destroy this broken whips. As long as it is foreign. Heard you want it cause the yams enormous. What's an ass if she isn't gorgeous. Live my life last name. So you just finish up tennis. Put some bacon on the grill. Cooking everyone a bacon sandwich. And we've also got some frankfurters left over. So we're going to have hot dogs. Bacon sarnies. And just enjoy the sunshine. Because we had one day that was really rainy. Um so since then we're just any bit of sunshine. We're just like lying out in it making the most of it. Sitting outdoors eating outdoors. Sleeping outdoors. Love it. But we have to leave soon. Yes we leave today. You did make me jump. A little bit. Well guys it is that time again for another year. We've packed up the campsite. Can you hear that in my voice? My hay fever has got really really really bad today. It's all good. We've packed up the campsite. And we're leaving. Had a great time with these guys. So so nice having all the family together. Like so much of our family was on this trip. There was like 12 of us. Family is so important to Lucy and I as you guys know. And it was so nice to have everyone together chilling. We didn't really do much. I don't even know what this video is going to look like when we watch it back. But we just picked up the camera when we felt like it and wanted to show you guys. Bring you guys along a little bit. We know family is so important to so many of you guys as well. So we've got to get in the car now. Head back. Maybe get a little cheeky drive-through on the way back. We did just have dinner. But oh look at that sunset. We had some okay sunsets here in the UK guys. We'll hopefully try and show a bit cloudy today. But hopefully try and show you at least one or two nice ones in the vlogs. Wanted to say a quick thank you for all the nice comments on our play button video. Literally been reading through these this afternoon. Haven't been on my phone much this whole trip. Which has been so which has been really nice. Just been chatting with people and trying to relax. Trying to switch off a little bit. Now we've had like a few weeks off vlogging. I don't know. You feel like you want to pick the camera up again. But it has been so nice to fully concentrate on the family and the people we've been around stuff like that. But I did read through some of these comments this afternoon and they're just so so nice. So thank you so much for all this. This is what I mean. Hay fever. Not used to vlogging. Can't speak. Thank you so much for all the recent support on the videos, on the comments. We really really appreciate it. All right we've had a good journey back so far. We're nearly home but we just wanted to stop off for a quick coffee. Because my eyes are full. I think it's a hay fever to be honest. They're so itchy. That coupled with a bit of tiredness. You're face in the corner she's like. She was doing that at this window earlier. But we've been having fun with these guys on the way. Was it? It was all of you wasn't it? No it was Emily. Emily and Mike are behind us in the car behind us. Hi Emily and Mike. No that's Jas and Grace you idiot. No Jas and Emily and Mike are... You can probably see them. I don't know if you can see them. Yeah there you go you heard Emily. But we um we've just ordered some coffees. We haven't got food. We had fish and chips just before leaving. I can't deal with her. What's she doing? She's like in the background there. Oh your face is all warped on this lens as well. Thank you very much. Whoa okay one. Okay let me drive. Actually loose hold them. And what I'll do I'll park up somewhere where we can see Emily and Mike as well. Bill we're looking for Mr Kipling lemon slice. What have you got? Yes please Jas. Jas two seconds ago do you want any food? Nah couldn't eat a thing. Anyone else? No I'm good. I just went for the dry fruit and I didn't even stop. I literally cruised along she passed my drink. I was like thank you. It was a really good manoeuvre. What did you get? A quince. Tomato soup. Tomato latte. Nice. Mike didn't get anything. I didn't get anything either. I'm a purist. Look at this. McDonald's now do a flat white and it's the right size and the right temperature. Geez look at that that is they know what they're doing. Let me do a taste test ready. It'll be hot. McDonald's flat white taste test. It'll be hot you're gonna burn your lips. Do you know what that is actually good that is warm. It's not even that's not hot that's fine and it's the right size and it tastes like coffee. It's gotten cold hasn't it? It's gotten really cold. Grace is laughing because I just said it tastes like coffee. You know what I mean it's got that nice strong coffee taste. More like coffee. Don't expect this to taste like coffee it does. Sorry about the ISO on this bit. So tired. Bye.