78 MOST Famous MARK TWAIN Quotes About Life (BEST) - Quotes Worth Listening To!

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option. A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies. Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. To succeed in life, you need two things, ignorance and confidence. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Always obey your parents when they are present. The lack of money is the root of all evil. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Age is an issue of If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well. A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read. Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection. With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity. It is wiser to find out than suppose. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful of your life. Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile. Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain. Do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. Don't wait. The time will never be just right. I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for. We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would rather have talked. It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts or happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever flowing through one's head. I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. When angry, count to four, when very angry, swear. Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered, either by themselves or by others. To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with. I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell, you see, I have friends in both places. When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. Honesty, the best of all the lost arts. Human beings can be awful, cruel, to one another. There's one way to find out if a man is honest, ask him, if he says yes, you know he's crooked. The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know, and then stop. The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow. Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals. Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry. The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become. Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience, this is the ideal life. Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. Action speaks louder than words, but not nearly as often. Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else. Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. His head was an hourglass, it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the whole idea at once. Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it. Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much, if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.