Things British People Do! | The Juicy Vlog

Hello. The chuckle reference. Yeah. Ready? Hello. Hello guys, we are doing a video today on British people. We're British. Hello. You're probably British. And this is things that British people do. I haven't even looked at these yet, Lucy's written down loads of stuff that apparently British people do. Yeah. And we're going to go through them and see how true they are. If you're not British, you might find these things quite funny or think actually, yeah, I've seen British people do that. I did actually look on our YouTube analytically bit, and we've actually got a few in Spain, so hello. And America. Hi guys. And North Scotland, obviously. Welcome. The first thing that I've noticed that British people do is finding the need to apologise for absolutely everything. Sorry, can you pass me that? I do this all the time. Why do you need to apologise for it? You could just say, can you pass me that please? People just start sentences and conversations with the word sorry. Sorry, do you know where the toilets are? No, you could just say, excuse me, where are the toilets? Please. Why do we do that? It's also a way to butt into a conversation. Have you noticed that? Sorry, can you stop talking for a second? No. Not rudely. No, like, no, that sort of thing. Or maybe that is okay, because you're actually apologising for interrupting. Maybe there's a fine line here. Yeah, I think you got it wrong there. Yeah. Sorry, I've just realised we're sitting on the wrong side. No, we're not. This is my bad side. We're not sitting on the wrong side. This is the side that makes me look like a bean. George has a theory that he looks like a bean. Like, if we take a selfie, he's got to be on a certain side, so he doesn't look like a bean. We're not changing, I can't be bothered. Right. So, yeah, the next one is... What are you doing? We have to show my alright side. It looks like mum's beard. Oh, I've got a story about that. Once, when I was younger, my teddy's head fell off, and my mum sewed it back on, but she sewed it like that. So, I just look like a teddy, like I'm walking. Really? Have you still got it? Yeah, I'll have to find it. I want to see it. Somewhere under my bed, I think. So, the next one is probably the main topic that British people talk about ever. Sorry, I was... My tongue went out or something. What is wrong with you? The weather. No matter what the weather is, if you don't know what the weather is, you don't know someone. The first thing that comes into your head in the topic of conversation is, the weather's not looking very good today, is it? Or, oh, lovely day outside. Every single conversation, again, is just about the weather. Whether it's good, bad, windy, snow, rain. Weather. The weather is good, bad... Especially, I do this in taxis. The first thing you ask them, one, are you having a good night or day? Have you been busy? Third thing, how's the weather? No. How's the weather because I'm blind. Like, what are you on about? You don't ask them how the weather is. Should you stop talking now? Yeah. I'm going to let Lucy do the rest of it. If you see the slightest bit of sun, so we've sort of gone from a mere 12 degrees up to 15 degrees, the sun's shining, and we're like, oh my god, I've got to get my bikini, I've got to go outside and sunbathe. In England, that is a summer's day. Basically, we sort of like do this all the time, so we say basically, we say like, and we say sort of, and all this rubbish little bits in our sentences. What I was going to say was, if you've got time to listen to me, I'd better tell you quickly, though, because I've got to go out in a minute. Just get to the point. We cannot just say something. No. There's people who can, though, and then they come across bluntly. Yeah. Bluntly? No, they come across blunt. Bluntly's a word. Blunt. Yeah, but you can't come across bluntly. Oh, can you? Yeah, you can. You don't drink tea or coffee, do you? It tastes like mud. What? Tea or coffee? Do that face again. No, seriously, I love tea. I drink tea all day at work, at home, in the morning. I love it, and it's like my fuel. Right, I'm a non-tea drinker. I have a theory for all you tea drinkers that you only do it because you've seen other people do it, like your parents, and they've only done it because they've seen their parents do it. There's no reason to drink tea. It tastes disgusting. You've been programmed to like it. It's nice and warming. You've been programmed to like it. No. You have. This is proof. You have to have three sugars in your tea. That means you don't like the taste. You like the taste of sugar. But it's nice and warming, and you dip your biscuits into it, and it's more like a social experience as well. You go and make tea with someone. If you were a caveman and you'd never seen a cup of tea and no one had ever drunk tea I'd say that about anything. Like what? Ice cream. No, ice cream tastes nice. I will admit, I've had about four or five cups of coffee in my life, and they were cappuccinos. They were delicious. Just because you're not in our club and you're jealous that you don't like them, don't diss us. If there's any non-tea drinkers or coffee drinkers out there, comment. Make me feel a bit more normal. I'm so out of place everywhere. Do you want a cup of tea? Nah. No, no thanks. Hot chocolate please. Hot brown for a cuppa? Nah. Alright. Not any orange juice. Us Brits are obsessed with social media and Facebook statuses. You don't even need to get out of bed to realise it's snowing because the amount of statuses. Snow! You did that. Snow. Oh my god it's snowing. Can you believe? Everyone look outside. You don't need to go on anything else but Facebook to find anything else. It's mad, isn't it? It's mad. Then there's another side of it where people moan about all the people writing them snow statuses. So they completely contradict themselves by continuing this conversation. Yeah. We realise it's snowing outside. Well don't write a status yourself then. See I don't like them people and if you're one of them stop or I'll delete you. So if anyone ever says to you, yeah I might join you later or yeah I'll have a think about it, yeah I'll let you know. It basically means that I'm not leaving my house unless it's on fire. You're not going to go are you? No. If you haven't got a solid yes I'm coming 100% you just don't rely on that person. And that's because everyone is far too polite to say no. You have to come up with an excuse. Yeah. You have to say I'm busy, make something up. Why make something up? If you don't want to go, no thank you. Why? Don't want to go. Do you want to say no? No. Do you want to go out for dinner next week? No thank you. Yeah do you want to come for my birthday? No thanks. I'll be in bed by eight. Would anyone have any friends if they were that honest? No. Politeness is a big British thing. But it's fake politeness. It's awkward politeness. It's always fake. There's so much talking behind people's backs. People on the phone. Hi yeah I would love to speak to you too. Yeah see you later. Hang up. I wish they'd stop calling. I had my hair cut today by the way. Nice. Swish it. I'm trying but other people are in the way. Glad you got that bit in. Yeah. Another sort of awkward thing we do is if you want to leave somewhere instead of just going right I'm off now. We go right so I think it's about time that I started thinking about making a move. So long winded and dragged out you could just say yeah I'm going to leave now. And then another twenty minutes of conversation before actually leaving. So I hope you enjoyed that little video on what British people do. If you agree comment. If you disagree comment. If you're from somewhere else and you think god we do this or we don't do that. That is so weird. Let us know. Let us know what you do if you're not British that we might find funny. You know what to do. Thumbs up. Subscribe. And the next video will be going up on Sunday so keep your eyes peeled for that. At the Juicy Vlog on Twitter and at the Juicy Vlog on Instagram. Let us know what other video ideas you want to do. On Sunday we've got a great fun video coming for you guys. Actually really looking forward to making this one. Yeah. Really really funny. So we will see you soon. Goodbye.