4K畫質/高清畫質紀錄片 4K畫質紀錄片 霸王行動的“試水”二戰盟軍1943年西西里島登陸
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1943年7月 即一年不前的羅馬尼亞陸戰
聯合軍委會將進行新的測試在希臘
由於個人競爭 狂想計劃和無知的軍隊
聯合軍委會很快就會學會
歐洲的侵略有多麼困難和昂貴的教訓
1943年初
英國軍隊決心擊敗意大利的德國軍隊
在東尼西亞捕捉了250,000名囚犯
在春季 經過多次爭議
聯合軍委會確認了希臘為意大利的下一個踏石
和歐洲所謂的柔軟的下層
他們希望取得希臘
會提供聯合軍隊在東尼西亞的自由移動
並允許轟炸戰艦進入更多的佔領歐洲
此外 它也可能打壓斯大林
通過開啟歐洲的另一個前線
正是當德國軍隊在科爾斯克發動了夏季戰爭
希臘的侵略甚至可以強迫意大利脫離戰爭
雖然這比預期還要有希望
聯合軍委會成功引起了疑問
關於會發生什麼樣的侵略
在Mincemeat行動期間
聯合軍委會計劃了假的侵略計劃
針對一名假的國民軍官的屍體
然後把他拋出西班牙海岸
透過假資訊
德國軍隊移動了幾個部隊到希臘
聯合空襲也目擊了塞爾丁尼亞
以激化海洋對真正的侵略目標
哈里德·亞歷山德軍官
在這次侵略中使用了
特定的15艘軍隊組成
包括德國第八艘和美國第七艘
最初的侵略軍隊
包括約160,000名士兵
600架戰機和1,800枚槍
他們由北非和馬爾地亞的
約4,000架聯合空襲艦隊支援
從北非和馬爾地亞進行行動
聯合空軍的目標是取得海洋優勢
阻礙島嶼和提供近空支援
這支軍隊將對付
艾佛雷德·古茲安尼的六艘軍隊
他擁有10艘軍隊
雖然六艘軍隊
主要是積極的海岸防衛軍隊
總體來說
他擁有約200,000名戰鬥部隊
和260架武裝車
他們由約30,000名
德國軍隊和15艘戰機
和戰機部隊的士兵支援
被視為領導者
這些德國軍隊的裝備不足
但他們仍然擁有
約100架Panzer 3和Panzer 4
和17架Tiger戰機
在空中
德國軍隊擁有約1,600架戰機
來自多個基地
在希斯萊、薩丁尼亞和意大利
但意大利軍隊的裝備不足
利維諾和納波利軍隊
理論上是意大利軍隊最強的
但他們主要擁有
遺失的早期戰機
或被捕的法國車輛
德國軍隊擁有
這些法國車輛
組成了機動部隊
最強的就是
Battle Group Schmalz
它的任務是
對抗伊拉克、阿加斯特和卡丹亞
附近的攻擊軍隊
正式來說
德國軍隊是受到意大利軍隊的指揮
但實際上
德國軍隊主要是獨立的
在6月11日
聯邦軍隊和軍事部隊
將鄰近的Pantelleria和Lampedusa島嶼
進行淘汰
然後在7月2日
D-7日
西伯利亞和南意大利的目標
受到重型飛機和航空轟炸
破壞供應線、空中防線和防禦
結果
Axis將大部分的飛機轉移到西伯利亞
只剩下125架飛機在西伯利亞
此時
西伯利亞航空部隊
已經在地區上達到空中優勢
雖然德國航空部隊2
仍然擁有炸彈和戰鬥儲備
以可能破壞西伯利亞的降落
同時
英國和美國空軍
正在準備降落
英國和美國計劃員
在短時間內開發了
Husky的空中元件
有些航空部隊擔憂
9月9日晚上的降落計劃
美國82號空軍航空部隊
總舵長馬丁·瑞吉威
擔憂友善火
和美國航空部隊
缺乏夜間飛行體驗
總的來說
5300架飛機
應該要在西伯利亞降落
美國航空部隊
大多數會從C-47飛行
而英國航空部隊
則會乘坐升降機
但缺乏訓練的升降機
和美國的C-47飛行員
缺乏在升降機上
駕駛的經驗
一旦降落
航空部隊會保持
重要的交界點
和橋樑
以減緩或阻擋
對陸地降落的反擊攻擊
82號飛機
將掌握高地
在Piano Lupo附近
而英國第一航空部隊
將掌握重要的
Ponte Grande橋樑
在西伯利亞附近
當第一艘聯邦飛機
前往西伯利亞
事情很快就會出現錯誤
飛機的偵測飛行員
會迅速脫離組織
並失去支架
事情會更糟糕
當他們受到反艦火藥
偵測飛行員
會滑落和搖晃
有些飛行員
會在陰影下離開
144艘飛行員出海
只有54艘在西伯利亞
只有6艘在目標
至少69艘
可能已潛入海中
可能會讓
大約300艘飛行員沈淪
這意味著
大約100艘人
可以立即
攻擊目標
美國降落
很容易
飛行員再次失去
遠處的光線
強風
打破了陸地
大部分飛行員
降落在小組
少於200艘
可以立即
捕捉Piano Lupo
在多個情況下
飛行員簡單地降落
並向戰鬥聲音前進
但儘管數量低
英美軍
攻擊了多個目標
一艘偵測飛行員
捕捉了Ponte Grande橋
美國飛行員
對抗Piano Lupo的防衛
美國飛行員Bob Fielder
回憶著
靠近Biazza橋
突然
出現了不可思議的
迅速發射
德國機槍
從未聽過
1200毫秒的聲音
我懷疑
這是什麼世界
在Ponte Grande
意大利軍
用磨刀和武裝車
攻擊了英美軍偵測飛行員
他們的數量
只下降到70
偵測飛行員
被海洋軍隊
儘管危機嚴重
失敗的飛行員
有一個優勢
廣泛的陸地
讓潛艇
看起來比實際上更大
Axis軍隊
正在處理
像是修煉機槍那樣的攻擊
雖然Guzoni
宣佈了潛艇潛入
但Axis軍隊
不加以
對抗它
在海灘上
與晚上的降落
是海洋軍隊
和SAS隊隊的
他們的工作
是清理海洋武器
和 obstacle
約在3點
7月10日
第1艘海洋軍隊
抵達
在Pacino海岸
Royal Marines, 1st Canadian and 51st Highland Divisions
come ashore in the darkness to find most Italian positions abandoned.
In many cases, the coastal defenders have simply fled their posts.
The British 50th and 5th Divisions land south of Syracuse to equally light resistance.
By 5am, the Brits and Canadians have secured the beaches
and heavier landing craft deliver tanks and trucks.
Allied troops take Pacino Airfield, which they then ready for Allied aircraft.
The British 50th Division runs into British paratroopers
who've just retreated from the Ponte Grande,
and together they rapidly retake the bridge.
The US landings also largely go to plan despite the rough seas.
Major General Lucian Truscott's 3rd Division lands first
and sweeps towards Licata to cover the landing beach's left flank.
As they advance, they knock out coastal defenses and railway guns
to clear the way for other divisions.
In the east, the 45th Division capture the Comiso Airfield
and secure the landing beach's right flank.
The 1st Infantry Division lands at Gala,
including a contingent of French Moroccan troops,
and although resistance is stiffer, they take the town by 8am.
By now, the first serious Axis counterattacks arrive,
as Guzzoni orders the Livorno and Hermann Göring Divisions against the US beaches.
However, bombing and paratrooper activity has cut communications,
meaning these first counterattacks are poorly coordinated.
To the east, Italian blackshirt militia attack the Canadians,
who easily push them back.
British troops now approach Syracuse,
a major port and key to continuous naval supply
for the British landing forces.
Guzzoni hopes its formidable defenses will protect it.
However, Allied troops enter in the afternoon
to a reportedly riotous welcome by the locals.
Italian units do counterattack towards the city,
including with captured French R-35 tanks.
But by now,
British troops have brought up anti-tank guns and other defenses.
Italian tank commander Adamo Profico recalls the attack.
We left, my tank in the lead.
After a few hundred meters,
my driver turned to me and shouted,
Mines!
The tracks of our tank had already gone over the first mines,
which duly went off.
The second tank arrived at full speed,
and as it took the curve, a gun hit its right tracks.
This disabled its steering,
and it careened off, rolling down the escarpment.
Right on its heels, the third tank arrived,
also going at full speed.
As soon as it had made the curve,
its front was hit.
By the end of D-Day,
Allied commanders likely feel things are going well.
Their troops are ashore,
beachheads are expanding,
several captured airfields are already in use by Allied fighters,
and Syracuse has fallen.
But there are mounting issues.
Of the 5,300 airborne troops dispatched,
only 2,000 are fit for duty the next day.
Army commanders on the ground
also complained about a lack of air cover.
With Allied aircraft occupied with fighter
and fleet escort missions,
no close air support is available on D-Day and D-plus-1.
This lack of continuous air cover
allows a German Luftwaffe attack
against the Gala transport area
to get through and sink the ammunition ship
SS Robert Rowan.
The Axis forces are also recovering
from the initial shock.
Now that they've identified
the landing beaches in Allied forces,
Guzoni orders more organized counterattacks.
Battlegroup Schmalz
blocks Allied progress towards Augusta,
while the Livorno and Hermann Göring divisions
make a stronger move against the Gala beachhead.
On July 11,
three Italo-German columns
attempt to break through to Gala.
In the west and center,
the Americans repel the Livorno division
with heavy losses.
However, the Hermann Göring division's panzers
make better progress
against the light anti-tank weapons
of US screening forces.
German tanks break open the line
and head for Gala and the beaches.
With Allied tactical support aircraft
busy elsewhere,
the 1st Division rushes
anti-tank guns and armor ashore.
Eventually, a handful of vulnerable
catapult-launched Navy spotter planes
are able to direct naval gunfire
and stop the German attack.
Axis commanders realize
the offshore armada
would destroy any further attempts
to reach the shore,
so their forces withdraw
and take up blocking positions
around Calta Gironi.
But despite the failure
of Italo-German counterattacks,
they do slow the progress
of the American 1st and 45th Divisions.
The Luftwaffe is less successful
and are only able to offer
sporadic resistance
from the remaining Sicilian airfields.
Johannes Steinhoff from Jagdgeschwader 77
later recounts the desperation
in his memoirs,
With what we could scrape together
of the remnants of the group,
we would fly along the north coast
over Etna's crater,
towards the Straits of Messina,
where we would fling ourselves
at the B-17 flying fortresses
in a series of uncoordinated attacks.
Our numbers were so few
that we would do little damage,
and even that little
depended upon our breaking through
to the bombers.
To reinforce the US troops,
further paratrooper drops
are planned for late July 11,
but the drop is another disaster.
Recent German bomber attacks
have the Allied anti-aircraft units
on high alert.
When the Navy and Army gunners
spot the friendly C-47s,
they mistake them for Axis craft
and open fire on them.
23 of the 144 transport planes
are lost to friendly fire,
with an estimated 90 aircrew
and 229 paratrooper casualties.
A report by the 82nd Airborne Division
blamed a lack of communication
and preparation
among the ground forces.
Meanwhile,
Fleet Commander Admiral Andrew Cunningham
blamed the pilots
for flying outside
of agreed air corridors.
As the US advance bogs down,
the British Eighth Army
makes better progress
along the coast.
The Brits take Augusta
on July 12,
but resistance
from dug-in enemy units
is stiffening.
Montgomery now develops a plan
to open new routes of advance
for British troops.
While continuing to push
towards Catania along the coast,
he orders the XXX Corps
to swing around Mount Etna
from the west,
with the aim of
cutting the island in two.
However,
this requires British troops
to take over US objectives
around Caltagirone
and give them exclusive use
of Highway 124.
Padden is outraged
that his force
is now relegated
tosupporting the British maneuver.
So in response,
Alexander allows the US 3rd Division
to advance towards Agrigento.
As Montgomery
takes increasing control
of the offensive,
German commanders
are also taking control
of the defense.
General der Panzertruppe
Hans Valentin Hube
of the XIV Corps
takes over de facto
command of the island,
while incoming German formations
are preparing to reinforce him.
The elite 1st Fallschirmjäger Division
is on the way,
as is the freshly reformed
29th Panzergrenadier Division.
On July 13,
Montgomery opens his major push
towards Catania.
First,
nighttime airborne
and seaborne commando raids
will capture two bridges,
the Ponte dei Malati
and the Ponte dei Prima Sole.
The 50th Division
will then break through Axis defenses
around 30 kilometers to the south,
link up with the commandos,
and strike out for Catania.
Once again,
the airdrops go poorly.
Both friendly and enemy
anti-aircraft fire
forces nearly 30 percent
of the gliders to return to base,
and only 200 men
and three anti-tank guns
drop near their target.
To make matters worse,
they've dropped directly on top
of the newly arrived
1st Fallschirmjäger Division.
The British do capture
Prima Sole bridge,
but come under
immediate German attack.
The Brits use captured
anti-tank guns and mines
to repel the assaults,
but casualties are mounting
and ammunition is running out.
Eventually,
they decide to relocate
to a hill south of the bridge
and cover it from there
until the 50th Division can arrive.
However,
the 50th Division
expected to fight against
Italian units,
not hardened German paratroopers,
and their progress is slow.
Fighting is particularly tough
in dense vineyards and orange groves.
A soldier of the 5th East Yorkshire
Regiment recalls,
Wasn't possible to see
more than 20 yards
in the orange groves.
Some unidentified troops
were moving alongside
a small wall.
As we were debating
who they might be,
the question was solved
by the rapid burr
of a Spandau machine gun
not very far away.
On July 14,
the 50th Division
reaches the bridge,
but finds the northern bank
under solid German control.
British troops
wade across on July 15,
but German machine gunners
and artillery
soon pin them down.
Only a small Allied bridgehead
is able to be formed.
On July 17,
after tough fighting
around the bridgehead,
the Brits make another attempt
towards Catania
under a heavy creeping barrage.
Sergeant Georg Schmitz
of the 1st Fallschirmjäger Division
is on the receiving end.
We survived
the one-and-a-half-hour barrage
well under the cover
of the tank trench.
We had orders
not to open fire
until Oberstleutnant Walter
gave the order.
Thus, without a shot
being fired from our side,
the attacking enemy
came unhindered
into the range of fire
of our infantry weapons.
But then he was met
by our furious defensive fire.
The attacker
had very heavy losses,
and the attack was beaten off.
The British attack
again on July 18,
but they're unable
to break through to Catania
or the nearby aerodrome.
The next day,
Montgomery abandons the plan
and shifts the focus
to his planned swing
around Mount Etna.
But what was envisioned
as a speedy thrust
is also an arduous slog.
On July 17,
the Canadians
push along Highway 124
but are stopped
short of Etna
by tenacious resistance.
The Axis forces
have already shifted
their positions
to counter the move.
Hubei decides
to abandon the west of Sicily
and fall back
to a series of defensive lines
around Etna.
His plan is now
to defend Sicily
as long as possible
before withdrawing forces
across the Messina Straits
into Italy.
However, the withdrawal
is not a retreat.
German and Italian rearguard units
continue to contest town after town.
Demolitions and booby traps
further slow the Allied advance.
With Montgomery bogged down,
Patton senses an opportunity.
He demands that US forces
be given a more significant objective,
arguing there's a political necessity
for the American public
to see their troops at work.
Alexander concedes
and allows Patton
to capture Palermo,
a major port
and the largest city on the island.
US forces,
especially the 2nd Armoured Division,
now race forward
against isolated pockets
of mostly Italian troops,
who often surrender
after token resistance.
Colonel James Gavin
of the 82nd Airborne recalls,
It was unlike anything else
I'd encountered during the war.
Suddenly a machine gun
or anti-tank weapon would open up,
and then the white flags would appear.
A shot had been fired for honour,
but it was just as likely
to cause casualties
as a shot fired in anger.
The US troops have another advantage
in their drive across Sicily.
Large numbers of American troops
are Italian Americans,
some with Sicilian heritage.
They occasionally receive
a warm reception from locals
and can use their connections
to gain important intelligence.
US intelligence also makes use
of criminal connections
among New York mafia families
with ties to Sicily.
Local Sicilian mafia,
opposed to Mussolini,
helps gather intelligence
and guide Allied troops
through the mountain passes.
Meanwhile, German troops
report a hostile attitude
toward their continued presence.
German paratrooper Josef Klein
recalls the response
to his unit's demolitions work.
In Trecastiani,
some civilians emerged as spokesmen,
waving old hunting rifles around
and assuming a threatening posture.
The kerfuffle did not end
until our platoon sergeant
had a machine gun group
with an MG-42
set up on the market square.
On at least one occasion,
tensions spill over into murder.
The Hermann Göring Division
shoots 16 Italian men
in Castiglione di Sicilia,
likely as retaliation
for supposed thefts.
By July 22,
the Americans have taken Palermo
and the Allies have practically
cut the island in two
at Termini e Merese.
US troops take 50,000 Italian prisoners
with only 272 casualties.
Patton now directs his troops
along northern Sicily
to participate in the attack
towards Messina.
Indeed, for him,
it has now become a race
about whether the Americans
or the British
will get to Messina first.
Meanwhile, in Rome,
the war takes an unexpected
and dramatic turn.
Italian dictator Benito Mussolini
is voted out of the Fascist Grand Council
and arrested.
His time as il Duce is now over.
King Victor Emmanuel
assumes full constitutional powers.
Mussolini had faced a growing conspiracy
from within his own general staff,
and the Sicilian invasion,
paired with the Allied bombing
of mainland Italy,
act as the final nail in the coffin.
But with Hitler watching closely,
Italy vows
to continue the war
for the time being.
Mussolini's removal also ends
any pretense of Italian command
in Sicily.
General Hube now oversees
the entire withdrawal and evacuation.
His troops continue to fight
rearguard actions towards the Etna line,
based around the formidable
Centuripe position.
Meanwhile, US troops advance
towards Troina,
another prepared defensive point.
Carefully positioned German
anti-tank guns, machine guns,
and tanks take their toll.
In many cases,
small groups of Axis troops
delay entire Allied divisions
in the narrow mountain roads.
Progress is also hampered
by a lack of close air support
coordination by the Allies.
The process of requesting
airstrikes is slow and convoluted,
and in any case,
fragile radio equipment breaks down
or cannot get through
the mountainous terrain.
Confused boundaries
between US and British units
add to the problem.
As the British XXX Corps
assaults Centuripe,
fighter bombers of the US 12th
Air Support Command
attack them by mistake.
XX Corps commander,
Lieutenant General Oliver Leese
phones General Omar Bradley
to complain.
What have we done
that your chaps
would want to bomb us?
They've hit right on top
of my headquarters.
They have really plastered the town.
Exhausted and inexperienced
Allied units
are now near breaking point.
Major Derek de Stackpool
of the 7th Royal Marines,
an entirely green formation,
recalls an attack on de Taino.
My God,
when I think of the things
that went wrong,
the unpreparedness
and the rush and hurry
of the whole blasted
amateurish mess up.
Poor old 7th RM.
Never have so many
been buggered about by so few.
Only the release of experienced
units from North Africa
breaks the deadlock.
Aided by the arrival
of the British 78th Battle Axe Division,
the British and Canadians
capture Centuripe
and its dominating heights
on August 1st.
On August 6th,
the US 1st Division
finally captures Torina,
but only after the Axis counterattack
no less than 24 times.
With these two positions lost,
Houbin knows that the battle
is now over.
He speeds up preparations
for evacuation,
but continues his punishing
rearguard actions.
The British 3rd Division,
advancing along the coast,
is especially held up
at Monte Fratello.
To assist it,
Patton orders amphibious landings
behind enemy lines
on August 8th, 11th and 16th.
Although risky,
these so-called end-runs
do ease the advance.
The British also conduct
their own landing on August 16th
to cut off retreating elements
of the Hermann Göring Division
but are unable to catch them.
Both Allied forces
now converge on Messina,
and during the night of August 16th,
the vanguard of the US 3rd Division
enters the outskirts.
Houbin's well-organized evacuation
comes to an end.
The narrow straits, coastal guns
and large anti-aircraft forces
means the Allied forces
mostly don't disrupt the evacuation,
and on August 17th,
Houbin's command is one of the last units
to leave Sicily.
Of the eventual 460,000 Allied troops
in Sicily,
around 5,000 are killed
and up to 16,000 wounded
in Operation Husky.
An additional 3,500 are missing.
Of those killed,
1,400 are paratroopers.
German losses are 4,500 killed,
13,500 wounded,
and around 10,000 missing or captured.
Italian losses are especially high.
4,650 Italian troops are killed,
5,000 wounded,
and up to 152,000 missing or captured.
The loss of Sicily also decimates
Axis air units.
In July 1943 alone,
711 German aircraft were lost
in the Mediterranean theatre,
and the Italian Regia Aeronautica
is in the process of dissolution
after Husky,
a high cost for the limited damage
they were able to inflict.
But despite these results,
there are Allied complaints
with the first major joint operation.
There was poor coordination,
especially between different branches,
as well as animosity
and a lack of communication
between commanders.
Although tactical air superiority
improved as the invasion went on,
Army commanders consistently claimed
that they rarely saw friendly air cover.
Air commanders replied
that they were attacking targets
further to the rear,
a more important contribution.
Better communication regarding
objectives and methods
may have smoothed over these tensions.
Alexander is also accused
of giving Montgomery too much control
and undervaluing US troops' potential,
while Patton too is criticized
by both superiors and subordinates.
General Omar Bradley,
who served under Patton,
accuses him of recklessness
with the lives of his men,
especially in his race
to beat Montgomery to Messina,
a race some historians suggest
Montgomery was not even aware of.
News also emerges of two incidents
in which Patton slapped enlisted men,
and at Biscotti on July 14,
US troops massacre 73 Axis prisoners.
The perpetrators claim
Patton ordered for no prisoners to be taken,
something Patton denied.
There were also missed Allied opportunities,
as Hube's phased withdrawal
preserved his fighting strength.
In the first 17 days of August,
the Axis evacuate 100,000 troops,
10,000 vehicles,
200 artillery guns,
and 47 tanks to Italy,
where they would continue the struggle.
However, the Allies also learn
lessons from their mistakes.
For example,
almost all aircraft will display
clear invasion stripes
to prevent friendly fire
during the Normandy invasions,
while airborne operations
will enjoy longer planning periods
and wider use of pathfinder units
to guide in the paratroopers.
They also make tactical improvements,
including improved rugged radios
and clearer channels
for requesting air support.
Arguably though,
the biggest outcome of Husky
is also a mostly unintended one.
The removal of Mussolini
opens the question of Italy's role in the war.
But while the Allied demand
of unconditional surrender remains,
Italy seems reluctant to surrender,
and the battle for Italy will continue.
In fact,
many of the units on both sides
who'd fought in Sicily
will soon meet again on new battlefields.
Naval landings with airborne support
were a staple of Allied strategy
in Western Europe
until the end of the Second World War.
And the biggest single-day
airborne drop
happened already on German soil in 1945
when the 21st Army Group
under Bernard Montgomery
had to cross the Rhine
north of the Ruhr region.
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on the Western Front,
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