THE SNAKE POEM

On her way to work one morning, down the path along the lake, a tenderhearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake. His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew. Poor thing, she cried. I'll take you in and I'll take care of you. Take me in, O tender woman. Take me in for heaven's sake. Take me in, oh tender woman, sighed that vicious thing. She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk and she laid him by the fire said with some honey and some milk. She hurried home from work that night. As soon as she arrived, she found that pretty snake she taken in had been revived. "Take me in, oh tender woman. Take me in for heaven's sake. Take me in, oh tender woman," sighed that vicious snake. She clutched him to her bosom. "You're so beautiful," she cried. "But I hadn't brought you in by now. You know you would have died." She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight. But instead of saying, "Thank you," the snake gave her a vicious bite. "Take me in, O tender woman. Take me in for heaven's sake. Take me in, oh tender woman." sighed that vicious snake. "I saved you," cried the woman. "And you've bitten me. But why?" "You knew your bite was poisonous, and now I'm going to die." "Shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin. "You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.