Shakira Dates A Woman For The FIRST Time! 😳 | Full Episode | Season 2 Episode 3 | First Dates

Hello, sir. Hi. I'm here to see Yassine. And what was your name, please? Adam. Every week, this restaurant is full of hopeful singles, all looking for love. Hello there, sir. Hello. Er, Dan? All the daces have seen is a photo of their potential partner online. Ha! All they need now... You weren't expecting me, were you? ..is a spark. No, no-one expects Flashman. Ha! There is definitely part of me that wants to be the knight in shining armour. Ha! Ha! The gallant hero. I seem to be having no success at all. So-and-so over there, they get girls galore, they're throwing themselves at them. Why can't I have some of that? Dates really freak me out. I don't like physical contact. You don't touch me. What if you burp by accident? Or you dribble? That's never happened, but you never know. A little bit, yeah. I'm not hiding it very well, so... I might as well be honest. Never been on a date before. So, er, should be interesting. Hello there, sir. How are you doing? Just think. Thank you. You know, I've met people in bars and stuff like that, and obviously cos the alcohol's flowing, it helps a little bit. But, um... I reckon a date would be kind of awkward, if I'm honest. Um... Cos I can be kind of awkward. Hello there, madam. How are you? I'm fine, thanks. I'm here to meet someone called Shakira. And your name is? Zannie. Shakira's anxious wait is over. Her date, 28-year-old beauty therapist Zannie, has arrived. Hiya, you're Shakira. Hi. Are you nervous as well? A little bit. Oh, God. Can I get you anything? Yes, please, something strong. Er, double vodka, Red Bull. Thank you. I've never been good on dates. Never been good. Um... I don't like awkward silences. I'll just keep talking, even if I'm not saying anything that makes sense. At least it's not awkward. Um... So, are you a bi or are you a lesbian? Um, I don't... No. You don't know? You can't refuse. I don't really... Table's ready if you'd like to come through. Brilliant, yeah, thanks. Thank you. Hey, ladies. Hey, how you doing? Rajan. How you been? Full-time Rocky, right? Last year, property manager Rajan was a first dates regular. It's not how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up. He's back and he's still on a mission. Good to go? I'm a machine in this dating game. Like, you know the Terminator that went in there and went back in time? I'm the dating version of that. Hello. Hi, can I please get a double vodka and Sprite, please? And Sprite. Thank you very much. So many guys are focused on getting rejected and they see it as a bad thing, but just keep going, you know, that's what life's about. I'm that soldier, I keep going, I keep coming back. I go into the forest, it's a war zone, I come back still alive. Where about you, where are you from, Spain? Paris. Good evening, madam. Hello. How are you? Hi. I'm fine, thanks. I'm here to see Rajan. 24-year-old Corinne's spent the last two years single. Thank you. She's come to the restaurant after her previous dating tactics have backfired. When I'm out, I don't tend to go up to guys. I'm quite a social person. Don't get jealous. It's enough for me to go around. If I'm in a club, sometimes they come up to me and they might be a little bit drunk, I'll tell them to do one. I don't know how to meet a guy in a normal situation. Hi. Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You all right? Er... Nice to meet you. My name's Rajan. Mm-hm. And your name is...? Corinne. Christmas is coming quite late for me, right? Christmas? Santa Claus is giving me you for Christmas. I'm not joking. Underneath the Christmas tree. No! Oh, ain't that a beautiful glass, poured by a beautiful woman? You love the ladies, don't you? I like to enjoy myself, right? With the ladies? No, I just enjoy myself. Do you think you're a ladies' man? No. It's a lie. I only want to impress you and no-one else. Is it cos I'm the only girl standing here? When I first meet guys, they all think that I'm either easy, stupid, from Essex, or just the whole three all together, really. Are you hungry? What kind of appetite are we talking about? Food appetite, right? Yeah, the one with knife and fork. Yeah, yeah. With a first date, they judge you straight away on your looks. That's fine. Surprising. Why are you so enlightened with me? What do you do for a living? I work in a hospital. What exactly do you do in a hospital? Receptionist. Oh, I was going to say a nurse. Everyone says that, no? Check my pulse while you're at it. Call a doctor, cos my heart is beating away. Oh, God! Thank you. Oh, do you want to sit there? Sorry, I just grabbed the first chair. Thank you. Thank you. I wish we could just sit here and have, like, drinks all night long. Get wanked. Get blinked. I love your accent. It's brilliant. Oh, please don't ask us to order. No, you're not arrested. A couple more minutes to have a look, or...? Neither of us are very hungry. OK. There's some lighter things on there you could have a pick at. Up the top here, there's things for sharing, lighter things to pick at. So maybe have a look at those, see if any of them... We've just met, we can't be sharing just yet, come on! We're going to get to know each other, I'm sure. I actually came out five years ago. Maybe when I was about 11-ish, I kind of thought, maybe, you know, but I put it so far to the back of my mind that I completely forgot about it to the point where I was actually homophobic, which is quite bad. And then... Yeah, it just kind of happened. Alcohol-induced, obviously. Do you have any sambuca? We do. Just to get the cockles going. OK. One shot of sambuca, plain sambuca. We'll have a cheers, yeah. All right. He's a nerd, no worries. And 20 tequilas. Let's go. So what do you fancy? Was that a serious question? Of the menu. Oh, of the menu, yeah. I fancy some chicken. Chicken? Do you like chicken, yeah? Yeah. My favourite dish. As the night progresses, I might have a different favourite dish. Jesus. You're very cheesy, you know that. You know that, don't you? Yeah. I'm glad you know. Same old Roger, you know, same old jokes, same old banter, same old fun. But if you were to ask me would I want fun or would I want an actual serious thing, I'd always pick a relationship over fun any day. If you're on a date, like with a girl, do you look at other girls? No, I don't do that. I'm not that type of guy. OK, I was just wondering, I was just wondering. Are you trying to gather whether I'm faithful or...? No, cos I'd ask you, do you cheat? Do you cheat? No, I've never cheated in my life. Liar. No, I swear, I've never cheated in my life. Really? Never cheated in my life. That's really rare. And you've been cheated on? Yes. How many times? Loads. I think I attract... ..ourselves, can I swear? Yeah, I attract ourselves. I'm in it for you and I'm not in it for your knickers. Whatever. Shall we eat? Hold on, do you think I'm in it for your knickers or do you think I'm in it for you? I don't know, you're a guy, I can't tell. This is what girls have problems with. OK. They don't know what the guy's thinking and I can't ask you what you're thinking cos you'll get scared. I'm looking for someone that I can share every day with. So not necessarily be next to me every day, don't be annoying. I'd just like to have someone there that I can feel close to and someone that I can say, yeah, he's mine. All right, what are you here for? To find a relationship, to find a partner. OK, see, most guys would find that quite scary, like, why are you asking so soon? I think you're around the wrong kind of people. You should be around people like me, that like people what you are. What am I? Cool. Am I cool? Do you think I'm cool? Yeah. All right, cool. Everyone in this restaurant is single and on a first date. Cheers. Oh, I love the sambuca. Do you know what beer you'd like to have? Can I have a bottle of the Gentleman's Wit, please? Gentleman's Wit, certainly. Thank you. 30-year-old history buff Dan wants a woman who knows her stuff. I can't abide airheads. Thank you. I will. There should be a minimum level of knowledge. They should at least know that, yeah, the difference between Hitler was Austrian and von Hindenburg was German. They should have that, that's a minimum quota of knowledge. I'm not asking you to, you know, tell me the details of the Battle of Ypres. My name's Angela. Dan's dating 29-year-old Angela. She's a computer nerd who's looking for love. Thank you so much. I'll swap you for that. Oh, perfect, thank you. Little bit of a geek. Inner geek. You know, like, those guys in the corner coding? That was me. I was that guy. Oh, perfect, thank you. Really excited about the opportunity to meet someone lovely. I think he will have to have a bit of a brain. It's nice to have a bit of intelligence. Intelligence is sexy. Pleasant. Hi. Oh, you OK? I'm attached. It dropped out earlier. Oh, did it? There we go. Are you OK? I am now. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Does that suit? OK, you do it that way. Thank you very much. Not a problem. Angela, right? Yes. Dan? Yes. So, what do you do? I work at the Imperial War Museum. Oh, wow. OK. That's interesting. It is. It is very interesting. OK. What's a top three interests that you have? OK, I'm big into my music. Oh, what kind of music are you into? Heavy metal and rock, and very obscure heavy metal and rock. OK. Bands like Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Dragonforce. Erm... Gloryhammer. No. Aelstorm. OK, OK, OK, OK. Erm... Let's see, who else? Rhapsody. I know Rhapsody. They started out as Rhapsody, then they moved to being Rhapsody Of Fire, then Luca Trolli left the band, formed Luca Trolli's Rhapsody. Oh, right, OK. So, there are three separate bands. History lesson here. OK. Would you like a pickle? A what? Pickle. Is that what they are? I had no idea what they were, I was just going to say they look very scary. Is that a little gherkin? Two shots. Smashing. Enjoy. Thank you. Would you like some mash or anything? I'm fine with my chip. Your chip? Yeah. Have you done already? Yeah, I haven't. I'm no big eater at all. Really? No, I feel awkward finishing mine, but... Oh, don't be stupid. See, I used to be 22 stone, believe it or not. There's a sticker for you. Wait, but I don't know stone, though. You don't know stone? Well, I know I'm eight stone, but I don't know... Well, I've lost nine stone. I've lost, like, a whole person worth of weight. I've always kind of eaten when I've been in a happy relationship and I was always in relationships, and then I just thought, right, OK, you're not happy being this size, you've got healthy shoes. Wow. I had a tummy tuck done on the NHS two years ago. Gastric band? No, tummy tuck. I lost all the weight myself. Wow. I hated myself after losing weight. I'm still uncomfortable now with the way I am. I look in the mirror and I think, I'm still that big. Everyone's like, Zannie, you're beautiful, why are you being like that? But I think once you get used to kind of being a certain weight, it's quite difficult to see that you've adjusted. Come on, then, what size cup are you? You go first. I'm an A, I'm a 32A. Yeah. You don't need too much, do you? I think more than a handful is a waste. I'm just under a handful. It's a mouthful, then. What would you say the most important aspect of a relationship is? Most important? Definitely. What about the sex life? I don't want to talk about that. Just tell me, tell me. Have you ever been with a guy that was bad in bed? Let's just say... ..time and length. Oh, wow, so you like... You personally like the guy to be last in line? That's good. I last quite long. It's good to know. I'm a three-hour kind of guy. Three hours? Three hours. You know you want to be with me. Sorry, what? I know you want to be with me. You know I want to be with you? I might want to be with you. What? It's a first date. Are you drunk? When was your last relationship, or, like, how long? My last relationship lasted five years. Oh, wow, a long time. Yeah, then fell apart rather quickly after we got married. Oh, I see. We were married in May, beginning of June. And we'd separated by October. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. It just didn't work. It just fell apart. We should have called off the wedding, but... It was still the best party I've ever had. It was definitely a heart-rending experience for me. And it hurt quite deeply. And my ex-wife had ribbon plaited through her hair. Oh, sounds lovely. I do think I can love again and give someone my heart, all right, but it will be... It will take time before I do that. That's my engagement ring. Oh, really? That's an engagement ring? We wanted something that was us and unique, so we went and got them custom-made so that, you know... The only other person who has a ring like that is my ex-wife. Beautiful. This is my mother's ring. An eternity ring. Oh, yep, yep. It's 30 years old or something. Wow. Just over three years ago, my mother passed away. And that wasn't part of the plan. Where would you like to see it? OK, that's a very different... If you could wait for a magic wand. It just made me realise that life is really short, and you do need to just, you know, a new day has dawned, and you just need to make the most of it. Thank you. She's inspired me beyond words. So now I use every opportunity to meet new people. I'm your prince, Mum. Yeah. Bless her. Shall we get the bill? No, I was going to get another drink. Then we'll get the bill. Yeah, that sounds good. Do you want another rosie? I'll get another rosie. And can I have two sambucas and can I have the bill? Yeah, cool. Thank you. Two sambucas, all right, straight on that. What other persons have you got there except your tongue? I've only got these two now, but I had eight in my ears altogether. You? My tongue twice. Oh, whoa! Both nipples. My vagina. I've had my belly button done three times. Is it like your clit? My hood, just above. So the ball sits on your clit, can it? Yeah, you could be walking down the street in cool. Not that I'm going to tell everyone. Just something you got on a first date with. Yeah, it's just something I got on a first date with. I want sex to be rough and deranged. I just find anybody that I sleep with very tame. I just want to find that one person that is a bit adventurous, you know, that could teach me something, cos I haven't found anyone yet. What made you want that dance? I don't know, man. For someone else to ride, isn't it? Wow. She's a fit blonde. So I'm looking forward to where this might go. I always think I'm, like, kind of the more, like, dominating kind. You know what I mean? Seriously, I like to be dominated. You like to be dominated? What was that? Who said that? Well, that's good, that's good. I like a submissive girl. Hiya. Hey. Anyway, cheers. God, I won't remember the Jenny home after this. Cheers. I do tend to hold back a little bit. It's only because... I do find herself, even though she's... I can see she's doing her best. I'm a dirty slut. SHE LAUGHS What do you mean? I'll be fine once I lift you out of here. It might go somewhere. It might not. But, you know... SHE LAUGHS What do you do with that? I look taller than me. Yeah, I know. It's a shame you don't live in London. I'll be back. Are you familiar with role-playing games? Dungeons and Dragons, At Someone's Flat, Round a Table, Character Sheets, Dice? OK. If you think of it like a movie. I am the director, the producer and the support cast. OK. My players all have a character. And I tell the narrative and they interact. It's a lot of fun. I have to say, like, your world is somewhere I've never ventured before. Well, would you consider if I was running a game and... ..would you consider rolling up a character? I'm sure you'd tell it to all the ladies. Oh, that is not true. That is not true. Only the special ones. No, I am a capacious flirt. This restaurant is full of singles looking for romance. Arriving for his first date is John, a 76-year-old retired chartered surveyor from Kent. Good evening, sir. Sorry, what was the name? John, I've come to see Jean. Thank you very much. That's lovely, thank you. Waiting to meet John is 73-year-old Jean, a retired engineer. Can I go somewhere and count my hair first? Just round the bar through that glass door. Thank you. I'm looking for friendship and companionship. Somebody who could put the spark back into my life, which wouldn't be too difficult, and somebody I might be able to put a bit of spark into their life. I would like to meet somebody and at the end of the meal you can say, I've been pleased to have met you. It's gone well. I'd like to meet you again. I hope she might say the same to me. Sorry, sir, let me take you to your table. John, how do you do? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Well, I must be honest, I've waited a long time for this. Well, I hope you're not disappointed. I'm not. Hello to you. Yes. Thank you. I've got a question for you. What's my name? You told me your name. Oh, brilliant. What is it, then? My name? Hold on. What's my name? I asked you first. OK, I forgot. Did you? Did you really? You only told me once. You only told me once. It's not my fault. Oh, my God. How could you not know that? But you only told me once. So? That should be enough. Oh, ----. OK. So, how do we leave today? Would you date me again? No, no, no. No, no, no. I'm allowed to ask that. Would you date me again? Would you date me again? Yeah. You're going to knock me now, aren't you? Would you date me again? You're going to say no. Look, go on. Go on. You know you want to. Go on. I think you're a beautiful girl. I think you're lovely. But I think me and you should just be friends. You don't give a girl all that bullshit. It wasn't bullshit. Frankly, it was. You made it seem like you were that interested, you wanted to have a second date, when, actually, you wanted me to say, yeah, I'd have a second date with you if you just go, actually, nah. No, I wouldn't have said that. But you just did. But you just did. He seems to think women love him, and he knows how to get women. I don't care. I don't care. When, actually, he has no idea. I've come here to find someone that likes me for me. You are not that guy. He's just like the rest, complimenting for no reason, just to see what he can get. Are you going now? Of course I'm going. OK. This is unsuccessful in my eyes. I want my jacket, please. Just a knob, really. Just a peg. Arsehole. I just want to take her Facebook down. That won't happen. Do you want to give me your Facebook? Definitely not. Why not? Facebook? Are you 16? OK, you're not, then. We can be friends. We can go out for a drink. No, it's OK. OK, cool. OK, cool. So do you think you'll see each other again? No. So how long have you been on your own for? 42 years. I mean... No, I haven't been on my own all that time, but I was married only for six years. Are you a widow, divorcee, or what? Four and three-quarter years ago, my wife sadly went into a nursing home with Alzheimer's. Oh, I'm sorry. She hasn't been able to walk or talk for five years. Was she sort of bad before she went in? I mean, I go and see her most days and just give her a supper, but there's no conversation. I mean, she can't even feed herself. I mean, it's like almost feeding a baby. Does she know you and the children? Everybody asks the same question. Does she know you? And I say, well, what do you mean by know? And they say, well, does she smile when you go in? No. But she knows it's me when I'm holding her hand. I'm quite sure of that. I married a young, lively, attractive lady, you know, full of life. But you marry them for better, for worse, and in sickness and in health. I've got to say, in the final three months, she couldn't even walk up the stairs. My home means nothing to me because the love's gone out of the home. She put the love into that home. You know, she brought the children up well. You know, we had a lovely home, you know, and it was full of love, you know, and it's gone. My son hit the nail on the head very hard when he sent me a wedding anniversary card, and it said, I know today's difficult for you because you're married but you think you're single. And it's a difficult position to be in. You're married but without a wife. Yeah, sorry. I've never heard that one before, but I like it. Well, it's the truth. Yeah. You're sure? I'm half a widower. That's how I view it. It must be absolutely awful to be in that position. 09 was a terrible year for me when it all happened. It took me three months to get my life back on track. I mean, I was shattered, shattered when she went in. I mean, physically, mentally and emotionally. I mean, my sadness about my marriage is that we never had any retirement together. I don't see why I should just sit at home and become a cabbage and do nothing. Absolutely. The whole point is, you only get one stab, don't you? Of course. I asked my daughter, I'm really lacking female company. I said, I'd like to meet a lady who I could have lunch or dinner with, with no strings attached. If I did find one, how would you feel? Dad, quite all right. So I thought, well, if I've got her blessing, that's OK. I don't sit at home in the evening and watch the television. I'm out. I'm a great believer in attitude. Yeah. I think if you can get the right attitude, anything's possible. I think, you know, if you can still see magic in things in life, you're a very lucky person. Yeah. And I can find the magic in most things. Good. As far as I'm concerned, I'm living life almost to the full, as much as I can at the moment. Yeah. I really, really admired him for taking back his life, which I'm sure... I mean, obviously, with parents, it's very hard, but with a wife, it must be impossible. Well, this has been very pleasant. Yeah. Well, basically, I found to spend time with a lady like that, it cheered me up. It was the highlight of my day. In fact, if the truths were known, it was the highlight of my week. OK, thank you very much. Thank you very much. It's been lovely. Thank you, John. I've thoroughly enjoyed my evening with you. I don't think I want to take it any further, which is... Sure. You know, it's just I don't think we have an awful lot in common. OK. But it has been a very, very pleasant experience. And I think for both of us, it's an opening door... Yeah. ..that we both need to push open now and walk through it. Sure, yes. That is beautiful, isn't it? Yeah, very nice. Thank you very much. Well, it's been a pleasure. Thank you very much for a lovely evening. What are you into? Anything, I suppose. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Boom. When I say that, I mean good music. People always go, oh, but I'm into everything. No. Nail your colours to the mask. Don't... Don't be wishy-washy. I'm not being wishy-washy cos you want to do, like, more than one... No! Everything's all inspired by other things. Like, even hip-hop samples rock tunes, like... Yes, and usually crucifies them. Sorry, I... I mean, the dance remix of Alice Cooper's Poison, just, oh, it's like someone dragging their fingernails down the blackboard to my eardrums. It's awful. I got completely out-geeked. He just said so many things, like, what, what's that? Yeah, yeah. Definitely felt like the Dumblons tonight. It's a very beautiful restaurant, actually. It's very lighted. Lit. Well, she's not unattractive. There is the definite possibility of shenanigans. Do you want to go somewhere else? Um, I mean, I don't know if, um... I've got plans after this. I've got... I actually have plans after this. I'm going to meet with... Oh, are you disappointed? No, no! Um, it's, um, yeah, so it's my... It's literally just my... It's her birthday. Hey. Hey. How was it for you? Thank you. There was enough chemistry to warrant second dates. I wouldn't say there was, you know... You know, the sort of clichéd Cupid arrows, love hearts, kind of, oh, my gosh, this is the woman, this is the one. OK. But there is definitely potential for second date and seeing where it goes. OK. For me, it's a no. Fair enough. Hi, mate, you all right? I'm good, how are you? I'm good, thank you. May I have an orange juice, please? Phew! Shot of vodka in there. No, I don't drink. Oh, right. Yeah, never drank before. I'm teetotal, I've never touched a drink. I don't find I need to drink to enjoy myself. I know you get people saying, you know, why don't you drink, what's wrong with you? I find if I go out, I can enjoy myself without a drink. Can't be a bit orange juice, though. It's weird because my mum's Irish, she know how the Irish like to drink. So I don't know where it comes from. My mum tries to say it's from her mother, my grandmother. She never drank either, so maybe I got it from her. Thanks very much. Hello, there. Hiya. 24-year-old Londoner Will is dating Essex girl Devon. OK, that's for you. Thank you. She's been single for three years. Hi, Devon, you all right? I'm Will. Nice to meet you. Oh, God! You all right? I'm good. I'm shitting myself. Why? Don't be nervous. Are you not nervous? No, I'm all right, I'm calm. I'm nervous. You'll be all right, don't be silly. Oh, can I have a vodka, lemonade and blackcurrant, please? So, how are you? Yeah, I'm all right. Thank you very much. I need a drink. Like, when I go on dates, I'm so nervous. I hate it. I always set myself the rule, don't get drunk, but I've always broken that rule. Always. How did you get up here? Train? No, I drove, actually. Oh. You're not drinking? No, I don't drink alcohol. You don't drink? No, I've never drank alcohol in my life. That really surprises me. Why? Cos I'm a big drinker. Are you really? I started drinking when I was, like, 13. No. Yeah. That's so bad. That's not bad. 13? That's not bad at all. Everybody drinks at 13. Oh, there was me thinking I was going to get smashed today. Are you going to get drunk? Is that your plan? Wow. Do you want to take advantage? Is that why? No! Oh, my God. Can I have another vodka, lemonade and blackcurrant, please? The First Dates restaurant is full of hopeful singles, all looking for that special someone. Have some cocktails here. I had the Belverberry last time, and that was really sweet. 23-year-old Purdy is back for a second chance at romance. Go for the grape martini. Elderflower, grape. Oh, I love elderflower. Yeah, OK, that sounds... Ooh, love it. Last week's date with Ed didn't go well. Purdy, oh, my God, come and do this. They're like, Purdy, can you get that in the wild? Oh, my God, so we've been waiting to meet you for so long! I'm just going to nip to the loo, actually, myself. Yeah, go for it, yeah. I wouldn't say I fancy Purdy now. What would be the point of being like, Why waste your time thinking about that person when you know you don't have to waste any more time now and you can move on to the next person? Have a lovely meal. Thanks. This time, she's dating Matt. Thank you very much. A 26-year-old professional wrestler from New Zealand. I'm very, very picky. I like blondes. I quite like tall girls. Intelligence is important. I like to be able to have a conversation. So, like, Purdy, why... Why the name? Yeah. It actually is, like, from a winter's tale by Shakespeare. OK, that's cool. Yeah. And some accents. It sounds, like, weird, what they're saying. Like, Scottish, like, Purdy. Purdy. And I'm like, Purdy? Like, when I went skiing in Austria, they were like, Purdy. Purdy. Purdy. I was like, no, Purdy. And they're like, Purdy. So you do a lot of sport, you go to the gym a lot? Yeah, I do. Well, I like to do. Just so you know. All right, all right, yeah. Just so you know, Matt. I'm ready. I either run or cycle to work every day and back. And if I run, I won't run there and back, because it's bad for my knees. And then I do, like, what I do at the gym. Oh, my God, this is so lame, I'm telling you. No, no, you're not allowed to. OK, so, I like to do classes. Yeah, I like to do classes every other day. And that would be, like, body pumps, so, like, weights. Yeah, no. And then I'll do cardio for the other times. Oh, breast and peasant. I've never eaten peasant. I've shot a peasant, but I've never eaten one. Why don't you do it? You did a shot of peasant? What's that taste like? No, I shot. Oh, you shot one. Like, with a gun. Bloody hell. Where did you get the gun from? Why have you got a gun? For people that mess me around. The last person I was with in a serious relationship, he was not faithful, but that's not the reason we broke up, because I was young and foolish. But now I just completely just want to be out all the time and party and party. I literally have my hats off to you for not drinking. Hats are off, but I couldn't have done it, cos I've been used to it. Like, alcohol just makes you do things that maybe you wouldn't normally do. Like, you dance different and you're not reserved, you just go wild, cos you don't care. I've met some of my bestest friends who've been drunk. It's what you like doing. Do you know what I'm saying? It's not... I think you think I'm an alcoholic. You're an alcoholic? You're not dependent on it? No, no way. Can I have another vodka, lemonade and blackcurrant, please? Oh, Blasio. How's your day going? Yeah, it's good. How about you? Yeah, good, good. I like mine. Yeah? Yeah, I do, actually. I love... I love arms. I love arms as well. Have you not got arms? No, he hasn't tried to touch me yet, babe. That comes later. Oh, my God. I look like I'm going to a job interview. What the ****? No, you don't. Yes, I do. But it's cos I'm all black. All black? Do you live in London, then? I live in Clapham. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Really?! Oh, my God, no, that's... Sorry, took so long. It's OK. I thought you'd escaped out the window or something. I was talking to one of the ladies in the bathroom. You haven't seen many creeps? No, I haven't. I had a really good time. We had quite a lot to talk about, a lot in common. Did you want to split? Yeah, that sounds great. Yeah? Yeah, definitely. I had a lot of fun. She wasn't boring. I would never describe her as boring. How was your cock-of-eye? I never asked. It was amazing. I really enjoyed it. You're so rude, I don't know. Hey, Matt. Hey. Probably should have opened that for you. I'll remember that for next time. Very talkative. I'm sure this is not new to you, though. No, it's not new ground. No. Oh, it's always so cold. So, you wouldn't go on a second date because I spoke too much? Well, like, yeah, pretty much. I had a real blast. Thanks so much for sleeping. Unless I can get a gag, I don't think we can get any further with this. Two hours into their date and there's no alcohol on Will and Devon's table. Devon's decided she's going to stick to water. Hi, Devon. Hi. Did you just look at my groin there? Oh! You did? It was eye-level. I was just looking at eye-level things. Are you going to stick with the water now, yeah? Would you like me to stick with water? No, that's whatever you want to do, innit? I'm having a glass or two. Can't say it's as fun as what I normally drink, but... You just spat on me, innit? No, I didn't! You just actually, like, landed on my mouth. No, I didn't! OK, if I spat on you, it wasn't that big. Oh, you did it again! Every time I speak, I'm going to have to hold my mouth like this. Do that, yeah. They've got, like, a plexiglass. I literally don't want to talk to you for the next five minutes. Just don't say the P words and we can be fine. Peppa Pig. Oh, God! I like you, Devon. You're a nice person. Am I? You are. When she stopped drinking, she was coming out of her shell more. She calmed down, she came out of her bubble and she became so much more nice to be around and she made me feel relaxed, which was good. Let's be romantic. Why? Do you want to be romantic? Of course. Is that because you're slightly in love with me a little bit? God knows. God only knows. Could you have a wife that's drunk? You're allowed to drink. Bloody hell. He was really lovely. He really... As soon as I spoke to him, he calmed me down. And then when I found out he wasn't a drinker, I think that calmed me down more because I felt like I didn't have to drink because he wasn't drinking so we could both stay on this sort of sober level. It has been a delightful meal and I'm glad I had the meal with you, Devon, dearest. I thought he was gorgeous, yes. I did think he was gorgeous. Come. Hello, Devon from heaven. Hi. Thank you very much. I just looked at your going again. Thank you, mate. Thank you very much. It was good. It was a good day overall. I had a good time. I really got on. Do you think? You rate me, don't you? I rate you, yeah. You're a good person. You're a nice person. Yeah, why not? I rate you too. Oh, you're a gentleman. Come on. Ready? Let's go, Treacle. We've got the bells as well ringing. Look at that. This is like a wedding. We're going up the aisle right now. I'm in heaven with Devon.