51st State, No Way! Eh! Eh! A Canadian Musical

Name: 51st State, No Way! Eh! Eh! A Canadian Musical
Uploaded: 2025-08-25T05:27:50.874Z
Duration: 3 min 20 s
Channel: Matthew Thomas Gillespie

Matthew Thomas Gillespie

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227 Video Views·Aug 25, 2025

A musical response to the current US-Canada trade war tensions! This catchy claymation anthem playfully rejects becoming America's 51st state while celebrating uniquely Canadian culture. Watch as Tim Horton's coffee, Rita MacNeil performances, hockey games, and other beloved Canadian symbols come to life through charming claymation. A tongue-in-cheek declaration of Canadian pride and independence during strained cross-border relations!

[Music] Trump grabbed a crayon, said, "Let's fix that line." Slapped on tariffs claim Canada's mine. Doug Ford's chuckling. Cut their power. Let them freeze while we sip. Our Tims replying, "Buddy, please." 51st date. No [Music] way. Then we got pline. We'll be okay. Britney Spears. Yeah, she's just fine. No, but McNail. She was divine. The 51st state. No way. Hey. Hey. Elon's firing workers while Trump swings a club. Might as touch roast them. Calling the snub. They tax our syrup, but we just don't care. We'll pour it thicker. Let them despair. Doug pulled their whiskey off those CBO racks. Now it's hidden in his basement, stacked in the back. You want your bourbon? Well, here's the twist. He'll sell it back with a Ford Nation list. 51st date. No way. Hey, when we got plutine, we'll be [Music] okay. Britney Spears, yeah, she's just fine. But Rita McNail, she was divine. 51st state. No way. Justin danced through shadows, learned from the past. While Quebec's still shouting, we ain't going to last. But deep down we all agree Trump's gone astray. So we'll just shake our heads and walk away. Your miles and inches just make us confuse. We measure in meters. It's less to peruse. You ask if we live in igloo. So what it take? Just cuz it's cold doesn't mean we skate to work on a lake. You got bald eagles. We got geese and they're terrifying. Ours will chase you down the street. No peace. No peace. No peace. You're racing NASCAR. We play hockey instead. Try taking our game. You'll be left in the snow with a face full of ice and a stick to your toe. Your beer's like water, arms packs a bite. Two of ours and you're done for the night. Terry Fox Gretzky and Seline's high notes. You got Kanye, that's all she wrote. Toronto's bragging. Vancouver's chill. And the rest of us just pay the bill. Keep your Starbucks. We'll stick with our timies. Roll up the rim and win more than pennies. 51st. No way. Hey, hey, hey, hey. We got poutine. We'll be okay. Britney Spears. Yeah, she's just fine. Marina Male, she was divine. First date. No way. We'll fight with kindness. We'll win the day. Trade wars, terrorists, let them fade away. We got northern lights and we're here to stay. We dance and explore. We'll fight with kindness. We'll win the day. Trade wars, tariffs, let them fade away. We got northern lights and we're here to stay. the weed down explorer. Hey. Hey. Hey. [Music]