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Hey, I just got my teacher evaluations.
Check out what this one student wrote.
I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind-blowing lectures.
Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department.
Ah, hotties of the paleontology department.
There's a big selling calendar, eh?
Who wrote it?
Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.
Hey, do you still have the final exams?
Yeah.
Oh, because you could just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and boom, there's your admirer.
A hot girl's at stake and all of a sudden he's Rain Man.
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Why are we so sure that this is a girl?
It's a girl.
Anyway, it wouldn't matter, okay?
Because I'm a teacher, she's a student.
Oh, is that against the rules?
No, but it is frowned upon.
I see.
Besides, there's a big age difference.
Well, think of it like this, when you're 90...
I know, when I'm 90, she'll be like 80 and it won't seem like such a big difference.
No, that's not what I was going to say at all.
No, what I was going to say is when you're 90, you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Wow, looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester.
Professor Geller?
Yeah, what?
I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Oh, thank you. Thanks very much.
Ow.
I'm a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation.
That was you?
Yeah, I felt a little weird about it.
You're a teacher, I'm a student, but would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Oh, I don't think that would be the best idea.
Oh, because I was thinking, um, the semester's over. You're not my teacher anymore.
What time?
Oh, you know what? Forget it. I see you already gave me an A.
Gotcha.
I'm kidding!
Oh, so seriously, what time?
Oh, please. It was such a big class. You never even noticed me.
What? Of course I did. You sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson.
Who?
Oh, I had trouble remembering everyone's names, so I kind of came up with nicknames.
Like, the guy on the other side of you was Smelly Von Brownshirt.
Oh, yeah.
So, um, did you have anything for me?
Oh, no. No.
Yes, you did. What was it?
Um, it's Cutie McPretty.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Listen, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time.
You know how before you said it might be weird, the whole student-teacher thing?
And to be frank, I thought it would be, too, but it's not. I mean, it's not at all.
Dr. Geller! Bert!
You wanna go get a drink?
Uh, I can't.
Oh, you have some studying to do?
No, I have some Turning 21 to do.
You know, I remember when I was in college, we used to...
What are you doing?
Nothing. I'm just... I'm so comfortable with you.
Do you not want to be seen with me?
What? No, of course I do. Are they gone?
Uh, no, they're still here, but I think I'm about to leave.
What? No, no, wait.
You're right. This is stupid.
Who cares what people think? I mean, we like each other, right?
There's nothing wrong with that.
Come on.
Bert. Lydia. Mel.
This is Elizabeth.
Hi.
Aren't you in my Popular Culture class?
That's right, Lydia. Elizabeth here is a student, and we're dating.
And you may frown upon that, but we're not gonna hide it anymore.
You are so fired.
What? They're gonna fire you?
You can't date a student. It's against the rules.
Really? It's not just frowned upon?
