I Tested Ridiculous Store Policies

This store allows you to sleep in their beds for up to 30 minutes. Alright buddy, time to go, 30 minutes is up. Wait, wait, wait. And it's all because of a ridiculous store policy. All of your favorite stores have them and they're kept secrets for a very good reason. But I've uncovered the most ridiculous store policies and today I'm gonna test them to see if these policies are enforced or forgotten. Starting with our very first store, Petco. Now we all know you can bring your pet into Petco, whether it be a dog, a cat, or even a hamster. But did you know, according to their pet-friendly policy, you can apparently bring any pet into the store. So I got a little curious. I mean, would they keep their word when it came to, I don't know, an 8-foot monitor lizard? Well, we're about to find out. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, I'm Juliette. Nice to meet you, I'm Jack. I got Fabio back here. Fabio. Oh my gosh. Wow, it's just in there? I'm kind of nervous, man. Oh God. I hope this ends well. Oh no. Do you think they'll honor it and allow us in there with him? I feel like they'll honor it. All right, here we go, baby. Oh my gosh. Good boy. Who is this? It's Fabio. Is it cool if he's in here? Yeah, 100%. Yeah, of course, yeah. I heard you guys have a pet-friendly policy where any pet's allowed? 100%. Oh, perfect, all right. Have you guys ever had anything like this? No. Not here, no. So if you want, you're welcome to hold like... Oh. You can hold like all the back end. Oh God. So you're willing to. Does he have like a penis or... It's all inside. Oh, Fabio. There you go. Wow, he feels crazy. To my surprise, nobody seemed to have a problem with Fabio. In fact, the people loved him. We had to meet some of his reptilian homies here who he got along with great, but I don't know if I could say the same about this dog here. Thank you. Bye. They are, in fact, very pet-friendly. Oh my gosh. That was his final act. That was awesome. He goes, thank you so much. Petco enforced their policy, which has us off to a great start, but we'll see about our next store. Burger King. This place is famous for their have it your way policy. They claim that unlike other fast food restaurants, they'll go to any length to customize an item for the customer. My plan is to go in there and make the most diabolical creation possible and see if they'll make it. Hey. So I saw you guys have the have it your way thing. Yeah. Okay, cool. So could I do just a Whopper? No tomato, no onion. Could I add 10 slices of cheese? Yeah. Extra lettuce. Extra bacon. Extra mustard. Could I get a chicken patty in it? Is it possible to do cheesy tots on it as well? I can go ahead and ask. Give me a sec. Okay. We might have found our limit. Yeah. Do you want four or five? Yes, please. Could I do a vanilla ice cream on the burger? On it? Like a little bit? No, we're not allowed to mix dairy. Ooh, okay. Then could I also do a taco on the burger? Maybe like a churro or two? That's a sweet cake. Okay. And then is there anything else you'd recommend I add on there? A lot of churros. Onion rings in there. Might as well throw some onion rings on there too. One last request, sorry. Is it possible to get the buns inverted? Like buns upside down? Yeah. Okay. That's gonna be it. Thank you. Appreciate it. There's no way right now. Look at this receipt. Our burger came out to $29.69. 69. We're just gonna wait for the burger. I can't wait to see what it looks like. As I waited for my burger, if you could even call it that, I got a glimpse of them making it here. We're in for a treat. Oh my God. Are you gonna take a bite? I mean, I feel like I have to, but I don't know how long it's going. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Dude, the sheer size of this thing could put down an elephant, bro. All right. Let's check this thing out. Oh my. What? Dude. Oh, you can see the taco in there. The churros. I can't believe I got to throw up. Oh my God. Can I even pick this up? Here we go, guys. Three, two, one. It's not bad. That was a roller coaster of emotions. It basically tasted like I just ate a full course fast food meal in one bite. It's kind of gross, actually. All right, Tyler, you want to try it? Guys, I'm about to try Jack's abomination of a burger. All right, ready? There's a lot happening. All right, guys. Burger King, they honored the policy. Which brings us to our next store, Chick-fil-A. Now, I'm excited for this one. Chick-fil-A here has a classic policy known as the My Pleasure Policy. It states that every time a customer says the words, thank you, the employee must respond with the words, my pleasure. We all know Chick-fil-A breeds some of the nicest, most caring, and compassionate employees in the entire fast food game. But today, we're going to see how nice they actually are. My goal is to get them to say my pleasure at least 10 times. This one's going to be interesting. Hey, how's it going? Can we need to go? Thank you. Can I do a number one? Thank you. Could I do a Coke? Thank you. And then two Chick-fil-A sauces. Thank you. He said it only one time at the very end, bro. I can't believe that. I'm pretty shocked. Surprisingly, Chick-fil-A has seemed to have forgotten their policy here. We'll see if this trend continues with our next store, Costco. I used to come here all the time as a kid and just absolutely abuse the free food samples. But recently, I actually discovered these samples are unlimited. Look, guys, your boy's hungry, and I have one goal here today. Get 100 free samples. Enough yipping and yapping, let's go. Thank you. Vitamix is built for whole food living. Does anybody like being healthy? Say aye. Woo! Aye! First sample, ice cream. That's really good. And so I started downing samples like my life depended on it. They had everything from Brussels sprouts to crackers and cheese and even smoothies, which at the time seemed like an easy way to get down more samples. Load it with kale. Thank you. Number 13. Go ahead. There's no limit. I'm on number 16 right now. Number 18. I was surprised I was even able to get down this many without getting in trouble or cut off, but it seemed like they really honored their policy. Can I have another? As many as I want. So it's true, I heard they're unlimited, but they're really unlimited. Lock in, baby. Which meant it was up to me to eat 100 of these things. This is a Wagyu dumpling. How is this free? It's really good. These smoothies were the absolute death of me. They were extremely sweet, which hurt my stomach. It's a lot. But I wasn't going to give up just yet. I was eating and drinking everything I could possibly get my hands on, but I was slowing down quickly. So much, in fact, that after having 50 samples, I just had to tap out. All right, I'm out. I'm done, bro. Costco absolutely stuck true to this policy. These things are absolutely unlimited. Before we leave here, there's one more policy that we have to test. The no questions asked refund policy. Costco claims that you can return any item for any reason, and get this, you don't even need a receipt. So naturally, I came to Costco about a week ago, and I bought this beautiful brand new boogie board. But due to some unfortunate circumstances, as you can see, there's been some damage to the board. Let's see if Costco will honor their policy, and if they'll let me return this boogie board. So I made my way over to the infamous Costco return desk and got in line. As nervous as I was, it was time to test this policy. I just wanted to return this here. What happened to it? I was just ripping some fatties down a pipeline, and unfortunate circumstances. Did you cut it? No, no, no. I was at the beach, and I was like boogie boarding, and like this, sorry, it's hard to talk about. It's kind of traumatic. Like a fish, like a big fish kind of came up, and I literally got dragged. And then I like looked up, and then that's what was left of it. Wait, you're saying a fish did this? So, I... Looks like it was cut like with a knife. Oh, you guys trying to do it as a joke? No, no, no, no. Sorry about that. I can't just try to return something? Can I get you guys on a membership, please? What the heck? Bro. Holy crap, dude. They did not like that. Really? They did not like that. They're not supposed to ask questions, and they asked me so many questions. Costco really let me down here, but my hopes are still high for our next one here at none other than Dunkin' Donuts. Now, I love donuts, but $25 for a dozen is high-key robbery, which is why today we're going to rob them back. There's a secret Dunkin' policy that states at the end of the day, they have to throw away all of their leftover donuts. Except today, instead of letting them throw away all these perfectly good donuts, your boy's going to intercept it, and I'm going to have all the donuts for myself. That's a pretty good evil laugh. All right, we should probably go hide. We decided to find a hiding spot behind the dumpsters where the employees should be throwing away these donuts. As we passed this sketchy RV, we found a spot. Right behind me is Dunkin' Donuts. It's 745. They close at 8 p.m. Hopefully this policy's true, because your boy's hungry. I thought we had the perfect hiding spot, but then this creepy guy seemed as if he was trying to approach us. This guy's tripping me out. Okay, I'm hella scared right now, guys. What's going on? What are you doing here? We're filming a video. Just making a YouTube video. Don't shine that light on me. Oh, I'm not. We're not filming anything right now. Turn it away from me. I don't like it. Okay, sorry, sir. Are we disturbing you in any way, sir? I'm sorry. It's... It's unusual. Yeah, I... You're still shining the light in. Just put it all the way the other way. Okay. All right. Okay. Here we go. Three, two, one. Give me all your donuts! Sorry, I don't know. Are you guys throwing away the donuts? I mean, yeah, this is a box of, like, munchkins and ----. Can I have them? Bro, thank you. Did I scare you? Yes. God, I knew the costume was too much. I didn't think through the costume thing. Can I have those money shits? Yeah, take them. Bro, you guys are legends. I'm so sorry. I... Holy... Holy cow. Whoa. Guys, whoa. We just made a fat combo. Oh, yeah. Look how many donuts we got. The look on that girl's face, bro. Trauma. But, dude, look at the freaking amount of donut. Look at all these boxes, bro. Whoa! Look at this bag. Bro, bro. Oh, my gosh. Guys, I think out of all of the methods we've used to get free food on this channel, this one is by far the best. Mmm. Bro. It's god, bro. It actually does taste better when it's free. Dunkin' absolutely honored their policy. W Dunkin', guys. That's an eaten cup of noodles. And I just ate that donut. Yo. We're just gonna pretend like that never happened and go straight to our next store. Trader Joe's. You ever go to a store and see all of these delicious items, but you don't know which ones to try? Well, Trader Joe's here has a try anything policy that allows any customer to try any product right off the shelf. Let's see how many free snacks I can finesse for my boy Joe. Every single item that looks good, I'm just gonna grab it. Bro, Tangy Turtles. I'm gonna get those. Ooh, chocolate chip cookies, bro. A one-pound chocolate bar, dude. Pizza-flavored potato chips. You know, you can try anything here. Did you know that? Yeah, I think I did. Yeah, I'm gonna try these fig slices. I was like a kid in a candy store, grabbing snacks left and right. You want to try the chocolate cake? I'm down. This looks pretty insane. This is literally everything I could ever want to try from Trader Joe's. Once we were satisfied with our cart, it was time to see if Trader Joe's would honor their policy. Um, excuse me? Yeah. Hi, uh, I was wondering, so I heard that you guys allow people to taste test things? Yes. I don't know if we can do all of them, though. Okay, yeah. Let me ask. Thank you. Oh, my gosh, he's coming, bro. Oh, my gosh, I'm so nervous. Um, I can't open all this stuff for you. Okay, yeah. Understandable. Um, I appreciate what you do. I have nothing against it. But, unfortunately, no. Okay, yeah. Thank you. Cool. All right, thanks. Thanks. I appreciate it. Wow. That hurts. Trader Joe's, I really thought you guys were gonna come through, but, unfortunately, you didn't. You guys know the drill. On to the next one. Olive Garden. Besides extremely authentic Italian food, Olive Garden is iconic for their unlimited breadsticks policy. But you can't help but wonder, is it actually unlimited? Well, I'm gonna push this policy to its absolute max and see how many breadsticks I can get them to give me before they cut me off. We've done this at Texas Roadhouse with the famous Texas Roadhouse rolls. Ultimately, we got 12 rolls total, and I'm hoping to beat that record and get more than 12 breadsticks at Olive Garden. Let's get this bread. Olive Garden's not gonna know what hit them, baby. Joe Bryant, you're gonna be out of business by the time I leave this place. We're just gonna both do the never-ending soup, salad, and breadsticks, and we're pretty much just here for the breadsticks. Do with that what you will. Yeah, that's perfect. Thank you so much. I have a secret little tactic to make sure we leave here with as many breadsticks as possible. In just a few minutes, our food arrived, but let's be honest, we were here for the breadsticks. I'm not even joking. I think I could eat 50. You're tweaking, bro. Oh, my gosh. Look at it glisten. I love long things in my mouth. Pause. Pause. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty dry. Hopefully, we can eat a lot of these. This first basket of six breadsticks was a piece of cake. Oh, thank you. One thing I want to point out, it was six before. It's already down to four. This next basket was significantly less full, but it didn't matter. Nothing was gonna stop me from devouring more bread. Oh, my gosh. Tyler will do anything to make it as saucy as possible. Me and Tyler pushed on, but we were definitely starting to feel the repercussions of our actions. I'm not gonna lie, I already feel full. No. I think I could eat 50. May or may not be getting moderately full. Let's keep it going. At this point, I was starting to lose count of how many we've even eaten, and we were getting pretty full. But don't you worry. Your boy came with a backup plan. We're gonna resort to plan B. You know what plan B is? Our table was swarmed with employees and managers, but we pushed on, hoping to not get caught. I think they're onto us. The manager's been walking around our area a lot, and so have a lot of the employees. I feel like we're gonna get cut off pretty soon here. Two hours in. We're gonna get one more basket of bread rolls. Can we do one more to-go potentially? I feel like we pushed this policy to its absolute limits, so we decided to get out of there before getting potentially banned for life. Look at one of the survey questions. We could drink. Absolutely, yes. Let's get out of here. This is the final check. Let's see how many breadsticks we got in here. Including all the breadsticks we ate, we came out with a total of 30 breadsticks. Olive Garden absolutely honored their policy. I'm never eating breadsticks again. Here we are at IKEA for our very last policy. I'm not gonna lie. All this policy testing has me pretty tired. Luckily for me, IKEA has a famous 30-minute nap policy. It claims that any customer can test out any mattress with a 30-minute nap. I'm hoping I can go in there and get some Zs without getting kicked out. Wish me luck. I walked in there and went straight to the bed section, which is when I immediately realized... Lots of options. I need a nap, bro. I need a nap. Oh, wow, that one looks really nice. So after scoping the perimeter and making sure the coast was clear, I changed into something less eye-catching. Then I simply tucked myself in for what I hope to be an uninterrupted 30-minute nap. Good night. Mr. Beast, I love you. Jimmy, I love you. Diddy? No, no, no. The minutes were flying by and I was enjoying myself thoroughly. People seemed to take quite the interest in me. Come on, a guy can't nap in a retail store. And after 25 long minutes... Excuse me. Hello. Sir, you have to move. Can I be here, sir? You guys, I swear I thought you had a 30-minute nap policy. No, there's not. I'm sorry, I was playing Fortnite with my boys until like 4 a.m. last night. Okay. Alright, I gotta leave. Alright, well thank you so much. We should probably get out of here. I guess the 30-minute nap policy is not at all enforced. I think they're not too happy about us, so we're gonna get out of here. Subscribe, baby.