Secret Son Revealed! _ Max Amini _ Stand Up Comedy

Are you my kid? Oh he's a young man. What's your name? Gage? Oh beautiful name Gage. Nice to meet you. How old are you? You're not 14. You have to be an honest man. Yes? How old are you? I know. Is that your mom and dad next to you? Mom and dad, this show is 18 and over. Did you know that? I'm just telling you your kid is going to grow really fast tonight. He's going to grow faster than you can ever imagine. A few moments later. I have to get a job. I got a job. Oh look at this 20 year old. Go. Bring an eight year old to my show. Huh? He's not even your kid? Whose kid is it? The parents are somewhere there. She goes, he's Pakistani. Lady, you don't need to identify the kid's race. Does this kid have any parents? Can we identify the parents of the kid? Nobody. Hey buddy, welcome back. We love you, man. Are your parents here? You don't know? Okay, come sit, come sit. This lady is racist, but you can sit next to her. Come back. Chad, don't call child services yet. Listen, let me tell you, immigrants, we don't do that right away, okay? Please don't do it. Just give us five minutes. We're going to find a nice parent for him. If I don't find you anybody, I'll adopt you myself. I will take you back to LA with me. I won't let Chad take you to child services. You seem like a nice young man and you like my comedy. You're my fan. Now you're going to be my son. Okay? But you have to listen to me because I am Iranian. I beat the ---- out of you. I do my parenting the Iranian way. It's not true. I'm joking because it's comedy, right? I'm the most loving person and I believe that people have to raise their kids with love, with communication, proper communication, with love and care and become best friends with their kids. If I find out the parents are here, I'm going to report them myself. Oh, where? Hi. Your kid is two days away from you. Why are you so far away? You've been telling him what? He doesn't listen to you, huh? This is an American way. This is the American way. The kid doesn't listen. Well, buddy, I'm not a parent. I don't know what kind of advice I can give you, but this is not a good situation. Your kid is sitting next to a racist lady right now. I'm worried about the situation, you know? Yes, he's sitting VIP. You're proud of him? What are you proud of? No, that's not the American way. That's the Pakistani way. It's not his seat. He didn't pay for the VIP seat. His parents bought balcony seats. He's like, I am going to sleep. And the dad is like, very good. Go VIP. Nobody find out. Horrible parenting, dad. That's okay. Tonight, he's my guest. You should be a good son and listen to your father, okay? You promised me. You listen to your dad, okay? Oh, absolutely. Your son wants to know where his mom is. Where is the kid's mom? Answer his question. He said your mother is sitting next to Chad. Chad, you broke the family apart. White people are destruction, man. Damn, bro. Oh, dad, sorry, man. You snooze, you lose. It's okay. We're going to find you a new mother. Unfortunately, you lost me as your stepdad. We'll find you a cool mother tonight, okay? Ask him who's his real father. Are you my kid? My kid is being raised by a Pakistani guy in the balcony. Go to your real father. Go find your father. My God. Listen, I've been comedy for 22 ******* years. I've never seen this ---- before in my life. Chad is like, I don't know if I'm on a comedy show or Jerry Springer's. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Who's your real father?