Super moment of magic with Mario Lopez, the iUmor

Hi everybody, hello, hello, hello, I want to show you a trick, magic trick, the best one I know to do, with a cigarette, ok? Ok. It's beautiful. I'm going to light the cigarette, I'm going to smoke the cigarette and I'm going to play with the smoke, ok? I hope you enjoy, here we go, I'll do it with this, ok? Mario? Yeah? Excuse me, it's not allowed here to smoke, please. It's the best one. Don't smoke. A little bit? No. Obvious. Don't smoke. A little bit? Sorry. Ok, no worry, no worry, forget about the cigarette, I have another beautiful trick with a banana, I'm going to eat the banana, and with the Mario, with the banana. You're not allowed to eat on the studio, sorry, these are the rules, I'm very sorry. Ok, ok, thank you, thank you. Yeah? Yeah. Thank you. So, I cannot smoke cigarette, I cannot eat banana, but nobody says that... I want to have the cigarette. And nobody says... Oh, this is terrible. Water? What? Water. No worry, no worry, no worry. Look, there are a glass here, I take it. A little bit water is too bad, the banana. This is not water, it's cold. Look. Ok. And the glass, I don't know, I throw it to you. I'm going to do tricks. You don't like that one? I have that one too. No banana, no cigarette, maybe. Look at this. This is good, this is good. No? Ok, I have tricks, look. A dog. A hungry dog. A giraffe. A hot dog. Ok. I do this already. Oh, card tricks, card tricks. Everybody loves card tricks. You like card tricks? Ok, I hope you like it. It's not the best that I want to do, but I hope you like it. The idea, with the card, somebody is going to... Cigarettes? Thank you. I'm going to take this one. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I think I have it. The blue one? I keep this. Or give me your lighter. I got it. Look. Ok. I try. No, don't worry. A little bit, a little bit. Please. You're not allowed. I don't want to smoke. Just a little bit. That's how you quit smoking. Oh, no? No, no, no. Sorry. Ok, not so much smoke, but... Just a little bit. Quit smoking. I don't know what to do. Thank you. I told you. You think it's a lipid abuser? Maybe another day, ok? Sorry. Mario Lopez! Hello, everybody. Hello. I'm so happy to be here. I have new tricks. Not the old ones. You know this one? No, not this one. This one? No? This? No? Maybe... Oh! Ok, ok. Not this one. Don't worry. I need some things. Look. One, two, three. One, two... Thank you. Ok. Now, yes? Are you ready? Too much, too much. Oh, sh... Wait, wait, wait. Honkulus proculus! That doesn't work. Hello. Ok, now? I'm sorry. Maybe I need... ...everything. I hope. Oh! Now! Oh, sh... Yeah. Let me try. Like this. Now! Now. Yeah. This is so cool! Very cool. No... Oh, sh... Good, good. Come on! This one is good for slipping, bro. This one is good for the roads. Again, a cigarette! Ok. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Cut it, cut it. No more, no more. I keep it. No more, I'm sorry. I don't know. Ok, I... I don't know. I'm so sorry. But... This is the horror of the installers. And of the lady who will do the cleaning afterwards. Oh, that's the frame. Be careful. Superb! Again, a plateau of humor, ladies and gentlemen. A big round of applause for Mario Lopez! Now I know who you are! Hello! Hey, cutie! Hello! Mario Lopez! Have you been here before, Mario? Yes, I have. Water? What? Water. No worry, no worry, no worry. Look, there are a glass here. I take it. A little bit of water is too bad, the banana. This is not water. It's cold. Look. It's... Super happy to... Oh, ----. Sorry. No more. Boys, no? Hello, everybody! I tried to do my best, but... Ok. I was at home and I don't know what to really show you. So I have several things. The first one... It's a coin trick. With one card. Nothing under the card. And... Four coins. I will put one... Right there. Let me try here. And I will cover. And now, I try. I will take one... This is quick! Two... And three. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's the first part. The second part is to see if the coin... are there. One, two, three, and four. I like this one, but I also say maybe the coin... They cannot see so well. So I decide to try another one with cards. Two red cards. And the idea is that one card is going to disappear, to vanish. Vanish. This card will vanish. I will not see the card. Okay, I put it here. And I'm going to press this one. And you will not see here. And no card from the other side. Oh, ----, sorry. Let me come back. Now. No, no, no. Not vanish. Let me put this blue. Sorry, let me come back. Green. Maybe this is not my best trick. I will do it with red. The most beautiful competition I've ever seen at M-World. Oh, my God, you too? And I was shocked when I saw the numbers. I couldn't keep up with the numbers, because I had no appreciation for Mario Lopez's physique. How beautiful is Mario Lopez, how good does he look, how he looks at Mario Lopez, how he turns around Mario Lopez, what hands does Mario Lopez have, how he dresses Mario Lopez. Oh, my God. He's a good man, Mario Lopez, compared to others who are not good men. I cannot do the trick with a green card. Let me blow, and let me show you another thing, because this is not so good. Sorry, sorry. Maybe... Is this a sausage or green? Green. Green? Oh, that is magic. Oh, ----. It's not magic, it's not magic. Made of silicone. I mean, I can throw it and nothing... And I... And nothing happens. Maybe the magic is not so good on magic, but let me show you some music, OK? The Spanish browsers are so beautiful, they conquer the world. Let's talk for an hour about the unparalleled beauty of Mario Lopez. That's what I know, that you like it, too, crazy people. The boy really looks very good. But he looks very good. He looks extraordinarily good. He is the most beautiful man I have ever seen in my life. Mario Lopez is the God of men. The flag. I should have tried harder. Oh, my heart, my heart, Mario Lopez. I want to share with you the reason why I continue smoking. I, like myself, because maybe I haven't seen so many beautiful men in my life, but I was surprised to see such a big world. But, man, it's probably something unimaginable. Mario Lopez is so beautiful, you know? OK? I can't believe he has a smoke cloud in his palm. Unbelievable. This is nice, huh? Now, I guess I can keep it for later. And this is the only reason why I continue smoking. Thank you. He has a braid on his back. Oh, my God. I didn't ask him if he had a braid on his back. First of all, you don't have any respect for a man as a professional. If that man does something to you and you don't turn to him and tell him a hundred times that he has a braid and that he's beautiful, how can he look at you? This is always my dream for so many times, to do this, to catch a smoke. But when I'm on the stage, I always think and do a big illusion. Big illusion. With the music and the dancing and... A big illusion. But you need so many things. You need a big boss, you need the girl, you need the guy, you need the other girl, because one you carry and the other one you... So many things you need. I can do the same, but... You wanna see the big illusion? Yes, of course. With the box? Yes or no? No! OK. I have the box. And I'm going to prepare here, like a little stage, OK? Like this one, but small. This is going to be the backstage. It's the backstage, OK? This is the Asian girl. Tinkerbell. But this is the backstage. And this is the silver-haired guy, OK? They are there. And also the box. I need help. I think maybe this, with some lights, will be good. Can we help you? Yes? Somebody can help me from there? Please, guys! Can you help? And I have this. This will be the curtain. I open the curtain, close the curtain. Super happy. Can come here. We are the backstage boys. Does it work? I don't know. Yes. Nice. Close this. Close. When I open, you do... When I close, you... You understand? So difficult. Very difficult in every language. I need a song. I don't have the song, but I will sing. They always use the same. If you know... OK. So. Ready to go. But let me... Maybe I need here some atmosphere. So let me try. I come here. Here we go. This is the guy. The girl. They do like a sexy dancing that I don't understand. The box. One back. And the guy fall inside the back. And the girl. And in one moment, the girl is on top. Janan... Here on top is the boy. And inside the back... My darling. The girl. Thank you. Thank you. We are celebrating, celebrating, celebrating. Jananjan. Janan... Ne... And he is a genius. Yes. He helps her. He knows how to do it. No, he helped her because he was talented. To get a cool package was a bonus. But at the base, he is a talented man. And creative, and he can do things easily. Mario. The first time you came on our stage, many people reproached me for not recognizing you. But on that occasion, I found out that you are an international star. You are, for the world of magic, a kind of Obama. In the sense that you are, from afar, but from afar, the most relaxed guy I have ever seen in my life, doing magic. He is, he is. And you are so cool every second. You are cool when you breathe. When I think of a cool guy, and I master him, and I am relaxed, I think of you. I hope you are very, very good at what you do. And I thank you for showing us your talent. Applause. I see you. I am very happy to see you again. You are very, very, as he said, everything he said, standing on his feet, is exactly how I agree. And I add, you are sexy, by the way. This is where I wanted to get. I didn't want to reduce, and I didn't want to get here. You have a beautiful face, not just sexy. It's something like that. It's possible that it's all because of your talent, that you do things so easily, or it seems so. During your number, you know she was extremely intrigued by your physical appearance, and she asked me different questions, and I would like, with this occasion, to ask one of them. Do you have, or don't you, a little tail at the back? He has a little tail at the back. I have this. He has a hand. Yes, I saw it. Why are you making me look ugly? She thinks he is very sexy. Okay, I will not cut it. I will keep it. I have one more question. About the physical qualities of Mario Ropet. How do you imagine him, with that face, and that hair? Oh, my God! I have to wake up. A disaster. God, how beautiful Mario Ropet is. And now, God with Mila, as we say in Romania, we tried to do our job, and who knows what will happen in the end. Wait, I am human. We do this when... I want to give proof of humanity. This is nano-magic. Nano-humor, minimal humor, what did I write here? Recession humor, but the plant remains green forever. And I think that from here, what you do is born. You know what I like about this boy? Mario Ropet does magic out of nothing. Look at him. Are you crazy? God, help me! This boy is not passionate about the idea of building the image of a super magician. This boy is having fun with what he presents. He lives the opera. In three, two, one, go! Mila! He didn't smile, nothing moved him when I complimented him. And I also add that he is sexy. He has a beautiful face, not only sexy. Absolutely nothing. He was gay.