Real Chinese Plays Black Myth: Wukong for the First Time

Black Mist 悟空 is a game that I have looked forward to ever since the first trailer 4 years ago cause it's finally about my culture from my own ******* country. A lot of crazy sh** happened from then to now. I graduated from college and grad school, started a YouTube channel, played a sh**load of Souls games and here we are, borderline giving up. But for real though, I haven't watched a single Black Mist related video since the first trailer cause I really want to save it all for my first time experience. I want to give it all. So without further ado... Hi, what's good? We're doing a facecam a little bit. What's good my guys? I really apologize for the screen screen bullsh**. This is the best I can do. Let's just get into it. So do we just go straight in? Oh we go straight in! Oh f**k. What is this? What is this video quality by the way? Oh this is surely next gen! Oh f**k! Oh that... Woah, what the f**k is that? Wait, is that the Star Tien Wong? The Four Kings? Woah, did we die? Oh, oh, oh that's the cloud. That's the cloud, that's the speed! Sh**, this is so hype. This is actually insane. Did China actually make this sh**? Alright, that's crazy. How are we opening with this? How do we have the budget for this sh** man? Wait, that's not the Star Tien Wong. That's not the Four Kings? There are more than four, I can count. I'm Asian, I'm good at math. No I'm not, no I'm not, no I'm not. Okay, okay we let... Oh. Oh my god, that's cold as f**k. Why do they look so hot though? Wait, so that's after the story of the... The journey to the west. Okay. Oh, so he wants to return. To the Monkey Mountain. Oh, so we started a brand new story. So they want him to keep being the god. Oh, so he was... So they were killing other monkeys. Is that who I think that is? Is that Er Long Shen? That's gotta be his dog, right? This is so good already. This is so ******* good already. Yeah, that's Er Long Shen. The eyes, the eyes. The eyes can see through life and death. Yeah. Yeah, that's us. Yeah, that's true though. In the original story, this dude fought... Hu Cong. For like days on end. No, we did not technically... Oh yeah, we did a lot. No, the other guy ambushed us. Oh, so we're taking control now? Wait, how do we fight? Lock on? Okay, lock on, lock on. Light attack? He's blocking though. Okay, I'm done. The cloud. The palm physics is insane. Whoa, damn. That was a critical dodge. I can tell that. Okay. Oh, s**t. Hu Cong is throwing hands on this mother f**ker. Can we critical dodge again? That was cool, that was cool. Can we do that again? Oh, that's delay, that's delay. That's so delay. Oh, s**t. Where is my dude? Where is... Oh my god, he got his dog too. He got his dog too. Heavy attack? Why don't you tell... Oh. Oh, that's cool. What is R2? We got so many options for R2. Oh, I saw... I guess he just doesn't want me to do R2. He's here. What the f**k? Is that... He's a unicorn to that b**ch. Oh my god. Why can't... Oh, there we go. My control was just ******* being dumb. Rock solid? Oh, that's actually one of the skills that Hu Cong has. He got... To those of you who don't understand the story... Of The Journey to the West... Hu Cong is actually just straight up broken. Let me tell you that. Let me tell you just straight up. He can turn into 72 different forms. Oh, we got combo. I never pulled that off. We can immobilize? Oh, s**t. I don't even remember we can do that. Pluck of many? What is that? What does that do? Oh, we got shadow clone. Yep. Yep, that's more accurate Hu Cong right here, ladies and gents. That's more accurate. We beating the dogs. Yeah, we jumping. Oh. Oh, the music. Oh, everything about this game is already so great. I'm... Grab that... Grab that b**ch. What the f**k? Okay, I don't like that. What is that? What the hell? What the hell tell me? I'm going to immobilize. Oh, that's perfect. S**t. Immobilize? Immobilize. Yeah, b**ch. Oh. Oh, the slow motion. The slow motion was sick. What are you going to do? You are just so outclassed, man. I'm so sorry, but you are outclassed as f**k. I'm... I'm saying that as I get hit by all of that. But we seem to be just overpowering Arlong in just basically all four forms, man. Shut up, man. Okay, there we go. There we go. Keep jumping. Keep this up. He's beating the dog s**t out of this guy. Oh. Okay. Don't take my kills, though. Oh. Oh, that's sick. That was sick. What? We... We blocked that? Okay. We fighting in the air. We are... Lock it in. This is game of the year. Oh. S**t, man. Spawns all over. I'm actually... I don't... You cannot see this, but I'm getting blue spawns all over. Oh, my God. This is... Frame 1. This may be my favorite game. Like, top 10 already. Wait, wait. Since when can you do that? Excuse me. Wow, excuse me. Since when? Oh, s**t. The mountain. Oh, Wukong is pissed. He said... Little b**tard. If you're really who you say you are, fight me in my... Fight me in uncle's woods. He did not say fight me in my woods. He said fight me in uncle's woods. This is more accurate, by the way. This is actually... This is logically accurate. Wukong did turn into a sparrow in the original Myst as well. S**t, what the f**k? What happened? Whoa, what the f**k was that? Oh, that's the same. We got ambushed again? F**k. But that's Buddha though. This is basically the same thing that happened in the original Myst. We are dead. You little b**tard, man. You b**tard. Two times now. Two times you win unjustly. That's us. Oh, okay. Okay, that's a pretty interesting story. That was the intro. God damn, that was a hell of an intro. Game of the year, lock it in. At least this is intro of the year for sure. That's the peach. For those of you who don't know, the peach is heavily related to Wukong's story. Like he... Wukong, last time he fought with Arlong, the whole basically started it because they didn't invite him to a peach tasting ceremony. Oh. Oh, s**t. So we can change into other stuffs too. So we gonna fight? B**tard. R1 sprint. Oh, okay. So that's a weird thing to learn. R1 for running. I don't think I've seen this kind of info before. Charge. And that's it. So our staff just cannot expand. This is not the Jingu Bang. This is just a regular a** monkey staff. Jingu Bang, for those of you who don't know, is Wukong's mystical legendary weapon. One of the best weapon actually in the entire Journey to the West mythology. Maybe even the best. Maybe the best. That's gotta be a bonfire. Oh, is that Tu Di Lao Ye? Basically, just saying the spirit that dwells in the land. The land spirit. Yeah, Tu Di Jing. The keeper of the land. Okay. So that's how they translated it. Oh, we can hit multiple enemies too? The on-hit effect is definitely on there. It's definitely good. Why are there so many wolves? Cang Lang Ling. Wolves for us. I didn't see the translation down there. I was going to translate for you guys. That's gotta be a mini-boss. Mini-boss, right? Yep. Bull Guard. Let's go. Let's go. Heavy. Light. Light. Light. Wait. Oh, sh**. Oh, sh**. Oh my god. That dealt a lot of my health. I dodged. I dodged. I swear to god, I dodged. I swear to god. What I'm seeing right now is that Heavy is definitely one of my friends. Because he can break his hyper armor. But I cannot roll when I charge up the Heavy. Oh, that was a crit. Can we dodge that? I cannot really tell. Oh, sh**. Oh, okay. Oh, that was close. That was close. Oh, that's quick time action, too? What? Who immobilized him? Simple hand gesture can bind enemies in place. Okay. By the way, the scene that Tingdi has like this little stab is actually the scene that Chinese people now use to scratch their backs. So, that's funny. Yep, alright. There we go. 1, 2, 3, 4. Oh, that's actually... We actually got a whole ass combo. I want to perfect dodge this. No, no, no. Not gonna work. Heavy, Heavy. And you're done. Okay. So, that was basically just to teach us how to use the immobilization skill. I took a break cause I got a Ransom Error in Zyra L. Quit the game and came back to not know where I am anymore. I guess the game just didn't save where I was last time. Man. Do we got a map system in this game in any ways or forms? Or is this like we just gotta figure it out on our own cause I'm lost as f**k. Immobilize. 1, 2. 1, 2. 1, 2. You are... You are hefty for no reason though. What is your weapon of choice? Is that... Is that a staff with a backhand sword? That's actually a weird combo. Oh, I almost died there. Thank god. Got some blessing. What is that green floating thing over there? And one charge. You are done. I almost thought you are not. So far, I'm not really seeing the Souls difficulty. But maybe it's... Maybe I'm still in the tutorial area. Am I back? Yes, I'm back. Yes, I'm back. That took like 20 minutes. I really wanna know. Do we got a map, man? I need a map. I'm horrible with ******* directions. What does meditate do anyways? Okay. That scared the s**t out of me. Okay. What? You can do that? Damn! So what do we do in this form? Do we just go flying around? I guess it's like type of a drone type of scenario. Can we just transform into the cicada whenever we want to though? Hmm. Okay. Alright. Alright, bet. So regular enemies cannot see us. Where is the timer though? Where is the timer? I don't see a timer. On my transformation. What the f**k is that? That's a big a** head. That reminds me of the scene from... Oh, I guess he can see us. Damn. It's a boss fight. This looks exactly the same as the scene from Hell Paradise though. Okay, let's see. What the f**k? Wow! Damn. So there it lays. There it goes. The soul's difficulty, huh? For real, I think this is the first proper area though. Because the enemies here are just way stronger than the ones in the previous one. What the f**k? That was so delayed, man. That was so delayed. Now I don't got anything. I mean, I lied. Immobilize comeback. Can I get the chest? This comes from God of War, I think. And yeah, so far, it really feels like a mixture between God of War. We also got the stances thing, right? So that also goes to Tsushima and then a little bit of Souls. We really got a whole map to explore. I'm still... I still hope there is a map. What? Wow. Wow, I just wanted to get the item, man. What the f**k was that damage? That was all of my... He hits harder than a big head. How is that... How is that physiologically speaking possible? Physically speaking possible. Perform. Oh, wow. We got ops from all the... Oh! Oh, they are ops to each other too. So all of a sudden, there are multiple enemies when there was none before I fought this guy. Before, if I didn't know, I think we were shooting at porn at this rate of people popping up randomly. Wow, you get immobilized for so long. Let me beat the dog s**t out of you. Oh! That was... Alright, now for the archer. I still don't see him though. Is that him? Yeah, that was him. I got this move. I unlocked it and it doesn't deflect back and it costs so much stamina. Did I waste a point? Maybe I did. Oros just leads back to this guy. Let's just try immobilize. Going. How's the damage looking? For a second, I thought I didn't even hit him. Jesus Christ! I guess we are doing ******* horrible damage. Oh, and he does one surge every single time, huh? Alright, this is the first major obstacle. I guess this is the first Margaret in Black Man's Wukong. What is that? Wow! Wow! What the f**k? Godric? What is he? Okay, that's the kick. And... Alright, so when he does the hand sign, that's a remote attack. That's a distance attack. Roll. I want you to do the five stages or the ground attack. I want to see that. I want to see how big is the radius. There we go. Okay, run away. Run away. How big is the radius? But that's it? Can I go back in? Oh! Thank God I was... Thank God I was slow, man. Okay, maybe... Oh, that's attacking? Yeah, get in! Get in! It's doable. It's definitely doable. Just gotta have some patience. Manage our stamina. And figure out all the combos. Oh, dodge all of them with Ultra Instinct on max. Oh, yeah. I shouldn't have done that. That's stupidity. F**k! Oh, I dodged too early. I dodged too early. God damn it. I have a skill that can block mid combo. Oh, that was it. That was cool as f**k. Let's go. Let's go. We can make him progress with each try. Yep. S**t, he was about to fall down. I should have let it happen. I'm dumb. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. We can make it work. No, we cannot. No, we cannot. It may happen this try, though. I'm not lying. Dodge this. Oh! Oh! How was that not a perfect dodge? I have questions that I'm not getting answers for. Big radius. We don't got any healings. But I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful. So many... F**k! I didn't... I can't do that from that distance, too. God damn it. Well, it seems like it's GG, boys. Yeah, it's GG. It's GG. The kick is so fast from a short distance. I know I should explore around. Yeah, just hold that comment of yours, and I know I should explore around when I feel underleveled right now. But I gotta get at least one. That's my hubris as a Souls pretty much veteran at this point. I gotta get at least one under my belt. One enemy that are one level above me, and I get to take him out with my skills. That's my hubris. I gotta do it. Woo! Woo! Oh, I thought I dodged. I thought I dodged. Please, man. Please, thank God. But that's two healings gone. How do we upgrade the healings? Can we upgrade the healings in this game? We gotta be able to, right? Because the number right there was quite disappointing. Can you please? Thank you. Now stagger, mink! Mink! Mink! I don't got stamina for more minks. S**t! No, no, no. I couldn't dodge. I couldn't dodge. Thank God he didn't fold that up. Is that a kick? No. What? What was that? You still got sinks in your pockets? Damn, my boy. Is that a kick? No, I just... I know it! I even said it, but I just couldn't dodge the kick. The ******* kick pisses me off so much. It doesn't even make sense how you can kick... What are these sinks? Evil Repelling Medicament? That didn't heal me. Another one? Why would I use another one, though? I didn't even know what the first one did and I already used the second one. I swear to God, man. Sometimes I'm so ******* dumb. That's a kick. Dodge it. Where did the second... What? Since when do you have a follow-up on the kick? This gotta be it. He's gonna... Moving. Jump. Ooh, a perfect, perfect, perfect dodge, man. Perfect dodge. Let's get the minking. It... Hold on. Hold on. We should wait for immobilization, but I ain't a b**ch. I shouldn't be a b**ch. Oh, f**k. 1, 2. 1, 2. Stop. Ooh, that was clutch. That was actually clutch. S**t. Oh, that stagger. Into stagger. Perfect. I wasted so much time. I wasted so much time. Can we pull a combo off? Yes, we can. Yes, we can. Hmm. This main... I wanna say this is it. I wanna say this is it, because I think I've seen everything that he can do. Ooh! Perfect dodge. Okay. Okay. Okay, you're done. You're done, big guy. You're done, big guy. The sun is getting real low. Get back to hell paradise. This is Wolfgang's time. We must... Where did you came from? I'm getting pissy. What is that guy doing over here on my screen? What do you mean? Okay, thank God. Immobilize. I don't got stamina. I'm panicking. I'm panicking. If that guy ******* takes my kill from me, I'm going to be mad mad at the game. Leaving a negative re... That brain just... No. No. No. No. Heavy. Heavy. Yes! Yes! Oh. Oh, f**k you, man. I'm using the heavy on you. I didn't get to use on the boss. You die. You die. So either the game is bugging or I'm just being dumb. I couldn't pick up the purple thing. I think it just stays there. And also, I should go through whatever this intimidating thing is. So far, the game is just so great, man. I still am in shock that a debuting studio from a country that's known for putting out trashy cash grabbing games made this masterpiece. Like I'm not even 2 hours in and this is... This is... This is like beating all kinds of AAA games that I'm playing recently except for maybe Elden Ring. That's gotta be a boss fight. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Okay. So that's the game telling me that I should go explore. But I'm ignorant sometimes. And we got a checkpoint. We got a bonfire. So I'm gonna see what's up ahead. By the way, do y'all know why... I think part of the reason, right? Or maybe a coincidence. I don't know. The game came out this year. This year... So to those of you who don't know, in China, there are 12 basically... 12 kind of animals for each year. And each 12 year is a rotation. And this year is the year of monkey. I mean, sorry. This year is the year of dragon. And between each animals, there are like... It's basically like zodiac sign, right? One animal can be a good combination with another animal. And people who are born in the year of dragon or the year of dragon is very great with year of monkey. So, you know, 1 plus 2. 1 plus 1 equals 2. Ah, maybe just be guessing. There is no way I'm gonna beat this. First try. Yeah. No way. We're probably gonna end the video here after the first try. Or two. I'm gonna... That's quick. That was fast. That was way faster than Big Hand. But you still get stunned. You still get stunned. Immobilization is just a gulp here. Damn. We may actually be able to do that. That was one stun? Okay. Keep moving. Keep entering. Of course not. Of course not. Of course not. Of course that's illegal. Mm-hmm. That's a... What the... Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna... Probably gonna go explore, huh? Two more tries. Including this one, we are done. What was that? Did he just buff himself? Uh, I feel inferior, man. How are we fighting this big-ass wolf while looking like a regular-ass monkey, man? How is any part of this fair? Hold on. Hold on. Oh, we gotta drink. We gotta drink. We got four. No! Wow. Why am I dodging into... It's fine. It's fine. And roll. Good. Good. Good. What? What was... Is he licking his finger? Licking the blood off his finger? That was hot. I cannot even be mad about that one. What? Since when? Excuse me. Since when? What the... I thought I got grabbed or something. Stop licking. Stop licking. Let's fight. Stop licking. Roll. Roll. Okay. Okay. Got that one. Got that one. What's next? Two and three and four. Maybe I just gotta be aggressive, man. Maybe it's more Bloodborne-type scenario. Just gotta get in. Wow. Wow. Wow. How did I dodge that? Well, I made the crack. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm outputting. I'm outputting. I'm actually insane. That's one cert house in one combo. Yeah, it's a Bloodborne-type scenario. I just gotta stick to him. Be aggressive. Be aggressive. Okay. And he is gonna jump down. Just gonna time it. Not now. Not now. No! I still get hit. I still get hit. I did all that prep talk. I still get hit somehow. Somehow. But we... No. We are not. I was about to say we are about to do this, but we are not. We really not. We really not. We don't got the aura for this ----, man. Roll. I saw he was about to charge. Precision dodge. Immobilize. Stagger. Stagger. Stagger. Stagger. Yeah! I just can! Drink. Drink. Drink. Roll. One. One more rush. One more rush. Yeah! Yeah! **** me. We did it. We... Okay. We may be hand though. Shit. I don't even know what to say anymore. Not ready for that wolf my ass. I am the destined one.