Brittany Broski Interviews Timothée Chalamet

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I'm actually getting word right now that we are live on the street with our new correspondent,
Brittany.
Brittany, how are you?
Talk to me.
Hi, Brittany.
I'm out here on the streets of Broski Nation asking people their top three favorite albums
of all time, looking for someone to talk to.
I think we got someone right here.
Excuse me, sir.
Sir.
Oh, it's an NPC.
Excuse me, sir.
How you doing?
How are you?
Yeah, great.
Great.
What's your name?
Timothy.
Okay.
Timothy.
Nice to see you.
What is your top three favorite albums of all time?
Top three favorite albums of all time.
I'm going to go Bringing It All Back Home, Dark Side of the Moon, and SouljaBoyTellEm.com.
Thank you.
God, thank you so much.
How about Soulja Boy going live on Instagram?
Have you been seeing these?
Well, you mean like the last decade?
Yes.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
Miss him.
Need him.
Miss him.
Need him.
A true artist.
A groundbreaker.
A generational defining talent.
Shout out Soulja Boy.
Should we hit it real quick?
Yeah.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Boom.
Here we go.
One, two, three.
Oh, yep.
Boom.
Step.
Now hit it.
Super hit.
Yeah.
A complete unknown in theaters December 25th.
We're not doing Spotify.
We're doing SoundCloud Pro.
Yep.
What do you know about Ichima?
Oh, yeah.
Listen, I'm more like, you know, Jair Woods, quality control music, you know, back in the
day.
I only got SoundCloud Pro recently because I was just tired of these.
The budget was approved?
The budget was approved.
Dune 2 did well.
I could get the $6.99.
Has anyone ever told you you look like Bob Dylan?
Yes.
Okay.
What do you have to say to that?
Great.
That's a handsome guy.
What'd you say?
I'm saying, yeah.
Definitely, right?
Right?
What's your ideal man?
My ideal man is kind of like Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas.
What?
Look.
Look at these limbs.
Look.
These pants are baggy, but look.
Hey, we're worried about you.
Yeah, I know.
I'm worried about me.
You know that, like, that demographic of boy is so, like, it's in.
You're in.
Why?
It's called empowering the anemic.
It's called anemia awareness.
We got to feed you a lot of pure protein, a lot of oranges.
Prone to scurvy.
You know, I'm definitely prone.
I'm definitely prone to scurvy.
Definitely.
I was telling you before, if my pee is brown, I know I'm not having enough Ensure.
Yeah, that was a conversation we were having off camera before.
My grandmother and I used to chug Ensures, and I would spike them.
With what?
With Bacardi rum.
Ooh, that sounds kind of good.
Yeah, that sounds not bad.
What's your, like, did you have a college era nasty go-to drink?
No, because I was obsessed with acting.
It sounds lame, but I'm a theater kid through and through, so that was my pursuit.
Mine was Everclear and Gatorade.
Really?
I would not recommend, but it was a sort of rite of passage.
I had a similar sort of vomit.
What is Everclear?
Everclear is going to be like jet fuel.
It's like the closest thing to diesel, I think, that they can sell on the market.
It's awful.
It's pure alcohol.
What kind of alcohol is it?
It's Everclear.
Absinthe.
It's like vodka, but so much worse than...
And you'd spike it with Gatorade.
Oh, 100%.
Have you tried Malibu Rum ever?
I love Malibu Rum.
I love Rum and Sprite.
I love Rum and Coke.
Rum and Coke, that's my demon of choice.
You still do Malibu?
No, I've upgraded to Captain Morgan.
Okay.
By the way, by the way, massive respect.
I appreciate you.
I'll stay on the knee the whole time.
I appreciate you.
I don't want to assert anything, anything at all.
Can you say one time for me, Hail Supreme Leader?
Hail Supreme Leader Broski.
We are honored by your presence.
Please leave us under the Christmas tree lots of presents.
Hail Supreme Leader Broski.
Thank you so much for allowing me to have that Nutri-Grain bar when I got here.
You're so welcome.
I won't even charge you for it.
May I get up?
You can get up.
And I have one final question.
Yeah.
Timothy Chalamet, any last words before we kill you?
You know, before, is this Broski's execution sentence?
Okay.
What does that look like in Broski world?
Very cheaply made.
Like it won't cut through my neck all at once?
No, it's more a symbol.
That sounds way more painful than just the initial head slice.
Oh no.
No, no last words.
Thank you for having me on.
A complete unknown comes out Christmas Day.
That, you know, I probably should have found a way to plug that more.
And then do you own this property?
Is this also Broski Nation or no?
This is Broski Nation.
Really?
This is all Broski Nation?
Yes.
I actually don't own this building.
I don't know what to say.
Look how strange this is.
No, this is mad dreary.
Yeah, this is like, where are we?
Yeah.
We're just on a big rock in space.
A big rock in space.
And what, what is this rock?
What is this?
What is this earth without art?
It's just a rock.
All right, Brittany.
Back to you.
So this has been, what was your name again?
Young Padawan Brittany Broski Disciple.
Please, I'll do anything for you.
Your new assistant, your nails are getting done at 445.
Hey, back to you queen.
