iPhone 17 Pro PARODY - “Prorange”.

Alright Apple event everyone, what do you want to see? New iPhones! When will we show them? Last! Yeah, you gotta wait. Oh hi there, I'm Sam Tucker and this week's live stream from Apple was crazy. We started the event showing off all our products and how everything works together thanks to our circle. Jerk. Introducing the all-new AirPods Pro 3 with four times better noise cancelling thanks to the new squishier tips. Ooh, but if you do have to listen to someone, well the AirPods now have live translations which will turn down this woman's Spanish and turn up sweet English in your ears. Hello, welcome. Today all the red carnations are 50% off. Well that's good, but how will the other person understand you? Just show them your iPhone and they'll understand that you have enough money to buy whatever they're selling. But now the AirPods are even better for fitness thanks to their new heart rate sensing. To tell you more, here's our fitness chief Jay. Oh no, sorry he got caught getting a little harrassy. Okay let's move on, my heart rate's getting up. Introducing the all-new Apple Watch Series 11. Just like last year, we'll play an overly dramatic video about how if you don't buy an Apple Watch, you will die. Doctor said he's like, that Apple Watch just saved your life. Oh my god, again? Really? Kill me, kill me now. See with an Apple Watch, you can't die. Now, how is the Series 11 watch different from last year? Um, oh it now comes with 5G. Oh that's good, I'll use that to stream 4K video to the postage stamp on my wrist. And the Ultra Watch now has satellite connectivity so that you can talk to space in case of an emergency. Be warned though, if space has an emergency, they might contact you. Houston, we have a problem. Yeah, I'll get back to you Hank, because now it's time to talk about the big thing. Introducing the all-new iPhone 17. What's new with this phone? Well, let's grab the world's biggest microscope to try and find out. The new iPhone has slightly thinner borders and a brighter 120 hertz display. Something base Androids have had for years. And with the new A19 chip, it can play games that are totally different than before. Look at that. Plus, the phone's cameras have had a bump with a better main cam and a new wide-angle lens, which is better for macro details and distorting legs. Plus, it has a new selfie camera with a large sensor where you don't have to rotate the phone anymore to get a landscape shot. Something that BlackBerry's had for years. Wow, BlackBerry classic paving the way. Introducing the all-new iPhone Air. iPhone Air is unlike anything you've experienced before. To tell you all about it, here's John. No, Tim, John's already told us about the iPhone Air. With its polished titanium frame, anti-gravity weight and remarkable battery life. So remarkable, we decided not even to put a number on it. Yeah, we only said you get 40 hours of video if you get the optional battery pack with it. But I thought the battery was meant to go inside the phone. Looks like we cut it a little too thin. Slice some of the battery off. Now, you might think that such a thin phone would be flimsy and breakable. But no, the glass on the arse is now four times more resistant to cracks. That's right, four times more resistant to arse cracks. It's also more durable and bend resistant, okay? So don't even try to bend it, don't. We've already sued one YouTuber, we don't wanna make it two, put it down. There's also the new A19 Pro chip and the N1 to make it more good and stuff. One chip that we couldn't fit in though, was your SIM card. As the Air is eSIM only worldwide. Woohoo, less choice. And now, introducing the all new iPhone 17 Pro. Made out of a single piece of aluminium. With the biggest battery ever and the hottest chip ever. A chip so warm, we had to design a new vapour thermal system for it. Which tells you that it's totally gonna throttle in the air that we mentioned. But we had to put it in that one to make it expensive. And if you thought the Dynamic Island was a silly name, check out the new Forge Plateau. Plateau, named after our innovation strategy. Which lets us fit more Apple stuff inside. Like an eight time zoom now, which is only 92 less than Samsung. What an amazing moment. And when it comes to video, you'll be able to freeze time and move around the scene. By simply buying 1000 iPhones at once. Wow, no wonder the Matrix was so expensive. Speaking of costing so much, here are the prices. Woohoo, Pros are now over $1000, fantastic. The all new phones from Apple. Some got thinner, some got fatter, and some stayed exactly the same. Subscribe today. Hey everyone, thanks for watching the video. Wow, what an event, huh? And did you see that they're trying to bring back fine woven with their new tech woven case. Except it now has two tones so that the scratches don't show. Yeah, I'm sure that'll be a success. Make this channel a success by subscribing today and check out new fun tech news and parodies.