I Bought a Mini Porsche

The Porsche 964 Turbo is one of the most beautiful and timeless cars ever made. This one just sold for 1.4 million dollars in Florida. Notice the headlights, wheels, hips, and figure of this Porsche. And tell me what's inside this box isn't a perfect mini replica. It took me four months to get this mini Porsche 964 Turbo into America and into my garage. It's a 500 pound box so we needed a crane to pick it up at the warehouse and drop it off here. It is the only mini Porsche in America made by End of Stay Automotive Art Studio. I will be with you till the end of space, time, aloneness, and youth. I don't know what that means but I appreciate the companionship. This is their Junior Car Series 964 Turbo sealed by these metal tabs which you have to be careful opening they've cut me down to the bone before. I'm using a hammer to wedge open all the bottom tabs so I can remove the top half of the box. But it wasn't budging so I opened the top of the box and saw nothing was holding it down. I hit the sweet spot and lifted the top off to reveal the mini Porsche. Except I scratched my ceiling and dropped everything on me and the mini Porsche. This mini Porsche cost $6,600 so it's like two RTRs or half a Varg and it cost another $6,000 to sneak it into America. But even at the price of a Varg I'm blown away by the quality and scale accuracy of this car. The paint job is perfect, the hips are stunning, and the little handle and side mirrors just bring it all home. The wheels are both strapped in and blocked in but these nails are just sticking out waiting to pop the tires. The box is also concave so there's no clearance to roll off the wood especially with these sharp metal edges. So I'm removing two wheels on the front end and removing all the wheel blocks hammering down the nails so I can roll the car safely off the wood. But the car feels like a thousand pounds it won't roll anywhere until I find the parking brake and it's game on. No detail was overlooked down to the intricate bolt pattern on the wheels. The fitment is diabolical. I can hardly fit one finger and I just can't get over the hips. The side mirrors are real mirrors but they don't change angle so they're just for show. The cockpit is adorned with luxurious carpet which really elevates the interior vibe finished with realistic side door paneling. You sit in a standard go-kart seat except in the Porsche it's adjustable. There's a handbrake in addition to your gas and brake pedals, a large display screen, headlight horn and reverse controls, and a key ignition which did not turn on the car so I'm guessing the battery is dead from being in transport. This doesn't come with instructions the only thing in the box besides the car is the charger so I'm gonna plug that into the front where the battery is mounted with the charge port sticking through the front grille. The only problem is that the charger is 220 volts which means it will explode if I plug it into an American outlet. All I need to charge this car is a voltage converter but you need to order those online home depot doesn't just have those on the shelf. So I'm loading up the Porsche one strap in the rear one strap in the front and the parking brake on heading downtown for a custom charger install in order to get this car powered on. It runs on a 72 volt battery so I only need a new charger connector to use my own fast charger. L.E.E. Rides wasted no time swapping the battery connector for me and fortunately the battery wasn't totally dead it started taking amps right away. Let's go! Come on! No way! That's crazy it makes an exhaust noise. L.E.E. Rides connected to the controller with his own app and read it's tuned at 9,000 watts which should be a crazy amount of power. I'm plugging into the bed of my truck with an extension cord to the trailer so I can charge the car on the road about a thousand watts of charging on the way to a place this car really shouldn't be driven but it has to be. Let's go! Shut up dude! We are in Beverly Hills which is where all the rich and famous people go we've been charging up the Porsche for the last 20 minutes we've probably seen 30 Porsches drive by so I hope we can run into some Porsches. It's about fully charged I can't wait any longer and I'm dressed up in my Porsche tire because I'm planning on going into the Porsche dealership and see if I can trade this in for a real one and I gotta dress the part. Oh the exhaust down. Did it break? Yeah. Oh no! Is the front okay? Close. I feel so douchey like this but I just have to dress the part. Who said stort little? This is the first time I've ever rolled in this my first reaction is it is bumpy very bumpy but so cool how you're cocooned in this plastic I don't feel any wind besides on my face. This is where all the fancy stores are and it's where all the people go to show off their sports cars so there's a Ferrari maybe two Ferraris right there they think they're hot ---- until they see me pull up. Yeah we got a reaction to that Ferrari. You guys want to take a picture in front of this instead? It's way cooler. Yeah. Just mogged the Ferrari. Excuse me boss very rare Porsche coming through. Yes why is it so bumpy in the back? Oh we know him from Jackass that's crazy. Have you ever dated a guy with a Porsche? No never. I could be your first. Maybe. You mess with it? No. You don't like it? No. More than you can handle buddy. Let's go to the dealership see if we can trade this thing in. Oh we're going the wrong way you turn you turn. Hop in. Yeah get in. I gotta get in the right lane here I keep reaching for my signal but I don't have one. A little phone mount right here wouldn't be too bad. All possible upgrades. I'm gonna go crazy with the build on this. Did someone say GT3 RS with a stark vark powertrain? We gotta oh look at these cars that's a real GT3 RS. My bad boss my bad. He's mad. Stay mad. He's just jealous he doesn't have such a cool car. What's up boss? Do you work here sir? I rented this thing it shrunk. What the hell? There's no money back guarantee. Look at these cheap ass cars. They print these out like money. This one is only one of them. It's a mini replica of a 964 turbo. No. Red on red. Red on red. Thank you dude. So they're an exotic rental spot. I'm curious what the Porsche dealership's gonna think of this. You're not ready for the smoke? I'm gonna have to cut in front of these guys because I'm in the wrong lane. I really hope she sees me. It's just two miles down this way. We're ripping the left. We're out. Dude imagine this with a stark vark powertrain and maybe some suspension and a big wing. Porsches don't stop they keep going. Gonna lose your life but it's gonna keep going. One out of this life but it's gonna keep going. We got someone else that's born but at least we get to say we ran out that digital we ran out that money. How do you feel? Is the ride good? It's amazing except for excessive bumpiness but not from the road. It feels like it feels like it's just bouncing on itself. I don't know. Porsches don't stop they keep going. It really feels like I'm in a small car the way the cabin is. Don't have to stop for any traffic. Well I should. A little traffic hacker right here. We're in a really nice area. I really shouldn't be doing this. This is exactly the kind of place you'd get in trouble. But what I'm gonna drive my Porsche through skid row? I gotta go to Beverly Hills. Getting air on this thing. I'm still at 80 volts. That's so much battery. Is that electric? It is Thank you. Hey what's up gentlemen? I'd rather have one of these than one of those honestly. Pretty sure it's cheaper a little cheaper. Yeah a little bit cheaper. Yes I'm gonna pull it through the service center and see if they can do something about this thing shrinking on me. Is it around the corner? Oh are you guys the service team? Oh I ruined my own joke. All right well I'm gonna go to sales. You think I'm gonna clear? I'm not gonna clear. I'll come at an angle. It is fun. It's bumpy though. All right gentlemen I'll see you around. Nice car dude. We're matching. Yeah keep working hard maybe someday you can afford one of these. So we got the new meta glasses going to undercover into the dealership. Thank you Jim. These are Jim's. Wish me luck. Oh oh still still practicing. Hello. Hey I uh I have a car outside. I'm wondering if someone can appraise or maybe do a trade. It's a 964 turbo. It looks just like that one. I just texted you. All right. My name is. Yeah you wanna check it out? It's got no miles on it. This thing's like mint. No miles? Yeah it's like brand new. It's a funny video but why why why you bring us in? I mean look stop for a second okay. You've been to private property right? I don't mind you guys doing this. I do stuff on social media. I have a 1.4 million followers right? Good for you dude. But you cannot walk to private property. Laws here protect us from that. You cannot just grab employee on time, come to the private property and do what you do. I'm just saying right? This is my job. I try to help you be nice. You were nice. I appreciate you. I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that. They didn't vibe you like that? It was negative vibation. Yeah it's electric. Sick ass. Thanks man. We just pulled it into the Porsche dealership like as a joke and they just chewed us out. They were talking ----? They were like don't waste our time like that. This thing's so sick. I love that I can lean split even though it feels like I'm in a car. It's like the the benefits of a bike and the benefits of a car all in one. Minus most of the benefits of both. M4 doesn't want to smoke. I mean it's all right the M4 or the G80 but is it a one-on-one mini Porsche? Pulling up on the Roadrunner. Nice bike choice. Man after the dealership experience and then that I don't know how much more I have left in me. You guys need a ride? Yeah hop on. We're out. Hey thank you you too. Quite the day huh? Yeah. Nice car bro. Nice car you too. Thank you. Can I take a picture? You're more than welcome. I love how it's got no a-frame on there dude. Thank you that's my favorite part of the car. It's unbeatable. What is this thing? Does it have a license plate? No but I'm too cute to pull over and I'm too fast. I do feel like the coolest guy in the world right now. Everyone loves it except for the person that should love it the most. Let's see if we can sneak this yellow. Come on. Come on. Come on. Keep it pushing. We're out. We're out. Light work. We're swimming. Mini Porsche for the win. Man there's just Porsches everywhere. It feels like they're copying me. It's the problem with being a trendsetter. Damn it just sticks to the ground so well. Incredible handling. Zero body roll. Drift brake. Roll back's crazy. It goes into a roll back. This is better than being in the street with all those cars. Jim. Jim's good at that dude. It's like he tries to do it. It's definitely not me doing donuts in the street. It's Jim. I'm joining you guys. Okay we got two of the coolest cars in Beverly Hills right here. Yeah. Yeah what's up? I know I'm dressed a little fancy but it's because I'm in my Porsche. You're so welcome. Have a good day guys. Enjoy your trip. I'm gonna go full power and then just pull the handbrake. Oh sh**. Oh and now we're reverse. Jim's picking at beef with this Porsche. Challenge him to a race Jim. I think he said something about your mother. I couldn't. I'm sorry. I couldn't help but make you look bad. I apologize. He's fast on that thing dude. It's 1 30 in the morning and every guy knows when you get a new car on the first night late at night you take it to the gas station and you stare at it. I don't make the rules. I just follow them. Let's get after it. It's like a four mile drive. It's cool to be out at night because there's no one here but the only people out are cops and I don't want them to see me but if I was a cop and I saw me right now I would just think it's entertaining. I wouldn't be like that's a crime even though it is. The crime to my lower back right now. Oh my balls. No f***ing way. We're about two miles in. The pain is subsiding. The headlights are awesome. They really work. This thing desperately needs suspension. Full stop. Full stop. Look at me following all the stop signs. Looking good. Let's get a drink. Should I get a beer? A little medela. Sike. Getting water baby. I gotta go with the Saratoga for the bit. Is that your little car? Yeah. I think it's so funny. It's huge. I'm glad. It's so tiny. Huh? You want to give it a try? Dude I would love to. Hop on in. Yeah. No way. Let's go. They're so cool. Hey look how f***ing dope that is dude. Look how funny that looks just with your head sticking out. It looks so cool seeing someone else ride it. I love it dude. Thank you for letting me drive. You are so welcome. It's funny like they're really not supposed to be in America and I had a question so I messaged the company and they were like how'd you get it and I was like don't worry about it like just answer my question and they were like no how'd you get it so really not supposed to have it but that makes it even cooler. I'm gonna leave before the cops come. Hey dude be safe man. Thank you so much you too. I'll see you around. I'm out. I'm out. In this video we unboxed the only mini Porsche in America and made some new friends and enemies on the way. Right after I jumped through all these hoops to get one to America I believe you can now just order them to the U.S. I don't have a discount code but if you tell them I sent you I'm sure they'll treat you better than any real Porsche dealership. As always thank you so much for watching until the end and stay tuned.