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Whatever, at least we got free pizza. Pepperoni, I love pepperoni. ****! At least clean it off. Hey, how much I owe you? $10.99 plus a $10 tip. That's Juan Carlos. Who's Juan Carlos? That's my high school crush. Oh my god. Okay, freshman class, settle down. We're going to be in roll call. Hola. He's so hot. Who? The new kid. Who? You brushed your teeth. I just ate jerky. Yo, how do I talk to him? Hey you, you're late. Detention. Detention. Wait, I don't get it. Miss, she's cheating. I was just looking at our answers. Detention. I don't want detention, but I think I need it. Ramona, how dare you use Lolo to get ahead? What? Me? Detention. She was the one cheating. You're such an ass. No. This is such a weird country. It's so hard to get detention. Can I go to the bathroom? So you don't want to be here anymore. What? Detention. Ooh. You poured the ooze. Detention. Who threw that? Oh, so you're all tattletales. Everybody detention. Are you kidding me? Yeah, except you. I don't get it. I really don't. Yo, you know I can hear everything you say, right? We went to high school together. Can I just have the pizza? That's embarrassing. I'm going to take it. So, it's a pretty big pizza. I'm hungry. Do you have a girlfriend or something? I'm happy and single. Yep. So what happened to Jennifer? Oh, the super dancer. I can't look on Carlos. What? Do you like him? Yeah, I do. That's disgusting. What do I do? Should I go up to him? No, he has a girlfriend. Are you kidding me? She doesn't even go here. Look, why don't you just wave at him? See what happens. Oh, and there she is. She's hot as hell. There she is. Move, move. She wasn't looking at him. What? No. Oh, so you're insulting me now. What? Let's have a dance battle. I don't dance. My girls against your girls. Who won? You won the dance battle, right? Everyone spread out. She's not listening to me. Okay, **** it. Ladies, let's go. Cue music. Why is nobody on our side? Because we suck. Okay, you know what? You know what? It's our turn now. We're going to do what white chicks do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. White chicks. Okay. Their dance. Okay, cue music. **** the music. Kiss, kiss, arosa, arosa, arosa, arosa. Let's kick it. Oh my God. Ready. You need me? I'm doing it myself. All right. She just wanted to tell you that you were her high school crush. Really? Yeah, you were. No, you weren't. You were. Yeah, you were. Okay, good talk. What are you doing? Why are you giving him a kiss? Merry Christmas. It's been four years. This is the only chance you have. Go talk to her. I just thought I'd talk to someone else. What about the Latinas? No. The punk rockers, they look badass. Yeah. It's summer. No. The tree-drugger. That's my girl. Lolo's the girl for you. Bro, if I go talk to her, she's going to punch me in the face, then kick my balls, and then make this weird indie dance. What? Shut up. Watch me get her best friend real quick. You ready for this? Yeah. I'm going to show you how it's done. Let's dance. Yeah, we'll deliver pizza. Cute outfit. Yeah, we look tight. What's up, girl? I've been checking you out for four years. Four years? Four years. Now you want to tell me that you're checking me out? You asshole. You're a piece of ----. Four years later, now you want to one-door fight your ---- head. What is that? Edward, look at her. Oh, that's new. Lolo! I think I found my soulmate! Lolo! Oh my god. Hey! Wait. Lolo. I forgot to tell you something. You're also my high school crush. Go ghetto! Go! I'm having an allergic reaction. What are you allergic to? Peanuts. Peanuts? I don't ******* play. Ouch!