Captain Sparklefingers _ Shazam! [4k, HDR]

Oh, right! Hey, yo! Back! Oof! Hyper speed jet! I... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I thought you were the one who was screaming. I doused you with pepper spray. Smart move! Yeah, hey, yeah, Mr. Mugger Guy, give the old lady her purse back! Um, I'm your age, and he didn't get a chance to take it because I didn't let him take it. Good, yeah, good. You're really on top of this stuff. And that should teach you that old ladies, regular-aged ladies like yourself, don't need your protecting, right? So get woke, bro! I'm sorry. Who are you? His name is Thundercrack! Hero to the people, with all the power and speed of lightning all in one! Dude, that sounds like a butt thing. Yeah. Mr. Philadelphia! That's a cream cheese thing, dude! Power Boy! You get all the powers, because sometimes pepper spray can't protect against evil! Power Boy, do you know this child? Like, like a teeny little bit, really. I don't really know. Yeah, he's like my manager. He's like a little miniature manager. I'm his manager. That, uh, you know, but Power Boy's not gonna work either, okay? So work on something else. Hey, hey, hey, but look at... Electricity manipulation, hyperspeed, super strength! Dude, you're stacked! You're almost as cool as Superman, almost! I didn't see you. I don't know what just happened here. I don't wanna know. Just don't hurt me. Oh, no, no, no, I'm not doing it for the money. Thank you for your kind donation. No, no, no, no, but if you ever need any more help, just look for the superhero that still can't walk. Forget flying, man. We just made 73 bucks! 73 bucks? Come on! Hey, wait a minute. I just got an idea. I'd like to purchase some of your finest beer, please. I don't know about this. I mean, we don't have a fake ID. Freddy, Freddy, would you relax? Look at me. I am the fake ID. Everything from the register! Go, go! Now! Come on! We don't have any time! Let's go! This is your chance. Oh, I don't understand. Come on, come on, come on! Let's do this! Gentlemen, why use guns when we can handle this like real men? Benny, look out! Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity! I'm a bulletproof. Today is December 8th, and this is video proof of authenticity. Shoot him again. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here, here. Go. Both of you, come on. Go to town. We still don't know if the shoot is bulletproof or if you are. Shoot him in the face. Shoot me in the face! In the face? It kind of tickles. You're dead. Sorry about your window, but you're welcome for not getting robbed. Hey, it's the fighting bad guys. That tastes like actual vomit. You know, having your jerky and eating enough of it, it can burn a hole in your stomach. Worth it. Yeah. Probably not you, though. Probably got stomach superpowers. Probably. Oh, hey, what's up? I'm a superhero. Yeah, his name is Captain Sparklefingers. No, it's not. No, it's not. That's not my name. Hey, we should hang out. We're like the same age. Oh, oh, oh, coming up. Hey, wait up! Man, it's a pretty sick view. I totally get why Rocky was training so hard to get up here. Dude, I like you like this. This is so cool. I mean, no offense, but like, like at first you were kind of like the opposite of how, of how a dog is. A dick? You weren't. Not lying. Yeah.