Matt Rife Crowd Work Highlights 2025 _ Funniest Audience Roasts _ Reactions!

I look like a fuckboy, and everyone has been thinking that the whole time that I've been up here. This is so shitty. Like just because of my dumbass bone structure, people immediately... So judgmental. Just off the bat, you look like the kind of guy who would like **** a girl and not call her the next day. Like that's so not the case, okay? I'm such an emotional bitch, you have no idea, okay? Like I really feel like I'm Noah from the notebook, but like my beard comes in patchy, you know what I mean? Like, I'm built for this. Too emotional. Like yeah, I might **** you and not call you the next day, because I'm busy planning our wedding, alright? Do you understand? Do you understand how much work goes into our day? Bitch, it's not just about you. Do you even know where to get doves? They're not on Amazon Prime. They're not. I like that, bro. Girls really care about that, Jack. Can you believe that? It doesn't matter who you are or what you're really like if you got the wrong birthday. Isn't that crazy? Something you got no control over. You have no say in that. It doesn't matter who you are. Jesus could come back. Just... Woo! What's up, girl? I'm Jesus Christ. And girls would still be like, yeah, we know. Your birthday's December 25th. You're a Capricorn. My ex is a Capricorn. Won't make that mistake again. I'm literally walking on water right now. Yeah, he was a show-off, too. Like, I feel like it's getting so out of hand. Women's gonna start holding in their babies longer, so they're not born in certain months. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. My baby will not be a Leo. Your water just broke. You know who else is broke? His daddy, who is also a Leo. Get out of here, man. You know who that is? I was like, yeah. I have a right arm. I know who that is. He's, like, totally fangirling now. He's like, will you take a picture for me? I was like, come on, don't be that dude. He's like, please, people, please. Fine, whatever. Hands me his phone, runs over to her, asks for a picture. She's very polite. You know, yeah, of course. Puts her arm around his waist. They're posing. I got the camera. One, two, three. Take the picture. He's like, you want one? I was like, of course. I go over. My roommate has the camera. She puts her arm around my waist. We're posing. My roommate has the camera. He's counting down. One, two, three. And on three, as he flashes the camera, she leans in and kisses me right on the cheek. And my roommate loses ----. It's like, oh, the coolest ---- ever. But, like, I've seen her work. So I'm like, oh. I can be the most depressed. Just in my bed, bawling my eyes out. People are like, what could you possibly be so upset about, huh? I bet you're just swimming in pussy. It's like, yeah. But, you know what I'm not swimming in? Self-confidence. Okay, security. Someone who listens to me, alright? I can't even hang myself, because my jawline will cut the **** out. I'm just on the ground, handsome. Nobody's taking my payroll seriously. People are just like, yeah, he looks so good in a suit. I should have this on when he was alive. No sun can be for pretty people, man, so think about that. Next time you're in bed sad, crying your eyes out, just bawling, your friends are by your bedside. They're like, oh my god, are you okay? What can we do to make you feel better? Are you alright? Just remember, it means you're ugly. I was texting with this girl, and I could see where she was going with it, but it was just kind of rude of her to assume. I was texting with this girl, and she goes, I'm only 103 pounds, you can throw me around. I responded, as a dude, I was like, that's right. But on the inside, I was like, that's more than you think it is. Like, come on, back me up on this, right? 103 pounds, sure, that's a small person, but *******, you lift 103 pounds. Maybe I would even lift it up, you know what I'm talking about? 13 years, sir, how many times should I feed you up? Not once, right? **** her up on her back. 103? I haven't done a deadlift since 10th grade. Now I'm ******* using it on your leg day? Now I gotta ******* use one of those weight-trainer vests that Mexicans wear to gym tonight, Lisa? Yo, Mexicans need to be able to do an all-arms, and a whole back brace. They need to fight with their jeans on. I don't qualify to sell my sperm, because I have, I guess what they would call, dumb cum. That's probably not on paper anywhere, that's probably not the real term for it, but meaning I don't qualify to sell my sperm because I don't have a college degree. I didn't go to college, therefore I don't qualify to sell my sperm. You have to go to college and get a degree to sell your sperm. Did you guys know this? No, nobody did, because that's a ******* ridiculous requirement. I have to get a college degree to, uh, into a cup? Are you kidding me? It's, no, it's bullshit, okay? Because it's not the same, it's not the same standards for the women going to buy the sperm, by the way. They can be as dumb as they want. Do you have any idea how many women I've came inside who can barely read? Let alone went to college, Ms. Goody-Two-Shoes. Picture the number one person you could imagine who shouldn't have, like, 30 tigers. That's him. He's this guy, he's got, like, a ******* blonde mullet and a goatee and, like, 60 earrings on both ears. He's got a gun and kind of, like, a little gimp leg, and he's got a Prince Albert dick piercing that he brings up an uncomfortable amount of times throughout the show. He's got this little, like, high, raspy voice. His name is Joe Exotic. Yeah. Best stripper name ever. And, yeah, he's got the gun, and he's *******, he's so gay and so redneck. He's the most American person I've ever seen in my entire life. He's God's greatest cartoon character. He's an explosion of entertainment. He's like the Freddie Mercury of swamp people. Like, he's just, he's like a Roman candle fucked a Slim Jim. He's got dressed up. That's nice. Except for you. He's going for a pick-up game, and he's got a full-on Amboy shorts on right now. I could make an OnlyFans. You are not gonna manage a goddamn thing. You couldn't, you couldn't manage to put on pants. You think I'm gonna let you manage my career? After this, we go to the dentist, bro. Me and you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Real quick. No, no, no, that doesn't do justice. You gotta stand on the chair so they can see the whole ass thing. And he's looking like a normal person. He's like, I sell houses, I sell crack. One step up is one step up. You sell both? Yeah. Crack, houses, boom. I love you, man, but, damn, this is an event? I predominantly only date older women. Sometimes I got kids, which means they got snacks. I know I look like every fuckboy ever, but I do identify as an ugly person, so that's why I like the masks. I can walk into any Starbucks with my mask on. They would just think I'm any random lesbian. I want you to rage into the night. I want you to blaze into the light. Before your final flight. White people are like PC gladiators. Just, are you not outraged? They're like, oh, well, why don't you hang out a little bit? Girls really care about that, Jack. Can you believe that? It doesn't matter who you are or what you're really like if you got the wrong birthday. Isn't that crazy? Something you got no control over. You have no say in that. It doesn't matter who you are. Jesus could come back. What's up, girl? I'm Jesus Christ. And girls would still be like, yeah, we know. Your birthday's December 25th. You're a Capricorn. My ex is a Capricorn. Won't make that mistake again. I'm literally walking on water right now. Yeah, he was a show-off too. I feel like it's getting so out of hand. Women are just going to start holding in their babies longer so they're not born in certain months. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. My baby will not be a Leo. Your water just broke. You know who else is broke? His daddy, who is also a Leo. Get out of here. This is my favorite show. Reach it. He just wants to play X-Files. Be more fun. It's hard to play Fortnite when you get your dicks up, dude. It's yummy. We like to watch you gamers. Hold on. You like watching other people play video games? Watching people play video games, though, that's something I can't wrap my head around. Me? Well, I guess it makes sense. We watch porn. We wouldn't watch somebody watch porn, right? That's like next level sad, right? I guess that would be the comparison, wouldn't it? Watching somebody play a video game would be the same as watching somebody watch porn. Damn, he really going in while they going in. Damn. Are you seeing anybody right now? Yeah. How's that going? I made it a point to keep my happiness to myself. The streets will never know. Why can't you just be happy? Because, dog, that's what happened to you last time. Literally, literally comes a DCN crowd in December, like glowing about this new girl. Glowing. The crowd starts booing him. They're like, Boo! Don't talk about your love! And then he FaceTimed his girl. Like, at that time on that show, I was so in love with this girl. Everybody was like, you don't love this girl. But it's crazy how much changes in time because at that time I FaceTimed her. She answered, of course. And in front of like 250 people, I was like, I love you. And she was like, I love you too. And then the crowd was kind of like, Ah, okay. And now, she blocked my number. And you're still like, Yeah! We need to recreate. Okay, good. Your building's falling apart like my life. What are you dressed for? They're comfortable. They're comfortable? No, they're not. Are you kidding me? No? What size are they? 11 and a half. Actually, let me try them on. I can't not, I can't not wear these shoes, man. Just to reiterate. This boy got on the Mayflower Force. Bro, I can't lie. I just feel racist in these. There's something about DC I just want to be like, Get to work! I don't even know who I'm talking to. I don't even, it's not too many, buddy. I feel like these shoes come with land, you know what I mean? You're just missing a buckle. You're dressed like a hip-hop pilgrim. So y'all met in Real? I'm pretty sure, I've never been to Real in a time, but like, I feel like y'all are not supposed to **** other people when you're in Real. I just feel like that's probably like rule number two. Don't do drugs, don't **** drugs. I know this is a very personal question, but can I ask what you were in rehab for? A couple other things in alcohol. A couple other things in alcohol? Was one of them *******? I hate to tell you, it's not out of your system. I hate to tell. It's a pretty lateral line from black toe heroin to black dick. Isn't this crazy? Guys! Come on! What do you want me to say? You're a lovely couple, I wish nothing but nice, good things for you guys at all times. Is that funny to you guys? There was one I came across a couple weeks ago, not literally. Poor, poor choice of words. I'm scrolling, scrolling, looking for a new one. You know, you've seen it. And I finally ******* find one, but I don't recognize the ******* thumbnail for it. So I'm like, alright, click on it. And let me just start this with like, I don't know how to cook at all. Not a ******* clue. Wouldn't even attempt it. I know nothing about cooking. So the video starts off as this dude, the camera, POV angle, right? Let's not be ******* children, you know what that means. It's his point of view the entire time. And the video starts out with his POV of him cooking eggs, right? And I can't cook eggs. Have never tried to cook eggs, but like, this wasn't it. You know what I mean? Like, he's ******* these eggs up for like five to six minutes. And I'm just like, how long is he gonna go? So for like five to six minutes, he's ******* these eggs up. And then like his stepdaughter like comes around the corner of the kitchen and is like, Ron, I really need my permission slip, sign to go on this field trip. So he's just like, **** you, how bad do you want to go to the zoo? So she just starts sucking his dick because how else do you get to the zoo? So for the next 15 to 20 minutes, it's just him panning back and forth between her sucking his dick and him ******* up these eggs. He cooked them the whole time. I had to watch just to be like, is it an omelet? Like how far is he gonna ******* go? Huge ****, man. How long y'all been together? Married four years. Married four years? That's ******* awesome, man. Where'd y'all meet? We met because of non-profit. You met because of non-profit? Non-profit. You got charity for us? That's amazing. He calls our period the Red Cross. She's beautiful. That's one, the March of Dimes. Am I right? Let's go. You guys have children? Yeah. Nice, you donated sperm. That's great. Really doing your part. Four years ago, met at the non-profit. That's ******* awesome. Are you guys from here? No. No, where from? She's from California. I'm from Europe. From all directions. I thought you had a little bit of an accent. You sounded like an anime. You said from Poland? From a Polish sausage? That's what's up. We're known for that. What are you, 6'3"? 6'4"? 6'5"? 6'6"? No, shut up, dude. Stand up. I've gotta see this though. What the ****, dude? I thought you were more of a bitch and not a butt. He stood up and I was like... What's it like sucking dick standing up? That's the worst. This is every anniversary. What are some red flags for a guy? Children. What'd you say? Children. Children? Yeah, don't **** those. Pretty good red flag. Next. I don't even want to dive into that. Sounds like somebody learned a lesson hardwood. Sound like you got a basement just like this. I believe I can Creep. I assume you meant when a guy has children. Is that correct? Thank God. Why is that a red flag to you? I think she feels about you. Have you dated a guy with kids? **** no. Then how do you know it's not bad? Wow. Yeah, they just got there. I mean, he just bust like nine months ago. What's your name? Jack. Great to meet you, Jack. Where are you from? From Africa? Oh, ****. God, it was crazy. Like, we don't need any more black people. We got the main one. Trade from Africa? Holy ----. Are you single? Married? Oh, ----. Where's she at? Is she really in here? You're not single? Don't. She works here. No way. Are you serious? Where's Jack's wife? What's her name? Kimberly. Hey, yo, Kim! Kimberly! Oh, ----. Oh, can I see Kimberly? She's been taking care of you all weekend. But Kimberly, don't be in front of your family. Oh, my God. You been having tequila banana milk? Alright, so for Christmas I really wanted Matt Rife but since I couldn't have him I got a cameo instead. And I thought that I would share it with everyone because it's honestly the greatest thing ever. Best $50 I ever spent, you know? It's been a big over here. All I asked for in the cameo was for him to roast the **** out of me. And he did. And I loved it. So without further ado, here's the video. Also, Matt Rife, please reschedule your Rosemont, Illinois show in May. Your girl wants to see it. Oh, God. I don't want to roast you, Madeline. You're beautiful. Has anyone ever told you you look like Meghan Trainor? Sorry, you look like Meghan needs a trainer? No, you really are beautiful. And I love your nose ring, especially because it's the only ring you're ever going to get. I wish you and your 47 cats the merriest of Christmases. I hope I get to meet you next year. Good luck on your writing. Maybe start with a diet plan. Would be nice. And I'm sorry I'm being a dick right now, but I'm sure this is as much dick as you've ever gotten. Do you have light-up shoes? I do. Why? They're so bright. You're welcome. What's that? I said you're welcome. You said you're welcome? Yeah, thank you for bringing Christmas lights on your feet. I appreciate that. If you click your heels together three times, you go back to Dayton. How cute is that? Can I see it? Can I see it so they understand? Are you able to take one of them off? Or both? Forever? Look at this kiosk ************ right here. You buy these at the same kiosk you can get your phone screen fixed for $7.99. You got those on Amazon? Give them back. Free return policy. What's your shirt say? Put your balls all over me. It's Christmas. I feel like you can't wait to have your chimney come down. That's what I feel like. Oh my god. It's been a hard year? It feels like you've learned nothing. What? Did you say I had my whore phase in the Marines? Yeah, that's what I want my soldiers doing. How'd you get those hostages back? Well... Soldiers or Army? Marines or Marines? Well, those shoes are awful regardless. Those can't be service mandatory. What did you do in the Marines besides suck dick? Circumcise. Oh, it's Semper Fi. Sorry, sorry. Different one. Sorry. I'm from Saudi Arabia. You're from Saudi Arabia? Yeah. Welcome to Ohio. Is this your first time in Columbus? Sorry. Oh, you guys are from Cleveland? Oh, never mind. Enjoy Columbus. That's so much better. Our crack is pure. He misses Saudi Arabia so much he came all the way to Cleveland to find some bomb ass pussy. Isn't that crazy? How's the comedy scene in Saudi Arabia? Do people laugh? Yeah. Mostly the men? Women. I didn't get your names. I'm so sorry. I'm Kaylee. Kaylee and what? Okay, I'm going to make it easy. Make it easy for me. Let's go. Like saying dude but you're going to add W. Like dude but with a W. Wadood. It means the most lover in Arabic. It means the most lover? Aww. You big dick slinger are you? You and your weapon of mass destruction. He's so cute. Do you want to know my full name? I want to know your full name more than anything. You going to take a note? No, I got it. It's all up here, dog. If someone said I'm going to give it whatever they want. Really? You'll give me whatever I want if I can pronounce your name correctly? Will you give me whoever I want? You can't do that here Wadood. You can't do that. You can't just be giving people away. Okay? Anymore. Hey guys. We haven't always been a cool country. Okay? Alright Wadood. Lay it on me, dog. Yo, somebody put this ************ in reverse. Did y'all hear that ----? Sounds like somebody rewound this ************. It sounds like he was like I'm new here. I love America. Cleveland is awesome. Columbus is so much better. Take it back one more time. Wadood. That was more confusing than your name was to be honest. That was far more confusing. I love you, dog. I really do. Pleasure to meet you too. What'd you say? Well, it's my pleasure to meet you too. Aw, you said it so right for me. He said it with like a strong accent at first, but then he went it is my pleasure to meet you too. It's like when I turn on the Siri real quick. You're a cool ass dude. Columbus, we gotta get out of here. I know, I know. Someday he's gonna catch a flight. Way over here. Jimmy. Did you know that it's Black History Month? You did know that. Have you learned anything yet? No? Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Does anybody have a black history fact or statistic that would... Oh, let's hear this white girl. What was it? What do you got? What's that? He invented the super soaker? No way. Wasn't it Lonnie what? What is it? Lonnie Johnson. That sounds like every cornerback. I used to love the super soaker, man. Okay, that's a good one. What's another one? The same guy invented the Nerf gun? I mean, if they're gonna keep shooting each other I'm not gonna be safe. **** y'all, dude. That's a good joke, man. Can we end on a fun third? Does anybody have another one? Nope. Not looking good, Connecticut. We've heard enough. What's that? Black History Month used to only be a week long and then a president changed it to make it the whole month. The shortest month. Do you know what president it was? You don't remember? I do wanna know this, actually. Bro. Yup. I was gonna give it a second. I was gonna say the same thing, bro. I was gonna act like I was Googling for 10 seconds. Lonnie Johnson. ****. Oh, man. Jimmy. Did you know that it's Black History Month? You did know that. Have you learned anything yet? No? Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Does anybody have a black history fact or statistic that would... Oh, let's hear this white girl. What was it? What do you got? What's that? He invented the super soaker? No way. Wasn't it Lonnie what? What is it? Lonnie Johnson. That, bro. That sounds like every cornerback. I used to love the super soaker, man. That's a good one. What's another one? The same guy invented the Nerf gun? I mean, if they're gonna keep shooting each other I'm not gonna be safe. **** y'all, dude. That's a good joke, man. Dude, can we end on a fun third? Does anybody have another one? Nope. Not looking good, Connecticut. We've heard enough. What's that? Black History Month used to only be a week long and then a president changed it to make it the whole month. The shortest month. Do you know what president it was? You don't remember? I do wanna know this, actually. Bro! Yup. I was gonna give it a second. I was gonna say the same thing, bro. I was gonna act like I was Googling for ten seconds. Lonnie Johnson! ****! Oh, man. It's both snakeskin? Python? **** yeah. None of those gardener snake bitches. These are coupled up obviously matching. Nice. How long? Five years. Where'd you meet? In North Carolina. In North Carolina? That's specific. Where? You met at a bar? I was... underage and drunk. Hey, stop talking. Stop talking. Stop talking. Under 21. Okay. You almost ruined the show. He approached you or you approached him? I don't remember. You don't remember? Also not a good sign. What do you guys do? Basket weaver. Basket weaver? What the ****? You married to a ******* hunter-gatherer? What the ****? You work for the ******* Easter money, dog? That's actually how he got her at the bar. He just laid down a trail of eggs. And then he had one of those big picnic baskets up on a stick like this and then she went underneath it and he went, ah, got her. Like a ******* Looney Tune. How long you been doing that for? Five years. Five years? Did she take your ******* manhood, dog? What did you do beforehand? Work at a steel mill? Coal mines. Coal mines? Are you serious? And made you start weeping baskets. Sorry. Do you like it? Come on, man. It's just us. You enjoy the job? It's fine? What would you like to do if you could do anything in the entire world? Any job? Fly a helicopter. Fly a helicopter? Interesting. I used to love helicopters but I'm also a Lakers fan. And you know what's fucked up? He's wearing a black mambo on his feet. Could I see one of the boots? Are you able to take one of them off? It's the real deal, man. This is the real ----. Smell his boot. What the ****'s wrong with you, man? Jesus Christ. This is stupid. I was thinking about whatever. But as we know there's a reason you put up with crazy ---- in a relationship, right? Pussy. Yup. I can't see you but I want to believe that was God. You know what I mean? I'm 52. You're 52? Who are you here with, man? My wife. Oh, ----. 17 years. 17 years? What's your name, man? Troy. Great to meet you, Troy. I have a 16-year-old daughter. Why are you telling me that? That seemed like a setup, didn't it? What's up? I'm Troy. I've been married 17 years. I have a 16-year-old daughter. Don't mind the math on that. Definitely got married to the force. But she's fine as **** and ready to mingle. Why do you, like, why do you pitch your family like it's the beginning of an episode of Next on MTV? Remember that ----? What's up? I'm Troy. I'm 52. I love pussy. And I got married because she got pregnant. What would you say is the key to keeping things fresh and exciting after 17 years, though? Space. Space? I know she means, like, personal space, but I want to believe, like, they only jerk off to, like, videos of the Milky Way. You know what I mean? Like, they just **** to, like, audiobooks by Neil deGrasse Tyson. Like, nah, you ever **** to space? I don't want to hear about your wife's black holes, dog. I'm alright. It's for you. It's a Build-A-Bear. That's for me? What is it? It's a Build-A-Bear. You got me a Build-A-Bear? Yeah. Why? It's a voice message, too, in it. It has a voice message? From your show where you said if someone got you a Build-A-Bear. Oh my god. So I did a TikTok one time where the girl in the audience was saying it was a red flag that a guy brought her a Build-A-Bear on a first date. And I had said in the video, I was like, I would love if somebody brought me a Build-A-Bear. So you brought me one? Yeah. I gotta do more jokes about getting my dick sucked. I really gotta. ****, man. What am I doing with all this cute ----? Oh god. Thanks, I guess. This is so sweet. Thank you. Oh, your numbers are on here. It might still happen. We can use them for clean up. Can I take them out of here? Yeah. This is so cute. Aww. You didn't really, you didn't spring to get him any clothes? That's kind of the whole, you didn't really build the bear. You're just trying to, kind of just, looks like you stole one. Guys. There's a voicemail. There's a voicemail one? Yeah, you press his paw. Press his paw? What if I press it and she's like, I want you to **** my boy. It might be the other one. That sucks. I can't lie. That's, that's not incredibly audible, but it's a thought that counts. Thank you so much. This is, this is one of the sweetest, laziest gifts in the world. Thank you. Back in there you go. There we go. I'm from like the middle of Missouri, a place called St. Clair, Missouri, which means, thank, really? You're the only one that got out. Oh my gosh. If there's a tractor parked out front, I'm like, ah, I know her. This is my security in case any of y'all on your Will Smith ---- right now, like getting offended running up on stage. Keep my wife's name out your ******* hands. Nevermind. Whatever. That's such a cool skill, man. This is like you solving imaginary Rubik's cubes. Just killing ----. Is, uh, anybody gay? Anybody at all? Anybody, anybody in the vicinity? I know you good with your hands, dog. I know it, dog. I know it. This man will jerk you off with a poem. Oh my God. You're so sweet. I've just never been in this position before. This is so much fun. Oh, the sacrifice. The ****? Did my interpreter just get gentrified? I don't understand. Who, um, who are you signing for? I don't even know. No, it is not you, bitch. You've been here on the whole show for sure. You make us wish we were all deaf, to be honest. You don't sound deaf at all. This just seems so extra. What was your name? Nicole. Great to meet you, Nicole. How did you, um, how did you hear about the show? Um, ****. No, no, no, no, no. Nice to meet you guys. This is so exciting. Thanks for coming. I just wanted to know. Sounds like you don't need to be here, to be honest. Let's everybody be nice. Especially you, feisty. I like your energy a lot. I'll come back there and take your ******* batteries out. I swear to God. I'll turn you off. Alright. Y'all gotta chill the **** out, man. If I have her sign something, will you relay it verbally? Uh, sure. Alright. You didn't know this was Deaf Comedy Jam, did you? You didn't know. First off, no, you're not a church. I am sorry, but I know what I look like, okay? I'm acutely aware. If I come up here with an acoustic guitar, it's over. Yeah. How great is our God? Like, you can, you guys can see it. I get it. There's also police officers here. I met a, uh... Officer Swindell. Did you meet Officer Swindell? Oh, is that his wife? Oh, man. He said you take forever to calm. He said that before the show. And he dared me that I wouldn't say it at the show. You seriously gotta work on that. That's his trigger finger. And it really, like, he's gotta... Oh, man. Now, he said you guys have great sex. He said he beats it up like you fit a description. He really does. He said sometimes he lets her wear the bulletproof vest and everything. They roleplay. She puts on the bulletproof vest and then she's a teacher. Sorry, I'm not one of your students. My bad. Sorry about that. That's not even the last school shooting joke of the show. I lived in a crematory. You lived in a crematory? My old apartment was a crematory. Pennsylvania had Why do you know that? Who the **** just knows that statistic? Nerd. It's right next to a nursing home? The convenience. Beth. There's a cemetery by the children's hospital? Come on, Pennsylvania. Have a ******* heart, man. You do not put a cemetery next to a ******* children's hospital. You put it next to the school. I told you there was one more. I ******* told y'all, man. I didn't know where or how it was gonna go. But we *******, we found it. Alright, that's the last one. Probably. I don't know.