13 Going on 30 (2004) | Thriller Dance Scene | Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo

Tom Tom! Oh God, no one's called me that since I had my nose job. You had a nose job? Yeah, and yours is better. Anything to drink, ladies? Uh, an apple martini. Can I have a lemonade, please? Oh wait, make it a piña colada, not virgin. Do you want to see my ID? Totally have it. There you two are. You do seem very nice. Sort of a dangerous mermaid look. And you! Bobby meets Britney. And you look just scrumdiddlyumptious. I know, I mean, thank you. I mean, everybody Wayne Chung tonight, right? Thank you. Keeping that on, you copy? It's 11 o'clock on a school night and I'm at a party. It's so cool. It's 11 o'clock and people are leaving. This is a disaster. It is? Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here? Who? Sparkles editor-in-chief Trish Stackett. 12 o'clock and headed our way. Hi girls. Our J. Lo wish you was selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing? Oh my God, Trish, our thing's so bad. You had to come to our party to eat some free food. Please, put some crab in your purse for later. You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. Or maybe you could just change the name to something more appropriate, like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic. You know what? You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all. Well, fortunately, I don't care about being liked. I care about winning. This is delicious. Ladies, do I smell? Do I have bad breath? Am I malodorous in any way? No. Because people seem to be running for the exit like someone set off a giant stink bomb. I don't smell anything. I think that he means the party is a stinker. A dud, a flop, a zero on a scale of one to ten. Maybe if somebody played something other than this, something with a melody. Honey, play whatever you want to. All I know is for those people who don't start dancing really, really soon, here's to early retirement. Yippee. Hey. Come here. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. No way. Come on. No way. Are you crazy? Wait, don't.