Fine… I’ll do it myself | Defenders scoring CRAZY goals | Premier League

Bumps from the Everton Blue! Oh, what a goal that was! Had a look, had a hit! Oh! Rudiger has a go, let's fly. And scores a magnificent goal. Oh, my word, that came completely out of the blue. Daniel Agger with a barnstormer to make it three. Well, finally, he's found a shooting boot. The back four really can't come towards him. Well, he's a long way out, that's a superb strike. Zofia, who won the corner, is the man who'll take it. We are in the 87th minute. Left by Cameron, then away by Shadi Adam. It's Lothar! Oh, what a goal! Matt Lothar, fast and vivid! He might have won it! And it could be a huge moment in their survival fight! Back to Davies again, Myhill back on his feet. Lifted in towards Crouch. Oh, centre-back's attacked it. Johnson. Worth a go! Oh! What a stunning goal! Glenn Johnson with an absolute beauty! His first at Bratton Park, and one he'll never forget. Diaby, Fabregas, Vermaelen. Going for that shot again! Oh! Absolutely stunning! And he is carving out a real reputation for himself as the ultimate goal-scoring centre-back. Baines. Oh! Wigan are back in front. And Leighton Baines has put them there. Out of the blue, Dawson heads away clearly, and then Baines goes for a chance. I don't think Robinson could have done much about that. That was fierce, that was well hit. Mills for Manchester City, going for it! Oh, and going for it in real style! Fantastic goal! Danny Mills seeing a little bit of space, deciding there hadn't been enough shots today, for sure there hadn't. Top corner, no chance. Saha. Scholes. And John O'Shea can finish it here. That's lovely! It's Manchester United's night at Highbury. Is that the goal that confirms that Arsenal will not be retaining their title, and that Manchester United will race Chelsea to the wire? Past Fowlin. Gary Cahill! A quite brilliant goal from Gary Cahill! And Bolton lead right at the end of the first half. Murphy for Koncheski. Koncheski. Oh, that is quite stunning! Paul Koncheski scores a magnificent goal! The former Hammer, hammers one in against them at Upton Park. Arsenal won't mind who gets it, even Winterberg who doesn't score too often, but has just scored now, a goal he'll never forget. Nigel Winterberg's first goal for 18 months has surely secured victory for Arsenal. It's come from the unlikeliest source. A second Chelsea goal would do a lot. Belletti! Oh, my word, what a goal! What a strike that is! It is a fantastic, rapier-like hit from Giuliano Belletti. That is a special goal. And Martina. Oh, how about that! Martina, on his full Premier League debut, with a magical blast from distance, that gives Southampton an improbable lead. Sterling wriggling. Aguero. This could open up for Kyle Walker! Oh, wow! That is a fizz up! A whiz-bang goal from the Manchester City full-backs. And the champions have their lead back. Here's Bale, on towards Jan Vertonghen. Lovely touch, lovely goal! How about that from Jan Vertonghen? Well, if this had been the other way around, you could have called it. I mean, you would have expected Bale to be on the end of this, but it's Vertonghen who gets there. Absolutely incredible goal. Touch is good, the finish is exquisite. It's the sort of thing Gareth Bale's been doing all season. On this occasion, it's Jan Vertonghen. Oh, and seeing the goalkeeper off his line! Goodness me! What an amazing goal! Mino Figueroa with an exceptional goal! That is truly special. That is unbelievable, this. And what an execution that is. No flag against Christian Atsut. Willems making his way forward. It's a spectacular goal! A goal in the top corner and out of the top draw from Yedro Willems. Well, I think even Alexander-Arnold thought when he faced him that, you know, he wouldn't be able to produce that power. I think in here that, well, if he comes inside, he's not really going to be able to find anything significant. Well, think again, because this is absolutely stunning from Willems. There's Valencia! Oh! My, my, my! Well, he doesn't score many, but he's just scored a Worldie. Gosling again. And Charlie Daniels! That's fabulous! We'll be talking about that for a generation and more. That was a wonder strike. It's a corner. The Anton Ferdinand. Nehemi having to beat one of his own players. Gets the punch. Oh, my goodness! Anton Ferdinand! There's a message for West Ham and also to brother Rio. That's an astonishing goal. Oh, my word! What a goal! What a strike! Talk about great technique and athleticism to get his body into that shape and react to that situation. Well, this is a fair old distance. Might be right in the top of his locker this one, but will he take it on? He's capable. We've seen that before. Very capable indeed! My word! What a strike by Leighton Baines! A sensational free kick to bring Everton level. Well, I was about to say, he's very ambitious taking it on from there. I said it was right in the top of his locker and he's gone right on the top shelf and pulled this one out. This is absolutely phenomenal. Chopper closest to the ball. Alex preparing a long run. It's one or the other. And it is pretty well plumb centre. Alex! Wow! Thunderous thump from Alex! All three points for Chelsea. No one is stopping that! Ian Hart. Can he give Leeds some hope? Oh, yes he can! What about that? I think Vartis got a hand to it but couldn't keep it out. Ziga has been known to blast a few from this range. Christian Ziga does just that! Oh, wow! What a stunner! And what a start for Spurs! It's Christian Ziga with a glorious goal. Well, it would have to be some strike from this distance. Will it be teed up for Alex to hit? Oh, wonderful! Absolutely stunning! And the Brazilian gets his first goal for Chelsea in the most remarkable fashion. It's going to need something. A little bit of something special from someone. Someone like Mata, someone like Hazard. They've got their two banks. David Luiz! The vault! It's outrageous from David Luiz! I was just saying, it needs something special because Fulham have got their two banks of four. It goes to David Luiz and he's hit an absolute thunderbolt. What a fantastic strike. Arisa can crack one with the left foot as we've seen already this season. The young Norwegian still arguing about the ten yards. Fortune needs to watch his step. It's going to be Arisa! Oh, what a goal! What a fantastic goal from John Arne Arisa! Suarez pushed that away to Raphael! It's an absolute showstopper! You can't save those. Raphael with a screamer! Well, I don't think you're going to see a better strike this season. What an absolutely wonderful strike. It's the visitors' first corner of the afternoon and they've opted to go short with it. Andy Reid just caught by a well-timed warm-up challenge. Edmund, going to go for the long shot. Oh, what a goal! What a brilliant goal! Leaves Jürgen Zidudek standing. Here's Rhys James, going to try his luck. Oh, what a goal from him! Absolute firecracker from Rhys James. No way in the world any goalkeeper is stopping that. We've even got Albert coming forward now. Oh, what about that? What an outrageous goal by Philippe Albert! Well, I don't know about Newcastle, it's Manchester United on Skid Row today. Magnificent. Lallana aimed at Benteke, came down for Scott! Wow! He has lashed it home! And Liverpool have won it, in style! That's absolutely thundered home. He smashed it, Skirtle. This is an absolute bluter for Martin Skirtle. It's a back-off, Milner, cleared by Barts. And that's a good effort. Oh, what a strike! Pamero! An unbelievable strike from the Frenchman. Well, we think there's no danger at all when this ball lands at the left foot of Pamero. Not his stronger one. 30 yards out, well, unstoppable. Here's Steven Karr. Karr, with a really wonderful strike! That was magnificent. It's only the third goal of Steven Karr's Tottenham career. His first Chelsea goal, and it's a stunner. It seemed to completely catch Rui Patricio, and Chelsea hit the front. Luka Milivojevic. Now Lothan, with Dartforth and right back from here, when he's brushed off by Anhalt. Picks out Rodriguez. Lothan's there again! What a volley! And what a superb goal by Matt Lothan! Just after half-time, Burnley have a three-goal lead. And Matt Lothan caught that wonderfully well. Over the head of Phillips, it came back to him! Good chance for a handball in there somewhere as well. Oh, what a goal that was! An amazing strike by young Cahill. His first ever as an Aston Villa player. And what a moment, and what a way to score it. What a goal. Very acrobatic for a centre-half. Not the kind of goal you'd have expected him to score, Alan, I'm sure. Fantastic technique. Villa 2-1. Here's McKeevy. Out by Lovren. And front-back in by Bill Jagielka. From the Everton blue. A rocket of a derby goal. Stunning equaliser. 91 minutes. Sensational. Kompany. Had a look, had a hit! Oh! That's a fantastic celebration for a goal from his wildest dreams!