Best Talking Dog Hammy Compilation (April 2025)

Step right up! What's up? Olivia, you can't open a petting zoo. Why not? You need animals. Sure do! Roar! Fanny, Fanny. Are you charging people? Bird you! Tooth rat! Iceberg! It's a lion! Say something! What? Oh. Panda was a good toy. He's not a toy! Right. Panda was a friend to many. No! Just me! He loved me! We were best friends! Too late! Panda! Are you gonna help me fill this? Oh, dog! Is this optimal acceleration? T minus 30 seconds. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4... Turn it off! 3, 2, 1... What? 1, 2, 1... Oh! Oh, no! What? I can't! Quit talking! I didn't say any... Roll over! What? The same treatment I received in North Korea. Break my dinner! It's 10 o'clock in the morning! Okay, bye! Will he be okay? The human's well-being is no concern of ours, Eleanor. Why? I want a steak! I don't have... A gingerland fire. How delightfully ironic. Oh, boy! Go! 5, 4... Let me move it! 2, 1... No! I can't! Oh, dear. Code red, team. They're getting out of range! Hold my martini. I'll need a minute. In 0.6 miles... The mainframe's terminal is encrypted. But is there a backdoor? I'm in. Hammy, your choomies can't hog the entire suitcase. And how come? We're only checking one bag, and I need room for my clothes. Go, Nakey! What? Get me Linus! My taxi's here! Choomies by Squishmallows. This dog has priorities. Bravo, dog. He can't board a plane, right? Probably. There's one! Hammy, you're collecting fans? That's awesome! What? I'm rich! What else are you selling? Good fans! Only fans! See? You have to sell like a thousand... There we are. What are you showing only fans? My pets! You're mobile? This one's good! Someone offered you 200 million dollars, but you had to sell your dog? License! Hammy, it's Ryan. Ryan who? Uh, Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool. Not as scary as this lawsuit. I need you to clean this up. I don't have dogs! Like, you're too busy? No, like, I'm a dog! Come on, who hires a dog? Well, uh, your wife did! Jesus, that was a rhetorical question. Wait, that's a big word! Time for lunch! Oh, come on. Who ate my powdered doughnuts? Yikes! Not me! We should ask Pablo Escobar. Who did it? Not me! Fess up, you guys! You'd think he'd learn his lesson after last time. It represents the artist's commentary on the commodification of art. I see banana! I'll buy the dog! Hammy!