American vs English Snacks! Ft. The New York Jets

The NFL has come to the UK and it's about time we gave them some classic British cuisine. So we headed over to meet the New York Jets. This time we're asking who does it better the US or the UK stadium food. I can't believe you like a steak and kidney pie. Steak and kidney. Round one it's the hot dog versus the sausage roll. Everybody likes a hot dog. We call these glizzies. Why do you call them glizzies? I don't know where the name came from. A glizzy gobbler? Yeah exactly you know. Are you guys glizzy gobblers? I'm not a glizzy gobbler. Solid work. You guys fans of hot dogs? Yeah this is pretty good. Who loves glizzies? Nope that's not true. This is probably the UK's favorite fast food. No it's decent for sure. You know it's special but it's straight up. I don't know how I feel about it. I'm expecting it to be more... I can't. It's like a meaty marshmallow. I'm not feeling that. You think the hot dog's better? For sure I can yeah. I did the job though. The breading on this is significantly better. I like the sausage roll better. It's some better than glizzy dog. Glizzy's like a 7 out of 10. This is solid eight and a half nine. I think America's got this. America's got it with the hot dog. How many calories do you have to eat a day? Depends on the day but on a high intensity training day probably like 6,200 6,400. That's my weekly intake. Round two. It's soda versus a cup of tea. This is the biggest cup we could get. Y'all don't have big cups like that? No you guys have like bloody buckets. On a cold day in a stadium we would have a nice cup of tea. That look like coffee. Can I take a picture of this real quick? This is like hot chocolate. So fun fact I'm not a coffee drinker. Well this is good because that's not coffee. What is it? British tea. I don't know. I think he's lying. Cheers. Oh that's way better. Oh this is good. Tea with milk. Two sugars. Not for me. Oh you don't like it? Not for me. Yes my favorite. I could drink that. I like that. No that's not bad. It's chilly out too you know what I'm saying like to keep you warm. It doesn't taste like unsweetened tea. You know it has this has something to it. Chill it's like not too much. I'd rather have something like that something that tastes bland. I could do that. Oh so it tastes bland? It tastes like not much flavor. Another way of saying it's bland yeah. I'm trying to like. You just keep digging keep digging. So they don't put like honey in it? Sometimes sugar. I think a splash of sugar would be good too. I'm voting on this one. You can tell your guys's sugar is even healthier than our sugar. Yeah. You can tell it's less sweet. Yeah. Are you putting this much American sugar in something? You're gonna be like yeah. So if I go to just a local breakfast brunch spot and ask for a British tea. Just a cuppa. Just say I want a cuppa. A cuppa. A cuppa for the win. All right. Next up the pie round. We went to an NFL game we got one of those. What team? The Lions versus the Bills. Was it cold? It was bloody freezing. Bloody yeah. It's a walking taco. What did he know? It's solid. Y'all made that pretty good. And I'll let you work out what that one is. I've seen Sweeney Todd. I'm cool. Whoa. This is definitely a pie. Yeah. Or a nacho or something. Yeah. That's not bad. Yes. Oh my gosh. I feel like I've won the Superbowl. That's not bad. That's the best thing that I've had so far. I can't believe you like a steak and kidney pie. Steak and kidney? There's kidneys in there bro? Bro you didn't tell me that. Who's kidney? It is animal kidney. Oh good. A little bit. Oh god. Steak and kidney. Kidney? Do you want me to try it? I'll just prove to you that it's edible. That looking like two kidneys. Foul. Foul? That's a lot of kidney. Nah you should've never told me that. But it's not bad. All I'm missing is like some vegetables in there. Like some carrots and peas or something. Potatoes. Good thing you guys brought a defensive lineman. I'm just saying it's just a steak thing. And yeah it's pretty good. Yeah we win this one. It tastes like beef stew but in a pot pot like. I gotta give it to you. Yeah we got that right. You didn't even let them on the field. We already know. We already know what he gonna do. I'd do it. Desperate times but. Desperate times? What a review. What position do you think I could play in a football team? What sport you play? I played a lot of cricket. You're gonna be the people that review the tape in the box. I think that'd be safer. I would be the computer guy. Yeah that'd be safer. Next up. Corndog versus battered sausage. When I look at that. Yeah. I don't want to tell you my initial thoughts. I like it. Sauce you're not looking to. I don't know. So y'all rock with the sausages huh? Oh we love sausages yeah. Y'all some glitty globbers for real. Are y'all making those back there? Like fresh? Okay okay. Well what'd you put on it? NFL? I must say in your hand it just looks tiny. It looks like a little lego corndog. Yeah that that's that that one was crazy. See I just gotta eat it. That's pretty good. Similar to the one. That's the best one yet. Yeah? Similar to the corndog. Just battered huh? It is good though. When I was younger I'd eat these all the time. How restrictive is your diet now? I don't control my diet. I give myself and my nutrition and go hand to hand. I literally wake up my meal is there. I'm quickly telling them if I don't like it though. I'm like hey don't make that no more. So if they brought you a battered sausage. Don't make that no more. I gotta go with the corndog this round. I still have to go with the corndog. Maybe it's just. It's the American in this bro. Yeah well you were wanting a corndog earlier. I've been craving the corndog all day. Like yeah. The next head-to-head is the pretzel versus the scotch egg. I love pretzels. I eat a pretzel at halftime before we go back out. It's pretzel smacking crazy. You don't even like pretzels like that. Pretzel always hits the spot. I feel like it looks like a falafel low-key. I'm not really an egg guy. You're so sweet. Maybe this is the first egg that you will ever like. Oh. You like them? I love these. You love these? So you can have a bite. I think this is the best thing so far. No way. Might weigh a little bit smaller. Is it meat in it? Yeah. So it's soft-boiled eggs surrounded by sausage meat. Deep fried in breadcrumbs. Yeah this is good. It's the original protein ball. This is good bro. No this is good. That's fire. It's like a Hot Pocket. A breakfast Hot Pocket. Yeah I mean if we're comparing that. Hot Pocket's blowing it out the water. It's not as bad as I thought. I like to eat them like an apple. Rather ugh. Ah I can't. What do you think sauce? Not crazy. It's not bad. Would you take that over a pretzel? No. I don't hate it. So I give it like a 7 out of 10 for somebody that don't like eggs you know. I could get down with this though. What's it called a Scottish ball? A scotch egg. Oh scotch. A scottish ball though. For our final head-to-head it's loaded nachos versus chips and curry sauce. That don't sound too bad. This is salt and vinegar. You just wet this fries. You got to taste the flavor. Vinegar and salt huh. How do these differ from fries? I feel like you just got them soggy though. You feel me? With the vinegar. And also I don't pour nothing on my fries either. You just eat them straight up. Okay you just have them raw. I just eat them straight up or I like dip. Whoa. How was that a pause though? Nah you're gonna see that whoa when you when you hear that. I'm not even worried about what he's saying. Is that a good whoa? Well I don't want to be disrespectful to the gardener. I need something straight up. Why are you both spitting? Goodness gracious dog. It's not for me. That definitely is a curry taste but I feel like it's like bland a little bit. But like it has a little bit of flavor. Tastes like gravy. Don't taste like curry though. Well it's kind of like a katsu curry. You know ketchup with the chips just gets the job done. I'm a big salt and vinegar fan so I do enjoy this. I'd say that's probably my favorite American chips. Salt and vinegar chips. You're insane. You don't like salt and vinegar chips? No. The fries probably been good with the curry sauce without the vinegar. The vinegar went through it all. Because the smell hit me before I even tasted it. That is not something you ever want from your parents. You guys got some interesting meals. Who invented this? Scottish. Scotch. Yeah Scotch. Scotch egg. One of the activations I went to earlier asked me what my favorite British food was and I didn't really know exactly. Now that you've tried a few what's your favorite British food? A cuppa. A cuppa tea. Next time I come back I'm gonna bring you a couple packs of sugar. Yeah yeah yeah. You're gonna be able to sit down for this. That's one non-negotiable right there. Tea is a number one though for sure. We can't win you over to tea Justin. Tastes like dirty water. It's like soily water. I thought that at first too. When you say it tastes like dirty water I know what you mean but I still like it. I know what you mean but he ain't had the china yet. With the pinky? You feel me? It's like this. You gotta put the pinky out. You feel me? Yeah. It's where you're drinking it at. No it tastes the same. It's gonna be some etiquette dirty water.