IHIP News: Kash Patel FIGHTING with MAGA Over Girlfriend SCANDAL! Uses TAX DOLLARS on Date Night!

It's really stunning when you stop and think about it, that all Kash Patel had to do to be the director of the FBI was have a channel just like pumps and I have spout conspiracy theories and tell Donald Trump how great he is at all times. And that's all he did. He was a baby lawyer, not that great of a career. No, and nothing like FBI director worthy. These are people that get this job that have really put in the hours that have built a resume. But all it takes to be in this administration, which is a hallmark of authoritarian regimes, is to be loyal to kinks. And so, as you've seen with Pete Hex, the signal chat with the bomb and the thumbs up emoji and all that ----, you know, Marco Rubio is just a complete disaster. Scott Besson was on TV the other day telling everybody he was a soybean. So I can go on it. Chrissy Noem killed her dog. Kank says, great, I'll take you. So here we have Kash Patel and put up this headline. The FBI director is in the hot seat for reportedly joyriding on government planes. Cash fumes at MAGA for not defending his 60 million dollar FBI jet date. So pumps, here's the deal. His 26 year old girlfriend fancies herself a musician and she was singing at some wrestling match and he used the government plane. Remember, waste, fraud and abuse, everybody. They're so no waste, fraud and abuse here. Go watch this gal sing at a wrestling match. OK, here's the thing. First of all, a wrestling match. Oh, but OK, that's not the point. These people abuse every single thing they do. There's no such thing as an expense account while you're working, an expense account for personal expenses. This administration and the people in it are going to take every single dollar from the U.S. taxpayer because they don't give a ---- about anybody but themselves and pleasing Donald Trump. Full stop. All right, moving along. Kash Patel, after this, fires an FBI veteran. Again, any other administration, this FBI director would be toast, forced to resign. But in this situation, as long as he remains loyal to Kinks, right, he will be promoted. Put this all of this up, Kylie. OK, Keystone Cash orders cover up after using 60 million dollar plane as an Uber for his girlfriend. The FBI reportedly fired an official whose role involved supervising the bureau's aviation units. So here we go. Put up the picture, Kylie. Here's Keystone Cash at Penn State with a 60 million dollar date paid for by the U.S. taxpayers while the government is shut down and we are not sending air traffic controllers their paychecks, TSA agents their paychecks, SNAP benefits, because Congress refuses, refuses to pay people a livable wage because they're always going to favor the billionaires over the working class and they're going to demean the working class and tell them they're lazy and pieces of ----. While this guy who is uniquely unqualified to run the FBI, it would be like Pampzeri running the FBI. We are simply not qualified to do so. And then he's stealing from the piggy bank and taking on his PJ. That surprises me, Zero. Two things I want to point out. Did you notice he had on his on his puffer? He had FBI director on it because he's so ******* insecure. He wants everybody to see it. And then is it OK to question the 26 year old girlfriend dating? That just seems like an let's just say this seems to be an overreach for him in terms of that girlfriend. And I've heard rumors about it. I don't want to get into that. But I look at the two of them and I think so. She's just madly in love with cash, huh? OK, yeah. And Melania with Donald Trump and so on and so on. And so it's a story as old as time. Yeah. All right. And then moving along, the director of the FBI tweeted the following. Kylie put this up. I am proud of the work of this FBI. We're taking violent criminals off the streets in record numbers, crushing the fentanyl crisis, dismantling cartels, saving children, hunting down terrorists and so much more. Let me be clear. We will not be distracted by baseless rumors or the noise from uninformed Internet anarchists in the fake news. I've always said criticize me all you want. But going after the people doing great work, my personal life or those around me is a total disgrace. The disgustingly baseless attacks against Alexis, a true patriot and the woman I'm proud to call my partner in life, are beyond pathetic. She is a rock solid conservative and a country music sensation. It gets worse. Who has done more for this nation now than most will in 10 lifetimes? I'm so blessed. She's in my life. OK, leave that up for just a second, Kylie. So a lot in there. This last paragraph, I just want to remind everybody, this is the director of the FBI. And let's just break this down, Pums. A true patriot and the woman I'm proud to call my partner in life. She is a rock solid conservative and a country music sensation. Sensation. Who has done more for this nation than most will in 10 lifetimes. She's ******* 26 and she sings country music. I forgot about that. Yeah. Mark Kelly, you haven't done near as much as my 26 year old girlfriend, who, by the way, is such a country sensation. She's singing at a pro wrestling match. Hello. I mean, come on. I didn't know it was pro. I mean, a wrestling match, period. That's not like a concert venue. And you know, when somebody says something like that, like makes that type of statement, you know, the opposite is true. 100 percent. You know, I mean, I cannot believe that the director of the FBI tweeted that. You have to dig. It's not even reported hardly in the news. These are disqualifying, fireable things. And furthermore, he's so pussy whipped that he has to put that because she got her feelings hurt because people are going after her on the Internet. So he had to use his position as the FBI director to defend her online, which none of this should be in the American domain public at all. It's his private life. Right. But when you start using government funds so that you can, you know, as Pops points out, we continue dating outside of what you probably normally would. This is what we get. Well, and you look at Kash Patel like in that going after my personal life. He had a podcast before he was FBI director in which all he did is talk about releasing Epstein files, which now completely has gone away and browbeat people and people in politics and people in politics family. So bullshit cash sitting around saying your personal life is bullshit. And I just want to remind everybody, the former attorney general Bill Barr in Trump 1.0 asked Trump asked him to put Kash Patel in the FBI. And Bill Barr, who had his lips so firmly planted on Donald Trump's ass, said, no, he is completely unqualified. There is no position in the FBI which he would be qualified for. And now he's the ******* director. OK, that's a really good point. All right. Moving along now. Cash is just making ---- up to deflect from this story. Put up the headline. Michigan lawyer says a Halloween terror plot that FBI director Kash Patel described never existed. Ron Philip Kowski comments on this headline and says Keystone Cash needed a distraction from this story that he took another private jet to watch his girlfriend sing. So he's literally making ---- up to detract from the fact that he is using taxpayer money so that he can get laid. That's that's what you're paying for, MAGA voters, for this guy. And let me just remind everybody of something that's super important. Kash Patel is brown skinned, right? He will be the first on the chopping block that the white supremacist racist default setting base turns against. The same with Scott Besant, who is a homosexual. You are playing a short sighted game because once you give up, once you cede one group's position of having universal human rights, you cede everybody's. And it's just a matter of time. But I just want to close with this. This is Kash's girlfriend doing some reporting as to the FBI's work. Put this up. Kash Patel's girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, warns that additional sleeper cells are preparing to launch attacks across the United States. And Kyle Serafin on Twitter responds to this and says she is 26 and has a long distance dating relationship with the FBI director. Tell us more about these sleeper cells. Why is she reporting on sleeper cells? This is just an extension of the incompetence, the unethical moral rot that permeates through this administration and its cabinet. And it is so pervasive. And they are all using taxpayer money to enrich themselves, to ensure that they don't have to watch a Christy Noem video in the TSA pre line while they're waiting to board a commercial plane where the air traffic controllers are not showing up because all of these grifters and parasites are using taxpayer money to enrich themselves. And in Kash Patel's case, to get laid. And on no other planet, Pumps is right about this. And it is a story as old as time. Would Kash Patel be able to fly private to go **** that girl if he weren't promoted by Donald Trump? Crazy. He's not adorable. But I look when you see Kash Patel and then the girlfriend with the sleeper cells saying, you know, we've done all these terror plots. They've learned from the master. Donald Trump is the king of distraction. You want the Epstein files? I'll give you the National Guard in L.A. You want some accountability with health care? I'll put troops in Portland. He has learned well from the master. Nothing I believe about this FBI is legit. I don't believe anything. I don't believe there's messages scraped on bullets of shooters. I don't believe ----. Agree. I don't believe one bit of it, especially that text exchange with Tyler Robinson and no lover. I think Kanks call and Stephen Miller called Keystone Cash to chain money Patel. He wasn't ******* his girlfriend and said, you need to make sure that this killer is linked to trans and acted accordingly, because I don't think there we can believe anything being produced by this agency in this government of having any veracity to it whatsoever. Pops, let's do it. One, two, three. Support our podcast by buying our book. Life is a lazy Susan of ---- sandwiches. We will be back later with more news.