Kim Kardashian & Niecy Nash-Betts Debate The Best & Worst Things Ever | GOAT Talk

Goat dish you can cook. You don't even know the answer to this. I know this for you. You know this for me. You're a gumbo. No. Oh. What? I'm Nece Nash Betts. I'm Kim Kardashian. And you're watching Goat Talk. For Complex. Alright. Goat Met Gala look. I think I'll still go with my like Mugler camp look designed by Mr. Mugler himself. Or I really like my Balenciaga with the mask. That was kind of goated. I just have to do this because I dressed up as her for Halloween. Me and my spouse, we did ASAP and Rihanna's Met Gala look where she had the beanie with the veil and he was dressed up in a comforter. She always turns up for the Met. That's my final answer. I do love like when you talk about Rihanna, maybe the one when she wore this yellow cape going all down the stairs. That was stunning. That one was like insane. Yeah. I do love her like Pope hat when it was all about, I don't know what the theme was, but it was very holy. Holy moly. Yeah. Goat clap back to haters. Yo mama. So the other day, you know, North, if she ever posts like a TikTok, it's on my phone so she has to like ask my approval and then like I post it, whatever. And so the comments, all that's on my phone. So her and her girlfriends, they love doing costumes. They love doing looks. And so it's Halloween season. So they were going, they put on like fake tattoos on their face, like fake piercings. They all had their colored hair. They look like an opium Powerpuff Girls is like what they were going for. They like cropped her friends out and like just kept her and was like, Kim's disturbing new look. I mean, North's disturbing, you know, this whole thing about how horrible it is and it's disturbing. And she like was like, I don't get it. It's like a Halloween costume. Like it's all fake. Like it's, you know, so she takes my phone and she writes back to a comment and she goes, this is such a non-issue. Oh, hello. And then online, it was like Kim defends North to the end on this, on this look, you know, that's a good clap back. I'm going to put that one in my bag of tricks. Yeah. Okay. Goat meme of yourself. Probably my cry face. My ugly cry face. I was doing something crazy and I don't know, I had on this asymmetrical wig and I say, girl, what's going on? And people send it all the time, like when they're confused, when they don't, when like a gif. Yeah. When something shocking happens. I use memes of myself all the time because if you know, in our group chat, every time there's a response emoji, I use myself. Yeah. I love that. Because why not? It's the ultimate flex. Yes. I haven't yet, but wait in our chat. I'm going to start. Pull up. You have so many. Okay. Goat TikTok trend. I mean, you can't pick that today because tomorrow is going to be something else. Very true. You know what I mean? But I guess if I had to pick like a style of one, it would be the dances because I do those with my youngest daughter. North would always want to like get me to do them. So I would use it as like bribes. Like okay, I'll do a video, but you have to do, you know, this homework by this time. Like I would just like. That's so cute that you gentle parent. Because I'm like, do what I say. I'm still going to do the TikTok. I do that too. But do what I say. I do that too. Yeah. I love it. Okay. So I think my favorite goaded TikTok trend of all time was when me and my sisters and my mom, we sat together like on FaceTime and we just called everyone we knew on our phones, like every celeb possible. And we just sat there and to see, and we didn't say one word and to see their reactions was so crazy funny. I mean like Jennifer Lawrence was like laughing, just like, am I in trouble? People thought it was a painting like, or a photo, like Dave Chappelle, just hearing his voice like, what's going on? I have to show it to you. You have to show me that. You'll, you'll like, you'll get it. Okay. I'm really interested to hear you answer this question. Kimberly Noel Kardashian. Goat dating green flag. When someone is really kind to the waiters. Because my ultimate red flag is when someone, if someone is like an ounce of nasty, then I'm like, it's not it for me. My green flag is talk to me nice. I like, you gotta talk to me. Who you talking to? Who's saying that? You know what I mean? Talk to me nice because words of affirmation is my love language. So my green flag is, you know how to speak into my listening. Hey, we got something. Yep. Goat courtroom drama. Ooh. I act like I really had to think about it. All's fair. Ding, ding, ding. I mean, I don't know. I'm a classic OJ-er, you know? I definitely would co-sign that. We're on the same page. Goat legal advice. Get a prenup. I knew you were going to say that. No matter what. We want prenup. You know? What about you? Same. Oh, wait. Same. Goat crying scene in film or TV. When Taraji said in Baby Boy to Jodi, you don't love me no more, I didn't think I was going to make it. But I'm going to tell you the best crier in Hollywood is Viola Davis because it come with that snot bubble. And that snot bubble is epic. Y'all in the studio know I ain't lying. Now I have to go back and watch Crying Out Loud. You're crying though. My. You're crying. Like when you cry. I love to cry in movies. It's just my thing. That's where I release my. Just I love to like hysterically cry. The sadder the movie, the better. Titanic. Oh, Titanic. The Notebook and all those movies. Just I love a sad. I wish I could cry at that. But I got so mad at that girl for not scooting over on that door and letting Jack come on up there. Like girl, you not that big. Slide over. Goat song or show your kids have you secretly obsessed with. Back in the day, it was Bruno. Like we don't talk about Bruno. Lin-Manuel. Come on. No. North knew it in eight languages. Eight languages. The entire song. Encanto. That was like in my household for forever. Netflix's Interview with the Vampire. And my daughter begs me. I mean, you have to watch it, Mom. Please, Mom. I love that. They're queer vampires, Mom. You know, you're queer, Mom. You're a vampire, Mom. All the things. Yeah. So, and then once I started watching it, I was like, okay, you're obsessed. Now I'm obsessed. That's cute. Like to have a show together. Yeah. There's nothing better. Goat dish you can cook. You already know the answer to this. I know this for you. You know this for me. You're gumbo. No. Oh. What? Close. Crabs. Okay. I make crabs every single weekend. I did not know that. And I feel like if I was going to choose what you would say, it would be absolutely nothing. No. I don't feel like you cook, Kimberly Noel. I just don't. I don't believe you. I'm a one trick pony. I know one meal. And it's a good one. Let me guess. And I'm going to make it for you, and you're going to be really proud of me. Is it greens? Nope. Macaroni and cheese? It's the whole shebang. Jambalaya. What is it? My soul food meal. Fried chicken, my cornbread with, oh my God, it's so good. My mac and cheese, greens, a sweet potato souffle. Give that look all you want. I'm going to make it. I dare you. I think Kevin Hart did a, no, no, no. Kevin Hart did a YouTube on this. A YouTube video, I think. Nobody trusts Kevin. Why are we bringing him up? Why? Who trusts Kevin? I do. Oh, man. Pssh. I am willing to be proven wrong. You know what? I've kind of been the underdog my whole life. Okay. So, underestimate me. I love it. When was the last time you made said meal? Now, you're going too far back. I do it. I do it not often enough, but it's good. So, just wait. I'm going to cook it. You're not going to threaten me with a good time. Okay. I'm going to be sitting right there drinking a glass of wine, watching you in the kitchen. Perfect. With those hands, by yourself. Yes. I can't wait. Y'all heard it here. Complex. We're going to have some type of a potluck, cook off. Let's call it a cooking party. I'm going to stress on that. Goat method of revenge. You know I'm not a revenge kind of girl. You're not? No. Not at all. I'm just like, I hope everyone's happy. It's just like, even if you did something wrong, it's kind of like, cool, thanks for showing me. I don't have space in my brain to have revenge. They say you're one of the nicest people in Hollywood, and that's probably why. It's not what they say about me. If I had to choose a goat method of revenge, silence. Because I will never give you my attention, you know what I mean? Because why? Yeah. No. Silence is hard though sometimes. Goat scene stealer on all's fair. No matter what. Sometimes when we're filming, I'm just like watching you that I'm like, I think I'm in it. And I just forget. And you'll look at me and be like, it's your turn. But I'm just in it because I'm watching you because it's such a performance. Oh, thank you. I probably would say Sarah from all's fair because the stuff that is on the written page, it's like- It's crazy. It's so crazy. Yeah. It's beyond. Yeah. It's beyond. Yeah. Goat advice you'd give to your 20 year old self. It basically would probably be, you got this. You know what I mean? Because I think that's when a lot of doubt comes in. You know, you're questioning, you know, am I on the right path? Am I this? Am I that? Trust your instinct. You got this. Especially as a young person, you're socialized into second guessing yourself. Yeah. As soon as you say you want to do something, people be like, you really think you can do that? And it's like, don't second guess yourself. You got this. Yeah. What would you say? There's really no mistakes. Like, just however it was supposed to happen, it happened. And we're here. Don't do anything different. Even if it seems like a crazy big mistake, there are a few things I could probably pull out. But, you know? I think another thing I would tell myself is that you're not going to have fun in life being skinny. You're just not. And I'm not. This is my, myself. You understand. Being thick has been a blessing in a lot of spaces and places. Don't let people trick you into thinking that skinny people got a better life than you. Stay right where you at. I like that. What goes around always come back around. You know what I mean? Jesus. Stay right there. Go to actor Mount Rushmore. Four actors you would put on Mount Rushmore. That's a hard one. I would say Niecy Nashvitz, Denzel Washington. I would say Sarah Paulson, Tom Hanks. I'm going to skip that because I just don't know. Okay, cool. Goat pop star Mount Rushmore. Madonna, Britney. Britney, for sure. Katy Perry. And I still am a huge Christina Aguilera fan. And Christina. We did that. Woke beauty trend. For those of you who are playing catch up, that means worst of all time. Beauty trend. I'm going to say skinny eyebrows. Because why? I love them. Because every time you have one hair grow back, you look like a chia pet. No. I love skinny brows. I would say, because I think beauty trends are just like they're fun. Sometimes they last. They don't. It's like it's a fun experience no matter what. The other worst of all time. Duck nails. Those are Northie's favorite. Well, Northie, uh-uh. I know. I would have thought that. But sure. Okay. What is your wote red carpet regret? So many. Like just stuff back in the day. Anything from like 2010 and under. That's a lot. Yeah. Okay. Mine would probably have to be this blue dress that I wore to the BET Awards. And there was so much up top, honey. And the straps was not strapping. The dress just kept falling down all night. I was so uncomfortable. And then I saw Kelly Rowland in the same dress in the photo shoot. And I was like, well, I guess the dress is cute now. But, you know, she was able to keep it up. And I was not. Wote advice you've received. Having a man validates you. Someone told you that? Yeah. Blind, crippled, crazy, married, or lazy. It's better to have a dirty pair of drawers to clean than none at all. It was the worst advice I've ever received. And, you know, that was advice that I heard growing up as a kid. Like when you hear your aunties in there talking. And I felt like because I had that advice rolling around in the back of my mind, I stayed in some things well past the expiration date. And that's why I make sure to tell my girls just the opposite. You wake up every goddamn day and you choose yourself. Because once you start there, everybody else is going to treat you like you treat you. Absolutely. I love that advice. What's your worst advice you've ever received? Just probably business advice to do a deal that I shouldn't have done. Well, you're making the right ones now.