Sonny Gray gets traded to the Red Sox and hates the Yankees | Weekly Dumb

My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is the weekly dumb thanks to Josh Mor in the mayor. I'm good, Jim. It's December. Can you believe it? Dumb December. That works here. >> It works here and the outside world. Knock you out. Congrats to Zach getting engaged to my congrats to dumb Zack. What's going on with the sports? The dumb sports gym. Baseball off season and Sunny Gray. Three, two, one. >> Seven. He's joining the Red Sox. He had a bad stint with the Yanks. >> 7.5. It's a punt. It's almost >> almost went up. And he's got some [ __ ] Oh, he said this. >> I never wanted to go there in the first place. It feels good to me to go to a place now where, you know what, it's easy to hate the Yankees. >> But he also said he said this. >> He also he said this. >> I couldn't be happier with how it all played out. And I I couldn't be happier to be here today. It finally went through and I was going to be a Yankee. I just had a big smile on my face and was ready to get here. >> And that's what I learned from New York, bro. Is like I love that place because it made me a better person on and off the field. That's for sure. I love that place. Like it's a great part of my of my journey. >> Well, he wore a 2007 Red Sox World Series hat in the Red Sox press conference. In his Yankee press conference, he talked about how much he loved the 2009 World Series team. I want to know how it feels to be the Reds, the Twins. >> You don't get pandered to. Was there Red's pandering? Just nobody cared. There could have been Reds. >> I doubt it. He could have worn a 75 hat. You think there was twins pandering? Can't. >> So Sunny has his priorities. Lakes. You come to the Northeast to play ball. You pander. Pander. Pander. Pander. Panda. Panda. I don't care about this. I think it's fun. >> I love it. >> And Sunny Gay is a funny guy. >> Go watch some of his interviews. Good career. Really good career. But if he gets rocked at the stadium, he'll get allowed quick. Jimmy Pucks with almost a breakdown. Not, but it's almost. Awesome clip from the Islanders. Boo. Go Rangers. But Kyle Palary did this. He tears his ACL, which I think is kind of rare in hockey cuz it's a more gliding sport than like landing and overstretching. But he's down in the corner. Play keeps going and continuing and they forget there's a man behind them. And then the puck comes to the D and on his way gimping to the bench he's able to strip it away. Our guy Casey Sisik actually said like with some finesse made a pass they score a goal off of it. He's a hero. Three things that stink. One, this ends his Iron Man streak. 223 consecutive games played. So that stinks on a real level. I mean this is a good way to go out. Second thing that stinks. It's 3 nothing game. They go down 3-1 after this. What if they were to win? >> What if jokes and grapes were ghosts and grapes? You know sometimes. >> The third thing that I have in question. >> Okay. Because a camera cuts away when he's in the corner and he's down bad. There's a referee with him. >> Did the ref help him up? >> If the ref makes any contact with him or the stick, I'm out. Cuz if I'm the other team, I'm then furious. >> Just going back to my playing my playing days, I feel like refs would help you up. But that's also youth, hockey. I was in the >> That's what I'm saying. I don't know. >> Professional player. >> Think Zach's going to do something with that. Today's episode is sponsored by DraftKings Casino. Play all your favorite real money casino games, slots, blackjack, roulette, and more right from your phone. You pick from over 300 real money games, including live dealer tables that put you right in the action. Sign up today using promo code JM Sports so they know we sent you. That's DraftKing Casino. It's safe, secure, reliable, and right now all DK Casino players can play free for a chance to win up to 5K in casino credits every day. More sports, less warts. Jim Stanford safety Jay Green 3214. Okay. >> Oh, >> gap scoops up a fumble and returns it for a touchdown as Andrew Luck 3216. Yeah. Watches the play unfold. He shows a little emotion down the sideline. He's the new like GM of Stanford, a college thing that's happening now. >> GO JAY, GO JAY, GO. >> And I think you like the fumble. The stripping of the ball is amazing. the player, I think it's number 45 on Stanford. He's on the ground and I I think he does this intentionally. He kicks his feet up and he kicks the ball out of his hands. I've never seen that. I've never seen an intentionally kicked out of hands ball by a defender who was on his way tumbling downwards, >> which is tough because he did what Young Way Coup couldn't do. Oh, he bailed on it. I was actually deep diving. He said he intentionally bailed on it and then all the kickers who have personalities were like, "Yeah, that's what you do." The hold was terrible. >> It's not there. >> Which makes me feel better cuz honestly I was like, "What the fuck?" Right. >> That's good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. >> A,000%. This story is not sports. Missouri's beef jerky bandit blamed his breakin on the AI voice that's stuck in his neck. That's our not sports story today. His name is Colbert Tales, spelled like the store Kohl's. So keep that in mind. 32 1 9 0. He kicked in the front glass of the convenience store in St. Charles, Missouri, and then climbed into the locked business and proceeded to eat a bag of beef jerky and drink a sweet tea that he did not pay for. He said that he just needed to use the bathroom. They also said he walked like from Illinois to do this. And he told them that the AI voice that's stuck in his neck >> his neck >> told him to do this when they looked at the door. It's a good quote here. He says that right there. I ain't going to lie to you. I kicked it in. >> I think you need to rethink Cole Burles. He's horribly honest. >> If it's Cole Burles, it's a negative. If it's Cole Btails like Bertier, >> that's a big jump. >> Yeah. >> I mean, bathroom sweet tea jerky gas station. Check check check check. Breaking the door and not paying for them problem. Now, if he had paid for him, any difference? >> Yes, cuz he still kicks in the door. >> Run it up. Run it in. Let me begin. >> A 500 lb bear is taking up residence in a man's crawl space in Altadena for the winter. The man is quoted with saying, "I think the longer he's there, the more comfortable he's going to be, and this won't end." H Eduardo Martinez is facing felony charges after shutting down the 110 freeway in downtown LA to record a music video which included him performing with a car doing donuts around him. Wow. Sideshow. It's a sideshow. It's a sick music video. Very popular with the youth. This judge has resigned after wearing an Elvis wig, playing Elvis music on his phone, and making Elvis jokes in court. I I genuinely don't think you have to resign for that. >> A driver in North Carolina had a bald eagle drop a cat through her windshield. In her call to 911, she said, "I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield and then I killed the cat." That was part of the recording. An 8-ft tall nutcracker has been stolen by a thief on a bike. There's a fascinating security video where he rides up and grabs a nutcracker and puts it on his lap and drives off on his ebike. >> Cost of doing business. >> What's he doing with it? I think he's responding to a comment from last. Oh, time to respond to a comment from the last episode. Three comments here, all of a similar theme. I usually like Jimmy, but today I really like Jimmy. Jimmy was fantastic this week. Need a whole lot more of this. Can we get this guy to also sit in for Jake next week? Well, I firm it all end. That was a weekly dumb. When's the last time you got the wind knocked out of you? If we were to pull the office, do you think anyone's had it within the last 3 years? >> Yeah. >> Nor Ror's all the time. He's always falling. You just hit a tipping point in life where you get the wind knocked out of you. You get black eyes and then like at some point in life that switch just turns off and it would ruin your week. >> Yeah. Yeah, there's also like there's a big gap where I feel like you you stop getting hit in the nuts and then you have kids and now I'm just a constant. Yesterday I invited Claire to sit in my lap and she just jumped. >> Yeah.