Salman Khan and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in Best of Undekha | The Kapil Sharma Show | Sony LIV | HD

I'm ready like a missile We're rolling Play the music In real life I think everyone would say I love you right Approximately Right Yeah After that the chicken has been sold You know too much brother My dream is real Show me the real form of Vaastavika Accept my devotion with your divine grace This is a true story But this is a very important letter And knowing that this will bring you all great joy They have only prepared to read this letter in these three months Salman ji is still not married I can tell you what the problem is She is very shy It's very embarrassing So embarrassing so embarrassing That's what they call being cheeky I don't even know if he did it I showed the cheek once sister You know is there anyone like that Well we are normal people like others so we do it It comes even if you don't want it to Then this one also does things in a shy and timid way You won't even realize it That is it doesn't even know its own body She is the one who was lost We are just normal people so we look for things This is a very long letter I don't even know you There is a lot of letter But it's not coming Not a single dhakar And I saw You saw me I will not eat the bread of the poor This is not a bad thing It is the human body Matlab he is a very wise soul His cheek and chest This is the skeleton of the human body It gets really hot But when night comes She suddenly becomes shameless Then the entire sharma was embarrassed again Then during the night time This we have done to any boy right She comes in all dreams What is the mistake in it It's a mistake Look at me I don't appear in anyone's dreams Actually the boys are expensive My dreams come true I have clearly told them but You came into my dreams or not I didn't come into your dreams That was the funniest Who are they What are wrestlers called What are duplicates called Everyone is getting massages Everyone has a physiotherapist A man was holding a 6-8 foot pole He was also falling down He has it This is a bit tight Sorry sir I don't have time This always happens to me What is this The deep tissue massage is going well They do wrestling here Where do we get a deep tissue massage That's it The skin is very dry It's deep tissue Okay please wet the tissue paper a bit My heart is troubled Actually it's really troublesome Just like it's really troublesome for us Whenever Aishwarya comes Let's talk to her Let's just watch them What to do I mean We talk a lot What are you saying No Maine specially for you It looks a bit better now Is the light too bright today I can see it in my eyes Very much It's right in front of me Okay She is reading from there That's enough for now These praises and compliments are enough Shall we go further Let's not go further friend Please You can play the drums Enjoy When Aishwarya comes Ask her What is she eating I am a mother She eats regular roti No It can't be done She says She will be hers Someone's diamond bread is missing Diamond is a girl Who knows She is coming Only Diamond is coming sir He'll be missed in the diamond Someone will eat it You say anything right It's a lot of fun Look here Ask the time as well You will have a lot of fun I once asked Mr Bachchan My eyes sir you You know Being an American Amitabh Bachchan It's a lonely night I miss many things They say What I have an eye You can always Watch Amitabh Bachchan's film They are playing the sitar We cannot do Bhangra Then that too They also said no Yes I can't do it So talk I act very wisely The world doesn't take it It doesn't just make a difference Come on let's go Where is it buddy Ranbir You look very handsome Mashallah Thanks I just wanted to meet you Praise you In return you should also praise a little Thank you This is the greatest public temptation Actually Public temptation How do you respond to that title What is public temptation Your English is so good You didn't understand Temptation didn't just come The public finally understood Lubhavna Okay As Ranbir says it's yours I just heard about her Your names are very good sir Yes These names are indeed very good Angelina Jolie Bhaji Ranbir has a special crush These are the ones who are getting married Because of Kareena Kapoor Kareena Kapoor is Where the mummy is going Saif bhai is going to be the father And I am going to be the uncle Main cha isliye You will be my sisters For us it's Kareena Kapoor For you A little red powder What do you know Ramesh Babu Blessing of God A little sindoor In English How will you know the value of a pinch of sindoor Ramesh Babu Oh May Ishwar's blessings be upon you Okay Blessed by God They call it sindoor it remains sindoor I keep translating it into English I had made it I said What you will know about A pinch Of The value of red besan May Ishwar's blessings be upon you It's a blessing of Blessing of God Ishwar The crown on the head of a bride A small red mark It's a helmet of a married woman Helmet It's a crown Crown Helmet The salty fun of your eyes Teri hasi ki beparwa Laughter Your laughter has irresponsible intolerance You look very beautiful today Thank you Today' s combination is nice isn't it Family is coming Actually were just waiting for the coordinator All right We hadn't decided on anyone yet By the way We just are like that They are taking the gel What do you need to decide We have to decide Where did this come from I gave it because I wanted to I wasn't available at the time This is suitable for standing Sometimes it comes out from here Now either it made a mistake Because I don't know What happens Now you understand that Actresses are so difficult When we are in costume we act No the boy Something a little bit It becomes a different costume you know Picture me They make so many complaints So many complaints This is coming out of me here He once had a wig pain This picture is here He has a wig on Half a wig in Bombay Velvet And they just complain Don't pull my hair I was like do you realize We have so many extensions All the time These girls complain a lot Long live women's power You just give compliments like that You look beautiful You are wearing nice clothes Costumes We are always with you day and night Credit goes to Hindi We greatly appreciate it There will be no need to do such a thing You will come in the morning like this You will appear like this I know Where is he That's a boy Girls also really like him Meaning He's a lot man What to do No just you But you know I got 84% In 10th standard In his dreams He was very tired Okay H2O Water CO2 Carbon dioxide Sulfuric acid Sulfuric acid The components of the science are all present NACL Sodium Chloride That's salt KLU2 Second one Potassium What will that mean I think U2 will be what It means Kapil loves you too Twice Okay Whose formula is this NSSJ This will also be something else What is this I don't know Yes Navjot Singh Sidhu is jealous Sir I don 't know I forgot about you Yes He had said He was saying Say it to them Rabbit Tell my hair to go They used to speak to you in Hindi RabbitEnglish You used the language You understood That's the doctor's hair he's asking for This person speaks words made up from their own mind That simply does not happen The hare is leaving here This work will be obtained This is a film city Lomdi also came once What does Lomdi say Why did the doctor keep a fool like me He sat down again and started the game And what about my zip wala kurta It's somewhere in the room It stands right here Sometimes from here I want to tell everyone You will be told anyway Today is the fourth day of the hare So They need to open the box They can open it The moon has risen right here today I will just go out Inside they will be happy But today why did you come without eating friend Tell me the truth You're so full aren't you buddy Don't even think about skipping the game buddy He's been hitting hard all along This is the kind of doctor Ranveer is What does this mean how can I explain it This is a curse upon them This is very bad These are playing with my life They ruin it Doesn't it embarrass you to hear this It does It does but I don't show it It's an insult The lord who came from Georgia He thought that the wrestler was taking this picture He has been waking me up 4-5 times already That entire stadium the one in Delhi Which stadium were we fighting in Thyagaraj The goons from Poora stadium they Taaar Because of that woman Who is this guy has he turned into a coward Then go and check He said but he's a wrestler right He said no no he's acting like a wrestler you know Oh he didn't know He didn't know To usne mujhe 3 baar Okay that's a whole crowd there A 1000-500 crowd He is watching over there They arrived Big This effect is from there Our fighter is not They are there She is going to the market Then slowly slowly A little bit The kindness they did That's all they did You should cook home-cooked food for them We should have made friends with them earlier Sir the rosh was served sir It should have been the kam It should not have been served The rosh was served Pilaya Everything was served sir However The story is that my Nawab sahab is like this Mashallah He also had a big shock from wrestling Unfortunately He only has one request You can tell me even without wearing a dress Just tell me one or two things Daav Acha Salman bhai's steps are not big They are completely different A man with a towel came in between Where was your own step Salman bhai It was Farah's It was the one you grabbed the wola The dupatta you grabbed from Jacqueline Who's this step brother It was Arbaaz's That day was Arbaaz's in December They were making a lot of noise breaking things and doing all that They were rolling eggs SoOkay He showed me from there So Arbaaz bhai took this step They had fallen like that Arbaaz has such great comic timing Yes In dancing Very very superb He is a very funny dancer I mean he dances really well But then when he goes into that funny way of dancing He is really funny Then again a night becomes a day We are all brothers and friends They were dancing Yes but he did Some old old traditional steps What did we used to do as kids He started showing it One was rolling an egg That was outstanding man He used to do the egg roll And he used to point at his toe Look what There' s nothing to take or give He made an egg roll Posture I really like egg rolls