Most Outrageous Rap Battles

Today we have a legend in the rap game. It's none other than Mr. Spex Gonzalez. Come on! I thought he was gonna say me at one point, I don't know why. Josh, at what point have you been a legend in the rap game? Simon's the one that was on Lord of the Mics, not you. Yeah, I forgot I went private school, didn't I? Not bad. Spex, it's only right that since you're here, we look at the most outrageous rap battles. By the way, I'm in a Sidemen studio, touring it well. I was on Chunks' podcast last week and it was boring as hell. Oh. Thank you, my boy. Okay, he's ready. Yeah, I'm ready, bro. I'm ready. Just so, we didn't ask you to say that. You've done it of your own accord. Oh, of course. You have no, just, I'm just washing my hands of that right now. No rules, man. I'm not involved. You little freak, go play with toys. On Pen Game, your name is Rene, but on the road, your name is Oi. You give head to everyone. Your rap name should have been Heady One. With a man that boss on your grill, you'd be like. It's a bit of a sticky one still. James. No. With a circle. Now her ass is back. Hey, Miles, quick question. Did she bust it open or arch her back? Don't even answer that. Car, we are all in the Christmas spirit. Got me cashing one, ho, ho, ho. So let me end her with a Christmas lyric. I was in a yard singing jingle bells. She was in a yard trying to jingle balls. Jesus Christ. I was in a yard having Christmas dinner. She was in a yard having six man inner. You had more man than Prindley. What about your picnic? He's still having nightmares. But he saw Santa coming down in his mom's chimney. She's a whore. Yeah. You know she's always giving head. Had her from 15 years old cause she can't close her legs. Nah, he's going mad. That's not good. That's very bad. That's not good. And it's like the don't flop compliments vowels. Yeah. Cause they're like so much different. Like I feel like that was harder to do almost. Remember jump off back in the day. Yeah. I want someone to just compliment the other person. That's a harder one to deliver. It's very, very hard. Hey Spits, do a compliment rap for Josh right now. Compliment? What does that mean? Yeah, yeah. What? What does compliment mean? Like a sweet night swing? Nevermind, nevermind. Yeah, nevermind about it. It's all good. Round two done. Had some fun. He's still going. She's already dead. But she can go and suck your mum cause I said what. Nah, I shouldn't have. I didn't even make a comment. You're in London as well. Oh my God. But you're in London now. So tell your boys don't jump in a clash. That goes for your boys in the crowd and it goes for the ones in the back. That is your driver. You came with six man. Let me just run through the maps. Six man came in a four door whip. So someone was sitting on somebody's lap. You hear that? That was a big deal. They got a little reloaded paddles. Reload? What? They all got the little paddles? Yeah. That same guy spins everyone. He just spins everyone, man. Where is this? This is Croydon. That's not Croydon. **** your man's cremation. I swear down that smash. Whoa. Yeah. 12 seconds late. What just? What? He was angry, man. He's got it on. Gamza's dad is dead. Everybody's Gamza's dad is dead. Pit, pack, put it in the ground. Dead. Everybody's Gamza's dad is dead. Whose face? Oh, man. Oh, my days. Don't ever get me involved in one of these, bro. What? Listen, everyone. Everybody join in. Everybody's Gamza's dad is dead. Everybody's Gamza's dad is what? Everybody. Right. Gamza's dad is dead. Again. But Sam's mom's dead. Oh, my days. You made Gamza's dad is dead, man. You understand? Just to make people clear. You're on in battle rap. You say mad things. But just make it a chant for a 16. Come on, bro. An eight bar call. It was a 16. I hear you. It was a 16 repeater. I hear you. I love it. Wait, wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Eight bars call. 60 bars. And your mom's dead. It's crazy. Yeah, but you've got to get the crowds to get involved, you know? They should have got 24. I would have gone 24. You've got 24. 24. If they're not with me, 16, I'm going 24, 32. 64 bars of your dad's dead. 96 bars. **** it. Oh, man. Girls, this man has no taste. Oh, no. Your breath stinks. Here's some goddamn toothpaste. Why is American rap like that? Rap battles. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm the best rapper and it's going to be like that for a while. Your mom calls me toothpaste the way I put white in her smile. Oh, wow. In fact, I'm a toothpaste twat. Pause. That arse on top has got Sanyo on her back. I've never seen anyone wear Sanyo's top. I respect that though. You know, when someone- What? Raps someone who no one else raps. Oh, my God. Your right back's wearing number three. Oh, what was Arsel doing? Put my hands up and step back for this. Because if you were G in any way, shape or form, you should react to this. If you got any respect for the relatives that passed, I should get slapped for this. What I'm saying is, I shouldn't be able to say another motherfucking word after this. But I'm glad your uncle dead, fathead. He wasn't nothing but a knucklehead crackhead with a head full of ringworms and a face full of blackheads. He deserved to get caught in a crossfire when that mat spread. And if God gave him a second chance at life, I wish I'm back there. Oh! Your baby mom is white. Why does your kid have waves? What too much potential to be your son anyway? You think cause his hair is ginger, your plan then tops in safe? Well, that's not your son. That child is ginger, J. Oh, mother mother. Oh, my God. Jimmy Johnson. Look at the judge. Look at that screenshot, by the way. Ah! Oh, my God. That is class. You look at his face. The poor guy's like, that kid is not my son. I'll give it to this guy's son. Oh, man, I'm up one. Easily taking off for a nut. You can spend like a hundred more. Stop, Jimmy. Look, stop. Man, I'm up, man, I'm up, man, I'm up, Bryce. Hey! I swear, I don't know her. I don't know her. Don't worry, bro. I'm black, you're Asian. I am the real deal. I am Jamaican. You're Jamaican. A few moments later. Badder than me, you're badder than who? Badder than me, I'm badder than you. I want to hear it all about Asian you. Nigga, please. My dad's blacker than you. So I can't tell a right from a wrong. I can't let bygones be bygones. I'll beat my black and blue. Attacking you till you look like a white thong. You're so fat. Sam else would have to say twice. Get rid of you. And if I slap you here in the face right now, it's the only time you have a man hitting you. Man in Dubai wouldn't ---- on you. If you were on fire, I wouldn't spit on you. How's it feel to be a pick me when nobody picking you? Your name's Phoebe. He always seems very angry and aggressive whenever he raps people. Oh, he's talking to her? Yeah. He's just destroying them. I thought he was talking to the guy in the vest. He should be talking to the guy in the vest. Look at the guy in the vest. Why is he sweating like he's been rapping? The guy behind those faces. Oh, he's shocked. Shocked that no one's picking you. You go Greg's on your ones and call it a quick day. It really goes that way. The man in the room go this way. Spoke to your doctors. They said, look at him. I'll find your rib cage. So Miss Piggy, where's Kermit? Look at the bitch. You can tell she hurting. I'll kill myself on stage right now. If you start twerking, if I had a hotel and you stayed, I would burn it. You're not bad. You're disturbing. Go gym. I start working. This just feels like too much of a person. Did I just hear your nan? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's coming. Oh God. It's just way too personal. How do people survive this? I start working. Your nan's the only skinny one in your family. Bitch in the ground. Just wasted away. Everyone for you to focus. Just tell that bitch you're making a cake. This is London and it's flawless. What does BBW stand for? Big body walrus. It's nasty. You're butthurt. You sat on Ivy and bruised his face. That's why he stutters. Who brought Sticky Minaj? Oh ----. Oh, Sticky Minaj. Sticky Minaj. Oh dear. This is not fair, man. That is. This is not fair. This can't be legal. We don't get to see the rebuttal. That's the only issue in this. We're just seeing the one side. This can't be legal. Sometimes it's better that you don't see the rebuttal, by the way. Cause it's like, okay, cool. You didn't get it back. Have you lot ever seen the 8 Mile bonus episode? Sorry? 8 Mile. You know the film? Yeah. They've got like a bonus. There's a bonus where Eminem clashes like a few girls. Have you seen it? Nah. That's just girls. Yeah. It's mad. It's brutal. I'm going to do my research. I heard that your girl's called Jasmine cause she's always letting Aladdin. And she heard that my name was Dini thought I said Jeannie and robbed my lamp. So send it for me, you're brave. Reloaded. He's fast though. That was beast. It feels good, man. It feels good when people see Reloaded. I'm telling you. Oh no. You see the time it's seven, eight. His shoe size is seven, eight. The girls that he likes are seven, eight. How many? I love when they start jumping around laughing themselves. It's too funny, look. Look how excited he is. How many? They say Eminem watches your battles. Is that true? Hey Eminem, is that you? You thinking what I'm thinking? Stan too? Bro, your whole Instagram lately been getting me mad. You think COVID is this liberal plan conspiracy fact but I think it's time to give him some stats. I printed a graph. I brought an extra cause I knew this fool would rip it in half. With the props. That's amazing, man. You predicted it. Come on, man. What happens if the guy didn't do that then? Would he have another line? Maybe he had a contingency bar. Yeah, I would have two lines, always. Bro, he loaded up a picture of his mom's grave. Camera was crazy. I just didn't see anything. Holy ----, out of focus. That's his moment though. Josh, I think enough people there saw it. That is crazy. I was meant to be a judge on this. You was meant to be a judge? Yeah. Why didn't you do it on Pen Game? I thought that was just too many mom jokes, man. Like dead mom jokes that was, you know what I mean? Dragging. So I thought, I don't want to go there cause my mom's gone. So I would have to go and jump on the mic. I'll take it personal. No, I hear it. I actually hear it, man. Darkus is too cold, by the way. He's the best. They put me and my brother Chunks on the same wing. Your neck and your chin are the same thing. That is crazy. I see five kids and I ain't got one. Clean hearts. You ain't got one. Sharky, you're abysmal. You're the only girl that likes football. AJ Shabil, I own you. You ain't grown one inch since I've known you. You're a student. I'm the teacher. I'm a human. You're a creature. Nico, your breath stinks from your very core. Talking to you face to face is like going to war. You take showers. That's what everybody thinks. If you got cremated, the ashes would stink. Now, King Kenny, I've got nothing left to prove. Stop bringing me to fights when you lose. So baby, I beg you, recruit me. Please. Kenny, leave. Sharky, no. AJ, bro. Tony, hush. Nico, brush. Yeah, I'm done. What the hell, mate? Big dick for my cell, mate. Check. He's the best, man. Darko's the best. He's the best. I battled him, you know. Did you win? I was close. I'm second. You reckon Darko should get in on the UK, US beef? Darko should go against... I think he should crash Eminem, you know? Oh, you're going with Eminem? I'm joking, go on. I'm going Charlie Clips. Oh. Yeah, Charlie Clips first, then Eminem. We should all, like, come together and send people out. I think. What, you want to draft people in for the war? I think we should do that. I think Sidemen should choose who goes out to go. No, don't put it on us, man. Don't give us that responsibility. Oh, 100%. No, no, 100%. I'm putting it on you lot. No, no, it's not on us, it's not on us. Oh, man. That was good, actually. I enjoyed that. I enjoyed that compilation.