My Life After Stranger Things

Oh my gosh, Millie, there you are. Do you know how to knot? You can't be in here. This is Chioma's office. Uh, yes. Yes. I was just straightening things up. Uh-huh. Well, I'm Mahorio, and I'm the one who's going to be showing you around today. Okay. So, here's your pass. First thing I'm going to have to get you to do is to sign right here. Sure. What's your sister's name? Um, Stacey, but like... She's interesting. There you go. Okay. Do you want a selfie? We can take a selfie together. No, no, no, no. I'll airdrop it to you? No. Sure. Okay, yeah. Look, I know that interns are meant to vanish into the background and staple things. It's just not my vibe. You know, I'm a thinker. I'm a disruptor. And I didn't watch five seasons of Succession to just fade into the background and not be in charge of things. Okay. Here you are, Z. No foam? No fun. There you go. This smells like cheese. Yes. That would be the artisanal oat milk that has your name on it in the fridge. So, um, here you are. That's your last. Thank you. Okay. Can I get you anything else? Is this lactose-free? That, yes. That would... Let me just... I'll just... Taste test. Poison test. Uh, no. It's not lactose-free. I'll be back. Okay, Millie. This is the beauty table. We need every product to be logged and placed according to brand and category. Now. Yeah. Okay. Here at Vogue, they really value proactiveness. So, personally, I've always felt like I'm more CEO-coded than, uh, intern-coded. But, you know, what she ever wants, she ever gets. Look, I didn't want to mention it before. Stranger Things is ending and, of course, that was a steady income. And so I'm kind of looking for what's around the corner. And, um, here I am. But I have far more to offer than, like, being an intern. I can't just, like... Can't do this forever. So, um, I do have a plan to stand out. And I'm hoping... Hoping it works. This is the best thing you'll ever see. This is trend forecasting. We're gonna start off with rodent core. Think rat tails. Think... Think fingerless gloves. Come on. Everyone was onto something. Next, we have, um, chihuahua core. That's my dog. Okay, Winnie. She's an anxious wreck. So, here's the thing. I feel like we need to be more relatable to the girls of my generation. So, it's trembling. It's like that bulgy kind of eye. Like, ah, help me, please. I'm scared. What's the world? So, okay. That's fine. Next, aquarium core. We have aquarium core. See, this was you. Come on. It was us. And the wet look is what I think is in right now. That I actually like. Yeah, exactly. I'm thinking slick. I'm thinking gaunt. You know, I'm thinking like I, you know, caved and soaking wet. Okay, well, last but not least is, um, rotisserie chic. Rotisserie chick. Wordplay. You see the wordplay. Feels like I've lost you. So, let's recenter. It's the end of my day here. I'm finally getting some face time with Chioma. So, she's given me the time of day all day. It's like, what is she actually doing there? But, you know, whatever. Um, I feel like the job offer now is just more of a formality. It's more like NDA, contract, how much do you want? We think you have a really unique perspective on fashion. Yes, I agree. I have definitely a lot more to offer. We don't think you're quite the right fit for intern. I completely, completely agree. I feel like I have outgrown that role and I feel like some of the other interns, like, they should stay where they are, you know, but I feel like I am ready. I'm ready for you. We're letting you go? To fashion week. To go to work somewhere else. Do I think I ran Vogue today? Yes. I think they'll realise that tomorrow. Also, yes, but every great leader, you know, faces resistance. And so I feel like this is just the beginning. You can't still be in here. Yes, I can. No, you can't. You're passed. Give it back. OK, now let's get on our way. Let's get out. I'm done. I'm done with you. OK, the mug. I'm taking it. That's that. The mug.