Ultimate Funny Baby & Parents Compilation 2025 🤣 Try Not To Laugh!

Why did you marry him? Daddy why did mom choose you? Because I'm handsome. But you don't have hair. Don't talk to me. Why are you mad sweetheart? Because daddy said no. No to what honey? I don't remember. Why did you call a police officer? Because daddy's snoring. But snoring is not a crime. But it is loud. Will you love her, honor her, and be faithful to her as long as you both shall live? No. He has opinions apparently. Are you single? Yes why? I'm single too. What do we call a man who is 40 years old? Why are you single daddy? Because I can't find a beautiful woman to marry. You will never find a beautiful woman with your face. What? Please marry any woman daddy. Who do you love? I love mama. Who does mama love? Mama loves daddy. Who does daddy love? Daddy loves pretty ladies. I'm gonna poop on the ground. Oh my god no way. What is something you don't like about mommy? When mommy says babe to daddy. Daddy's not a baby, he is big. Mommy buy me chocolate. No baby it's bad for your teeth. If you don't buy it I'll tell daddy you looked in his wallet. Okay okay two chocolates. So tell me what is the secret to getting rich? Tax evasion. No daddy don't kiss me. Your beard is too scratchy. Who do you love more me or grandma? Grandma. I have to get traffic. What you little traitors. What is the one thing you don't like about daddy? Daddy spends a long time in the toilet. What can I help you with? Marry me. Oh my gosh yes I will marry you. One two three three whole babies. Mama are you a xerox machine? Mommy I want to marry you. Sweetheart she's my wife. No she is my wife. Oh my little jealous prince. Daddy why did mommy marry you? Because I'm handsome. Are you sure Are you happy for your daddy's marriage? No. Why not? Because I also need a pretty wife. You need a pretty wife like who? Like mommy. Daddy let me ask you something. Why is mommy always right and you are always wrong? Mommy today daddy hugged my teacher. What are you serious? You just made my day buddy. Hey good morning. Hey okay okay all right all right come here tiger. I saw him in the car talking to someone and laughing. Who was it? A lady. He called her my love. What do you wish for your mommy and daddy? Divorce. I wish divorce. Shall I? No honey baby brother is inside. Don't eat me too please. I am not tasty. Mommy will you marry me? Buddy she's already taken. Hey there little bean. You are so stinking perfect. Daddy look at the Oh sweetheart. Daddy who created me? God. Who is God? God is God. Who created God? What? Who creates God? Please next time ask me only about camp. Mommy why is daddy sleeping like this? I feel you but what can we do about that? It's annoying. You are so pretty but my mommy is prettier and daddy loves her very much so don't get too close to him. What? Daddy why don't you marry a woman? How old are you daddy? I'm 35. You will expire soon. Why are you so slouchy? Because I'm old honey. Mommy she's drying out. We need a fresh one. I hear you. Daddy I need to tell you something. What is it? I have a boyfriend. When? This morning Jack kissed me. Why did you say no? Because he's cute. Mommy daddy is too loud. What do you mean? Daddy go grrr all night. I can't sleep. Daddy stop being dinosaur. How do babies get inside mommy's belly? First mommy eats the baby. No no no that's not it. Okay mommy drinks the baby. Hello police please come arrest me. Oh really? Yeah. Why? What? Mommy daddy's too loud. What do you mean? Daddy go grrr all night. I can't sleep. Stop being dinosaur. Where's mommy? She's at work buddy. I go work so mommy can rest. Oh you're so sweet. You can't come home drunk like this. No more drinking. Oh okay okay. Daddy again. Why are you crying mommy? Because I'm old. Don't lie mommy. If you had one million dollars who would you give the money to? To my crush. Wait a minute what is crush? What what was that for? That is body building daddy.