Simon Cowell Was NOT Expecting This CRAZY Audition on America's Got Talent!

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What's your name?
My name is Yurian Retriever, and I'm from Japan.
Oh wow, so you flew in to be on America's Got Talent.
Okay, and what do you do for a living?
I'm a performer and dancer.
And that's how you make your living in Japan?
A little bit.
Life of a dancer.
Can I ask one question?
Yeah.
Is this your stage name?
Yeah, Yurian Retriever is my stage name.
How did you come up with that name?
Do you know Retriever?
Of course.
Golden Retriever.
So what does that have to do with Retriever, if you have a cat?
Yeah, his name is Retriever.
We know.
Would you compare yourself to?
I only respect three people in the world.
My mom and my dad.
And?
Julian.
Simon wants it all, Mary.
I like your style, I like your taste.
That was a mistake.
Thank you.
Good luck.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Oh my gosh.
Julian, you gave her a buzzer when every move you just watched was inspired by you.
I am responsible.
This is your gift to the world.
Julian, I want to be like you, but you buzzed me, you buzzed me.
Well, I did learn the choreography quite quickly, so I would have liked to seen a little bit more, but a little bit less.
I think it's safe to say that we could all have done that.
No.
It's uncanny.
And you guys have the same hair, too.
Thanks, Howie.
Simon, please, you are so cute.
It's too late to suck up.
Please, Simon.
Let's be friends.
Let's be, okay.
Sheraton Hotel, three, one, two.
Gabrielle, please.
Know what your double-sided tape is, because it was hanging on, girl.
Let's vote.
I'm going to start.
I love you.
Yes.
Wow, thank you very much.
Gabrielle.
Retriever, I am sorry.
It's a no.
Oh.
Why?
I don't know why.
Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
Julianne.
Okay, yes, me.
I'm excited.
She said yes.
No, no, no.
She said yes.
No, no, no.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
You get three yeses.
You've already got two.
Simon.
I'll tell you what I am prepared to do.
I am prepared to pay Julianne to give you dancing lessons.
I would love to do that.
Oh, really?
But it's a no for now, so thank you.
Oh.
Goodbye.
Excuse me.
Okay, let me calm down.
Oh, God.
But why did say no?
Talk to me.
The golden buzzer is not working, unfortunately.
Oh.
It's time for the other act.
Okay.
Now, this is why I couldn't do Terry's job.
Yuria, I want to tell you I had that exact same hairdo in high school.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
She's left her clothes there.
I am a woman of my word, so open your legs like this.
Okay, so now kind of make your figure eight this way and then this way.
Now, faster, faster, faster, faster.
Hand on the head.
Woo.
That was excellent.
I'm happy to meet you.
Happy to meet you, too.
Thank you for coming.
Oh, just a moment.
Thank you so much.
Lovely to meet you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
We should go.
Come on, guys.
We'll go.
We got to go.
Come on, Gabrielle.
See you later.
We'll go.
We're sort of stuck right now.
She now has a boyfriend.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
