benedict cumberbatch being sassy for 12.5 minutes straight

And finally, Dr. Strange, Benedict Cumberbatch. Yes, I did this. Have you done this before? Well, Lizzy, it's like if you read the script, you come better prepared. What the hell? That's not what we do in the United States. We don't read things. I didn't ask to be so much. Boo! Bobby, it's freaky. Bruh. Why don't we just relax? This is the way. Hold on, hold on, what is it? No. Huh? No vanquishing. Why? I don't understand. So, oh, no, not Wong. He's in the cloak of a cape. Was it a question or was it just a kind of... Who has a sword? It could be. Because questions are not answers. I'm about to beat this bitch up. No, I'm just, I'm thinking. This is me thinking. This isn't me asking. He fucked up. I don't know why I love watching this, because all of a sudden it's like I can see, like, maybe what... Come on, hesitate, bitch. I was playing. Don't play with me. I am not the one. I would trust Tom Holland with a spoiler. Three, two, one. We were paired up a lot during The Avengers, so I was driving on grenades in that ******* center. I'm beginning to think now he just does it so that I can be seen as a babysitter. I am shooketh. Hi, I'm Aidy Bryant, and Beck, what is this exactly? You'll see. Contestant number three. I am dead inside. Hello, I'm Benedict Cumberbatch, and I don't remember this sketch at dress rehearsal. Great, thank you all for being here. And now it's time to play... I don't feel so good. Oh, Beck. We're gonna start with Winston. Winston, let's take a look at... All right. ...at what you learned at that comic book store in North Hollywood. Boom. I think I actually drew Cumberbatch. What's up with that? That's more Doctor Stranger. I think I drew... Doctor Strange and Vision had a love child. Exactly. Vision and Benedict. Fantastic. That drawing basically looks like my face. All right. They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it. Hey, that is a really cute necklace. Is that Etsy? Do not touch the eye of Agamotto. Now I'm panicking. Idiot. Sorry. What is that? You suck. Oh, no, he didn't. Next. Where's Marcus? I don't know. You don't know? I don't know what to tell you. Marcus? Oh, he went home. You are known for actually dropping spoilers or actually revealing things. No, I don't think you understand. That maybe shouldn't be out there, and are you babysitting him? Is this what's going on? I wouldn't say babysitting. I'm going to give you a challenge for the next time we do an interview. Okay. The next time we do an interview, if you could bring me everything I've ever spoiled, if you could do the research, because I don't actually think I've spoiled that much. Huh? I don't actually think I've spoiled that much. Whatever you say. I don't think I've actually spoiled that much. Are you sure about that? Okay, let's move on. Someone has an accident, or we have a breakup in our relationship, or someone dies. This is a moment when our world is completely upside down. When was a moment for you when your world was upside down, and what was the compass that brought you back into life? Gosh, this is a huge topic. Are people really ready for this? Of course. Now, what's one question about this film that you haven't been asked that I should definitely go for? Here we go again. Oh God, you want me to do your job for you? It's hard enough with jet lag, and you're about the 50th person, and now you want me to ask my own questions? Help me out. No, back to the drawing board with you. Come on. Darn it. Outrageous. Go ask Martin to ask you a question. I don't know. Okay, Benedict, you're up. 30 seconds on the clock. Tell me, why is Benedict Cumberbatch hot? What? Well, I mean, honestly, I don't know either. I mean, you know, some people said I look a bit like a hammerhead shark. Yeah, yeah. Or, you know, a lizard man. Also great. And I sort of think I look a little bit like Sid the Sloth from My Safe. Totally, you do. I will beat you the **** up. But I guess it doesn't really matter because Glamour magazine named me one of their sexiest men alive, so... Are there new characters in this movie? Don't, don't, don't do it. We had to count to Marvel's gonna make an appearance. Is that how you get away with it? Yeah, just basically. That's why we're paired together. What Tom doesn't realise is that in LA when we see it for the first time, there's gonna be a separate little red carpet for him. He's gonna go off to another cinema and watch Toy Story 3. Now that's bullying. The animation's great. I don't know, they cut me out of the film, but it was great. Why would you say that? Watch Toy Story 3. You put me in such an uncomfortable situation. You know I'm not happy, you know I tried. I missed the part where that's my problem. I don't really want to give Mackie too much air time. He's quite a beautiful specimen. Mackie feels great about himself. That's what I mean. Yes. I do not need to inflate that thing anymore. No, Mackie feels great. It's already inflated, so it's wrong as well. They did a great sort of Scrabble score, but apart from that, it's a bit clumsy. And they went, it's great. What is the name of the cape worn by Doctor Strange? Dang it. I know this. It's a cloak. No, it's a cloak, but... Jumbo. Cloak of Levitation. What just happened? We gotta do another round. It is the Cloak of Levitation. Cloak of Levitation. God says that's correct. The Cloak of Levitation. When it gets on my back. No. When it gets on my back. It's called cloak as well. I know, but when it's a cloak, but I didn't know it was like... Whatever. It's the cloak. It's my dad. Shut up, bitch. That's pretty crazy. You just said, yeah, I'll be in it. You're a squirrel girl. That didn't happen. Squirrel girl. Squirrel girl is a thing. Yeah, it's a thing. All right. Yeah, it's a thing. Whatever. Squirrel girl. You don't know squirrel girl? She's nuts. Wait a minute. She's nuts. Did you just say that? Internet, come with us. You'll be here all week. Hangs out with Namor the Submariner. Keeping a secret. Tom H., is that true? And that producers went to extreme lengths to keep you from knowing what actually happens in the film? Hold on. What the hell? Yeah, I'm very stressed right now because this is live. So, I'm really just trying to sit on it. I'm just literally on the verge of like a mental breakdown. Tom's not actually going to the premiere. There's going to be a separate little red carpet. He's going to go up and see Toy Story 3. So, don't give it any credit. This is your first and last live interview. Awesome. I don't feel so good. Are you a human? My scanners are like kind of broken. I threw out this wonderful sort of protoplasmic psychic interference, which basically scrambles any instruments that want to clearly define who I am by the name or nature. So, you're going to have a hard time finding out who I am with instrumentation. So, I am Confucian. Okay. Do you have that always when you were born? Yes. It was, some would say a defect, but I would say perfect that I was born. You thought it was Groot? Yeah. I thought it was Hulk. You're touching yourself, so maybe that was... No comment. Yeah. Okay. So, we have... The whole thing should be rather enjoyable. And when I say rather enjoyable, I mean the best f***ing breakfast of our lives. Eggs and s***. Oh, oh. You know what? Wait. I think I figured it out. I just need to ask you a follow-up question and I need to whisper it. Why though? No, Beckett's average-sized. Yeah, the balls too. Damn it. I wish there was like a... I wish there was a big group text. That sounds like the name of the group text. The Avengers. Super Secret Squirrel Society. What? I don't know, you know what I mean? That was so, yeah. I wonder, maybe it's because I'm part of it and you're not. Why would you say that? I was playing. Stop it. It's just, I don't know. No, I'm joking. His face was like, crushed again. No, I promise to God, you've really... That I'm not big. No, no, no, you're not. Tom, we've been told that you're quite bad at giving away the kind of secrets in the films and stuff. So they give you the secrets. I am here to filter everything he says before he says it. I have that ability, so I can just go like that. Yes, I do think. So they give you the script really as late as possible, is that right? No, they don't give anyone the scripts. I did read the scripts, yeah. Did you? Yes. Of course, they're not going to give you the script. You want to know what? No, I am going to... Don't walk off. Come back. I did my... But look, I'm old school and I've also kept state secrets. What was it about? You'll find out. I love his cape. The cape is special. I'm fiery. Yes. Cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak, cloak. Sorry. Excuse me. Okay. Daddy, chill. You are now thinking about Doctor Strange's naked butt. F*** you. We don't have time for this. He has to be stopped. Yeah. Eat limes, bitches. Oh my God. Get security. Security. There's an evil cover-up. Security. Cheers. Ow. Oh, f*** that's hot. I can't taste anything. I'm sorry.