Matt Rife Native Americans

What is it? Mi'kmaq. Mi'kmaq? Yeah. Thank you. I'm glad to be accepted by the indigenous people. Thank you. Yes! Do I, do I get anything? Yes! I don't even know how to repay you. What do I, what do I get you? Blankets? Mi'kmaq. Man, you guys aren't fun at all, man. What's the native language? Mi'kmaq. Oh, it is Mi'kmaq? Yeah. Thinking somebody would speak Mi'kmaq. Yeah, I speak, I'm fluent in my language. You're fluent in it? Yeah. Tell me something, anything. The indigenous people, we are, uh, what is so fun, we ask money, I want to fight. Is that what that says? All of, you said 30 words to just say, do you want to fight? That took forever. No wonder you guys lose. Alright, you guys were allowed to be hesitant on that one. That's exactly where I was going with this question. Six kids? Jesus Christ. Or whoever you worship. They're all the same. Do you guys do, like, the whole spirit animal thing? Yeah, I've actually, I got my spirit animal name last year from the elders. Just last year? Yeah, Mother Nature's Green Beaver. Your spirit animal is Mother Nature's Green Beaver. I gotta tell you, that sounds like chlamydia. I would, I would, I would ask again. Roll that dice again. You said your community supports me. How many do you think? Well, there's 12 reserves in Nova Scotia. Hold on, now do all 12 of them know who I am? All 12 reserves? Yeah. Really? Yeah. How's the word get around? I put out a lot of videos. That's a lot of smoke. I'm about to be done with you guys, to be honest. That was a solid joke. I don't want to ******* die on that hill, dude. That'd be ******* cool to go do a show there. I was just going to say that. Really? Could I really? Yes. That'd be so cool. Thank you. Okay. How much money do you guys have? Just give me a casino. We'll call it even. I swear to God, you guys. Do they naturally have a good sense of humor, everybody, you would imagine? Yeah. Are they like dark ----? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. All right. I'll **** with you guys. I don't know what canceling looks like in your community, but I feel like I'm going to lose a scout. Damn. Oh, that's how I should have ******* said that. I should have said, when tickets go on sale, watch out for scalpers. ****! It was right there. So close. Damn, that would have been good. Everybody rewind. Can I get a picture with you? My community don't think I'm really seeing you tonight. I want to take a picture with you, but I don't want it to end up in a history book. Micma. I want to Google this. The Micma are an indigenous group of people of northeastern woodlands, native to the areas of Canada's Atlantic provinces, primarily Nova Scotia. What are they known for? The rich artistic traditions, particularly the quill work. Do you work any quills? No. No? All right. Well, that's extinct. They work with birch bark? Canoes are made out of birch bark? No ******* way. Okay. Thought it was Bass Pro Shop. Does the tribe exist today? Yep. Is there an important number within the community? 1752. 1752? Was that Fetty Wap? 1748. 1738. 1738? Okay, sorry. I haven't slept with any black guys. You what? You were a work release. I don't know what that means. I go to work, and then I go back to jail. Go to work. You go to work, then go back to jail. Where were you working? For the Nisqually tribe. For the what tribe? The Nisqually tribe. Am I saying this right? Just say you work at the casino, man. What are you doing? Getting letters involved. You work for, like, natives? Yeah, she's native. You're native? You work for her family? That's kind of cool. That's pretty sick. What did the tribe have you doing? Folding blankets? That's a little history joke. I love that you're a native. That's very cool. What's the name of that tribe again? Nisqually. That's very cool. Do you guys do, like, uh... Do you guys do up there as well? That's not how I thought the rules were going to sound, to be honest. I didn't make the noise. You can't... You can't ******* tweet about it later, because I didn't do it. We have to ******* go back to Washington. I don't think I forgot them. Misplaced, maybe. Oh, man. No, we talked about the Red Devils. What is, like... White people should be saying, just native. What is the official... Is it tribe? Is it... Nation. Wonderful. And what is your nation? Creed? Like, can you take me higher to a place where we can build a casino? How would I audition for them? Oh, man. I think I would... I would get on my... I would sit on my cellmate's shoulders. Like, on top of his shoulders, right? But if we're both facing this way, I would then... Spin around to where my junk is in his face. We would make ourselves large, and I would call myself a scrotum pole. Learned that in shop class. Yeah, don't ask how he lost that thumb. I clenched.