Bobsledder goes down solo after all his teammates miss the ride | Things You Missed

Argentina is up 2-1. First to three goals wins. It's the 2026 Kings Cup. This is pool play. It's two-on-one. We'll two-on-two and the goalie. And we're going to get a little pause here. Commit to me. Commit to me. I'm going psych. I'm passing open net. No. Goalie makes the save, stands up, boots it all the way across the arena into the net. And that is how Argentina won. And that is how Japan lost. Unbelievable finish in the Kings Cup. This was being played in Brazil. This is something you missed that you never planned on watching. Take another look. Made the save. Gets up, boots it. I gotta be honest. We've got a doozy of an episode for you guys today. Thank you very much to DraftKings for sponsoring and for you guys for tuning in. Once again, this is everything you missed that you never planned on watching. To the Bobsled World Cup, we go where Team USA is looking to do some damage in the four-man bobsled. USA, USA, USA, said the crowd. They're going crazy. Okay. We got Chris Horn. That's the driver. That's the guy in front. Everyone knows he's the most important. He's in the bathtub at night while the other guys are partying. We've all seen it. Oh no. The second, oh my goodness gracious. They're all out. The other three riders do not get in the sled. Our guy Chris Horn is going down solo. The weight distribution is all wrong. It's kind of like when you go to a water park and you would miss the tube on purpose. One time I did that. Me and my sister went up top and I wanted to go down no tube, but what happens, I jumped off the back top of the tube, flipped because the way she busted her face came down. My mom was at the bottom. She came down just crying her eyes out. I came down laughing. She was like, oh my God. Anyway, he's doing great. Turns out he doesn't need them. I mean, it's bumpy and rickety and they got disqualified, but why not give it your all? Only problem is, did you see that? He turned to look right here and he's like, oh, no one's in this thing with me. The brake man sank. He's in the back. He has to get up and he shifts to the back seat of the bobsled to pull the brakes. He's a one man band. He was in the two man race earlier and his brake band got injured in an accident and he, that, that guy was also in the four man, but had to get replaced by, you guessed it, the second guy who botched it all. This guy, I mean, he hits the netting and just gets spun, dude. Like, I hope he's okay. If that was a real wall, that would stink. Luckily, it was like a net. I don't know. Still looks bad. And did the guy in the very end just bail? Was he like, I don't want to do this. Looks like they're having much more fun. Get me out of here. Anyway, that sled gone. Junk it. Next, let's head to the Venezuelan professional baseball league. Luis Angel Acuna, Mets infielder, brother of Acuna. He had himself a day. First pitch of this at bat hits a bomb into the empty seats in the left. Turns a 3-4 deficit into a 6-4 lead. That ball was inside. He opened the hips up, went and got it. His next at bat, or I don't know if his next at bat, can't be, but later in the game, first pitch again from a lefty, big deficit. It's 15-7 now. Now it's 16-7. So they're just running away with it. But he's got two homers on the day. This one was a bit of a hanger over the plate. Hits it with the end of the bat. Knew it right away into the night sky. Okay. And now here he comes in the seventh inning. There's two outs. He's hit two home runs, both of them on the first pitch of the at bat. Is he going to get another juicy one or do they know maybe make him chase? Let's not just give him a pitch in the zone. The kid's hot. There you go. Fastball up top and then fastball up and away gets the strike. He says, it's all right. I wasn't going to hit that anyway. I'm trying to pull the ball and that was high and away. So why don't you just throw some lazy off speed and let me yank it into them. Empty seats again. That's three homers on the day. Nobody in this league has ever hit four home runs in a single game. Can it happen? Well, this is the ninth inning. The batter before him in a 10 run game, they throw it at him once. They throw it at him twice and the batter lets him know that's twice now. Twice you throw at me. I didn't appreciate it either time. And then bench is clear. It's a lot to do about nothing. They eject that pitcher. That batter goes to first base because like he says twice, twice now, once and then twice. And now we're counting and the manager saying, let's all get out of here. Come on, let's get out of here, which brings up our next batter and brings in a position player and the first pitch of the at bat. Absolute Ephus ball. And he smashes it. I don't care if we're up 10. I want to be the first player in Venezuelan professional baseball to hit four homers in a single game. And that I have out of my brother's shadow. I bloom or nobody thought all of that, but it was cool. And it hit four home runs and there three of them came on the first pitch. So that's nice. Look at that. As I said, this episode is brought to you by DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL. They make every playoff moment feel bigger. DraftKings has your back with early exit protection. If the player in your eligible NFL prop bet goes down at any point in the first half, you still get paid in cash. Here's the best part. New customers bet just $5. And if your bet wins, you get $300 in bonus bets instantly. So download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code JMSports. That's code JMSports to turn $5 into 300 bonus bets. If your bet wins in partnership with DraftKings Sportsbook, the crown is Jake's. And now for the real deal, the highlight of the show, the Ohio Bocce League championship between the Wycliffe Barbarians and Youngstown Flash. Youngstown Flash, they were sixth seed out of six teams going into the playoffs. They find themselves in the championship. And look at this, flashing their feet down the carpet, watching that ball gently roll. And he says, all right, we've got that one. Let's see if they can counter. See if they can do a little bangerang. And the Barbarians say we're Barbarians, baby. That's all we do. Bangerang your ass. Knocks them out. Now this old guy in the hat, he wants a high five. He's going to go down the line. And that means he's going low. But the guy up top thinks it's coming to him and he falls for it. He almost hits him in the head. They weren't on the same page with the high fives. But what they do know is they're Barbarians and we will bully you off this carpet. Look at the replay. Look at that. Bam. And now who's up? Us. Old man Flash says, two can play that game. Youngin, he knocks his ball away. He gets either banging on the dang glass. The opponent is high fiving him. Nice roll. This guy, I'm all fingertips. I'm on the Barbarians, but I'm kind of the gentle soul of the bunch. I'm just going to get inside you. I'm going to get inside the ball. I'm going to get inside your head. Boom. Look at that. But one sleeve rolled up the backhand, the bounce, the stare, the form, the Barbarian closer, knocks him away and gives them the victory. Unbelievable. How about that? That's Bocce. That's what it does. The Wickliffe Barbarians become the first ever Ohio Bocce League champions. And we witnessed it and we enjoyed it and we were impressed. Here's a hockey goal you will remember forever. Kind of like everyone remembers the first Michigan that was done and that's seared in your brain, the grainy footage. You remember it? Well, this goal, this play by Abby Murphy on Minnesota, you're going to remember as soon as you see the slow-mo replay. Because you saw it right there and you're like, I think I saw something cool. What happened? What was it? Well, just wait. This is the goal. He's like, I don't care. Whatever. You're going to remember this. And sometimes this makes you think they credit who got the goal wrong. Oh my God. Okay. Flips it up. Defender pulls her hand up, pulls her eyes up, bats it underneath between the defender's leg, backhands it to a teammate who nets it. And like 97 gets credit for the goal. Bella Fennel, I think is her name. But I mean, this is Abby Murphy's goal. We got to rework how we give credit for goals, I think. We don't have to. Well, who's the playmaker here? I mean, look at this play. If you watch this, you're going to remember. You'll be like, oh yeah, yeah, cool play. I saw it. Let's call it the Abby Murphy. Is it called something hockey community? Please don't tell me this is already called something. Let's call it Murphy. Call it the Murphy. Call it the Abby Murphy. That was everything you missed that you never planned on watching. Thank you very much for tuning in. Appreciate you guys as always. I got to say, this was a banger of an episode. This was a good episode. This is an episode you share with your friends and your aunts and your uncles and that cousin who you don't talk to, but you know they like sports.