G63 vs Patrol: The Ultimate Desert Drag Showdown

Which one is faster, the G63 2022 or the Nissan Patrol 2019? Today we're putting two of the Middle East icons head-to-head. The 2022 Mercedes-AMG G63 and the 2019 Nissan Patrol. The G-Wagen comes with a 4.0-litre twin-turbo V8, pushing out around 577 horsepower. Now the Patrolist 2019 model packs a 5.6-litre V8, making 400 horsepower and around 560 Newton meters of torque. So on paper, the G-Wagen dominates in power acceleration. The Patrol fights back with reliability, off-road confidence, two beasts, two personalities, but only one can win today. Let's see what happens. Obviously, I'm going to be winning today because I've got the G63 2022, which is packing roughly 500 horsepower with V8 engines. As you can hear how loud it sounds. Now, Fahad has no idea what he's up against. We have the OG Nissan Patrol. This baby is 2019. It's ready to hustle. He has no idea what is under the boot. Could be supercharged, could be turbocharged. He doesn't have an idea. I'm saying we're at around 400 horsepower, again a V8. And I think this time we got a shot. Here's the twist. Just like last time, we're not allowed to start the engine of the car. We're only allowed to push the car. Bro, not again. But guess what? I was ready for you. You know what we're going to do? Yes, we have to push it. You can't turn the car on. You got to do 15 push-ups before you get to push the car. I'm pretty sure that I can do 15 push-ups way faster than you. It's game on, baby. All the way down. 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. I forgot the camera. You have to get the camera. No, come on. No, no, no. I can't lose this again. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. That's impossible again, man. No way. No, go, go, go. You're kidding, man. I think I won. You're joking. What is this juju that you're doing? I think actually. This is unreal, man. This is ridiculous. This guy has to be. I'm the worst car pusher ever. Alex right here, lost with an OG Nissan Patrol. It hurts me to say this. I didn't want the G-Wagon to win. I really, I really can't. Alex stands no chance. Whether he's got a McLaren, a Nissan Patrol or anything. Yeah, I'm lost for words, honestly. 2-0. There was not a doubt in my mind that this would be easier to push than the G-Wagon. This thing is super heavy. This is the face of a loser right here. Wait, the third one. Third time luck. Next time it's on the water. I'm not doing any of this. We're going in the water, bro. I'm a whale. I'm gonna eat you up. A whale. Right here. This is what, this is what, this smells so loser. The saddest part is he thinks that he didn't put this on purpose.