BABY ALERT!: Katy Perry Is Having Justin Trudeau's BABY!

This is terrible. Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are having a love child. It's true, and it's scary. It's clearly a threat to peace, order, and good government. Why? Well, this love child will eventually be eligible to become president of the United States. Tucker Carlson will soon be announcing that this is a deep state communist plot. Alex Jones will be chiming in very, very soon. It's very disturbing. And you know what this means? Endless stories on TMZ, paparazzi sitting outside the hospital on baby watch, and the inevitable never-ending headlines on the front page of the National Enquirer. Inquiring minds want to know, is the child a socialist or a capitalist? Not only that, we're announcing right here, that Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are already planning their divorce. It's a celebrity relationship. It's inevitable. And remember, you heard it here first on Maverick News, but we're always one step ahead of the narrative.