PART 1: The BEST Funny Pets and Animals of April 2024

Hmm, yes, indubitably, oh, Kraft American, classic indeed. Is that cheese? I love cheese. I want to get the cheese. Oh my gosh, I love cheese. You have more cheese? Oh, cheese. Now, I know what you're thinking. How did I get so rich? Well, first, you have to listen to Gary V. Karen, listen to me. I'm going to show you how to get this money on your own. You don't need me. You don't need to take my money. So you go on YouTube, type in Gary V. And then when you do that, oh my god, Karen, Karen, stop being a freeloader and listen to me. You need to get on that grind set. I believe in you. Hey, you want to see my impression of your ex-boyfriend? Here it goes. My name is Kevin and I like the UFC. That's exactly what he sounded like. Crappy and dry. I'm going to go check movie times in the bathroom. Thanks for letting Jay stay here while he gets over his girlfriend. You've officially offended me and I'm walking away now because I don't want to say something that I'm going to regret, okay? A source close to Jay Law told ET kids were always in the couple's future and they began the discussion of starting a family shortly after getting married. That's it, Freddie. I don't care if you have agoraphobia or going outside. I'm done watching you lift your balls indoors. You got to do it outside like a real guy. Oh yeah, you sure got a lot of cool stuff in this tent, mate. Wait, you just slapped my bum. Mate, stop touching my bum, mate. Stop slapping my bum, mate. You can't just go around slapping a wombat's bum like that, mate. It's not cool. You don't just slap a wombat bum. I was trying to get you to say that, Catnip, but it was cool. I don't have any problem keeping my eyes open. That was strong, Catnip. Look, I'm not saying I look like Kylie or Kim pretty, but I definitely think I look Kourtney pretty. Dog number one. Dog number two. Good catch. Dog number three. Good catch. Dog number four. Hey, Sheldon. How you doing? Oh, hey, Howard. You see that game last night? No, I was watching The Bachelorette. It was the men tell all. It was pretty boring. Oh, yeah. I stopped watching after Hannah Bee season. That was a good one. What did you say to me? What did you say? No, no. What did you say? What did you say? Say it again so I can hear it. Say it again. You said my ears were big. You're saying something. No, no. Come back and say it. Say it, tough guy. I'll fight you. I will fight you. Okay, bye. Hey, wait up. Yep. Yep. Hey, hold on. Hold on. Wait up. Yep. I'm with Boatsmates. I need to get a fish. I think the order for Julian said we have one more fish as well. Yep. Thank you very much. Have a nice day. Oh, totally. So I told Sandra that like there's just no way I'm going to do that because they're roommates. I'm like, wait a second. Wait a second. Oh, my God. He's so cute. Excuse me. Excuse me. Can I get your number? Excuse me. I just I'm not sure if I'm doing this right. I mean, the water's going in my mouth, but something seems off. This can't be the proper protocol for this kind of thing. You can have all of them. Waffle fries. Oh, yuck. I asked for seasoned curries. Stop. Get down. Opal. I am so excited to go play in the rain. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no, no, no, no. This was this was a mistake. Okay. Yep. We are coming back inside. Coming back inside. No, thank you. There are two types of dogs. The gentle one and the not so gentle. That's what you said. And you know what? What was that? I hate walking in the rain. What are we doing out here? Can we just go home already, please? What are you? No, absolutely not. I'm not walking through this puddle. You're crazy. I just had a pedicure. Absolutely not. I'm not going to do it. Fine. Fine. I'll do it. Oh, God. Oh, I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Oh, my God. How many times are we going to do this? I know how to sit. Yeah, I know how to lie down. I might be a puppy, but I wasn't born yesterday. Can I heard that? I know everyone thinks that you're not doing it, but you're definitely doing it. I heard the beeping. Who's that? It's just a bug. Just say it, wise guy. Yeah, I got balls on my neck. That's what I got. You're looking at them. So just say it. Get balls on my neck. Good job, buddy. And started running from me. This video is a warning for anyone who's interested in adopting. I can't make out right now. They're very independent. Sometimes I almost forget I have a dog. You know what I mean? It's like he's just nowhere to be found. Nothing like a New York pizza pie. You know what I'm saying? Everywhere else, the pizza is garbage. It's because of the tap water. Wait, I'm sorry. What do you mean? The Barbenheimer trend is over. Oh, you think you're like good or something? You think you're good? You think you're good? No way. Let's go get some beers. You guys suck at this game. Come on, let's go. Oh, you're trying again. Yeah, I think you can get it this time. Probably. No way. Get that get out of here. Okay, beer time. There's a cat on the green just with her ball. Is my dog the only one that doesn't catch food? Let's say hit her. Look. Hank, what are you doing? Stay. Stay. All right, yes, let's give it a shot then. Yes, little day-old cheeto dust, little sweat, little dirt in the playground. You have really outdone yourself this time, Chancellor. Where's your lovely teeth? Oh, look at them. Let me see your lovely teeth. Oh, wow. Let's see. Did you go to Turkey and get them done? Oh, look at them. Well, no, I'm listening. I think your story is really interesting. Jack. Oh, Jackson, no. Yeah, they're gonna get you. Yo, what is that? That's weird, dude. What is that stuff? That's like, that's like invisible, like food. What is that? That's weird. That's supposed to be my ball, man. That's weird. I don't know how to process this. I'm kind of freaking out, but I guess I'll keep playing with it because it's really cool. Because Kitty peed the bed again, she has to do laundry tonight. So she's helping me with laundry tonight. This is what she gets for acting up and peeing the bed like she's a kid when she's not. My dad is mad at me because I acted like I had to go outside, but really, I just wanted to see if he could catch me. So I ran up and down the stairs and all around the building 10 times until my mom used some treats to lure me in and trap me. And then my dad finally caught me and had to carry me on three flights of stairs. Last one. Come on, Layla. Push it. Go, Layla. Yeah. Look at her running. Yeah. Good girl. Good job. Yeah. Look at you. Oh, last little hissing stuff with daddy. Oh. Lizzy. Lizzy. You guys are so dumb. Hey, you cannot go with me. Get up. Go home. Bye. Go home. Come inside. You can't go.