Today's vlog is going to be epic.
Kami and Parker, they're going to be parents today.
When I first saw baby Henry, I thought he was really cute.
But then my mom was like, you're going to be a parent for the day.
I don't think he can eat a full apple.
Oh my gosh, he's a pro.
I don't know which way is the front and which way is the back.
I'll give you a thousand robots.
I don't think I could be a parent.
I'm 12 years old.
I've never changed a baby cipher.
Colton's a professional babysitter.
I don't think he can eat a full apple.
And he goes...
Like it?
He likes licking it.
He likes licking apples.
Colton's babysitting tips 101.
Make the baby lick an apple.
This is how you play Pet Sematary.
See all these guys right there?
These are Kami's pets.
Oh my gosh, he's a pro.
I clicked there.
Oh my gosh, we're hatching a spoof bag.
Ice cream.
Do you like ice cream?
Shame.
It's drooling off my fingers.
Comment below if you guys think that Henry's going to be a future gamer
because I totally think he is just like me.
I'm a gamer.
Henry, this is Henry the Squishmallow.
Can you say hi?
Okay.
Oh, he likes this one.
See?
Henry likes Henry.
We got more Squishmallows in Parker's room, so let's put them in here.
Prince Henry and King Henry.
Where'd Henry go?
When I put Henry in the Squishmallows, I think he was so chill.
He was just like the king of Squishmallows.
Hey, where did Kami and Parker go?
Like...
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no.
Guys, get over here.
You guys, he needs a diaper.
When I changed Henry's diaper, it was like so smelly and like...
I couldn't even be close to it.
I was like...
I don't know which way is the front and which way is the back.
Both.
Both?
I think it's this way.
Yeah.
Yo, go with Henry.
Henry's warrior pose.
Henry, it is me, Banksy.
Let's make a run for it.
Now is our chance.
Imagine I'm sitting there and like poop is in your butt.
Parker, you're not helping.
I have to put it the other way.
Changing his diaper, I mean, it wasn't the worst experience I've ever like encountered,
but like it wasn't horrible.
Literally, Parker just sat there and like literally did nothing.
Parker, you want to taste it?
If I had to try baby food, I would probably only do it if I was either forced to
or someone like bet me or something.
I don't want baby food.
Henry, do you like it?
It's rocket ship.
Parker, if you eat this much, I'll give you a thousand Robux.
Two thousand.
One thousand five hundred.
One thousand nine hundred ninety nine.
Okay.
Here comes the choo-choo train.
That was not enough, Parker.
That's like one Robux there.
That is not good.
The baby food is like, when I was about to like bring it in my mouth, I was like,
it tasted so bad that I was like, how did I like this when I was a baby?
I don't even know how.
I was like, huh?
Henry, what's the matter?
Are you tired?
I think I just realized the meaning of life.
Want the hat?
Here, he's tired.
Henry, are you preppy?
Yeah.
Yes.
Same.
Watch, look at it.
Glowing preppy Henry.
There you go, Henry.
Wait, wait, you gotta like.
Henry?
Think.
You good?
Is he counting how many fingers he has?
I have 10 fingers.
Same.
I did it.
Hey.
That's for your talent.
We should go on ATT.
Putting the crib together was actually hard.
You had to push down and you have to lift and lock it.
It's like hard.
Push the center down until all four rails are locked.
Okay, push it down now, Liza.
Where's that going all the way down?
See?
Yep, that's me.
You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Henry, what do you want me to sing?
Great English.
Do you like Taylor Swift?
No.
I think that's a yes.
He's smiling.
He's okay, he's dancing.
It's my favorite, but I just...
See, look at it.
You know, Henry's really cute and everything.
He's calm.
He's like a...
He's not like...
He's like...
Not like a big wah-wah.
He does like something else.
He's like...
And he's like...
He's like...
At the end of the day, Lord, I pray.
I have a love that's good.
Parenting pros.
Bro, I'm just saying, nobody can beat us.
People have been training for parenting for like 15 years.
I don't know if people do that, but we're better.
One day, can we put Henry to sleep?
It wasn't that hard because he was so...
He's so calm.
Now is our chance, Banksy.
They think I'm asleep.
Let's make a run for it.
I think it is hard to be a parent because I only did that for the day.
And if you had to do that forever, that would suck.
I enjoyed babysitting Henry because he's so cute.
And I like when we gave him the apple.
And when he was in the big squishmallows, he's like...
We're like, all hail King Henry.
All hail King Henry.
I think being a parent is hard because like you're trying to do something.
And then they're like, wipe me, wipe me.
Okay, now I have to wipe them.
And they're like, okay.
And now they go, I'm hungry.
Why?