Trying Luxury Public Restrooms!!

There's something about going to a nice public restroom that's very, very special. And here's what it is. The corporations who overcharge us for everything are constantly making us feel less than. But there's a social contract that says they must provide a bathroom. Oh, my God, it smells amazing. Now, at an upscale place, the bathroom has to be just as nice as the services they provide. So what's nice about a public bathroom is they present something really luxurious and we get to go in and destroy it for free. Today's video is a good one. We're going to find the five best public restrooms in Los Angeles. We're going to take them to it. We're going to count them down, leading up to a magnificent, magnificent bathroom that you'll see at the end of the video. Let's go. I'm hyped. I'm hyped. I'm had to make blog. Yeah. And don't try to make a lot of poop jokes today. We don't want this to be a disgusting blog. Well, I do need to drop a few friends off at the lake. Who's this? Wait, because I think I'm hyped. I have to do the blog. I'm hyped. I'm hyped. People are going to be like, was Jason on something? We're going today. We're going to go find the best public bathrooms in Los Angeles because, you know, you never you never know when you have to go. I don't know about this, Skims. Wait, it's really nice. It's a little tight. It's really not. No, it's OK. Everything was going great trying to find, but then Nadine and I got in the car. We didn't know how to start the car. I have Elon's number from when I was dating. You want me to call him? So Nadine called up Elon Musk and he told us just how to start the Tesla. OK, OK. What you want to do is you're going to. OK, you you you you you have the Tesla. I can't believe he's just on the phone with Elon Musk. That's wild. Oh, he's so sweet. He just sent me this. Oh, you guys still stay in touch. It's crazy. That's our baby together. Beverly Hills, where I belong with the rich folk. I got an idea for a video. Yeah. Jason loses 20 pounds. Are you unable to walk upstairs? Are you out of breath just sitting, watching TV? So we're splitting up. Yeah, but not just yet. First, you have to get credibility and that's going to take me. I think I'll lay on this bed. That's not. Oh, no. You OK? Did that hurt? You got shocked. We have our thumbnail. She got shocked. You're going to have to go. I'm going. Yeah. This is this is bad. She's saying Reddit has has tricked her. This is a stained toilet seat. IP sitting down. Yeah, it's my only time just to really just get a break. This is like a two out of 10. Terrible. What do you mean? I mean, like just a terrible bathroom. I mean, it stinks. It smells like urine. It's like not nice. I will put this at number five. Yes. OK. Did Reddit say it was good? Yeah, but I might be on like a like a homeless Reddit. So it's like, well, guys, that was our first stop. That's number five. So Crate and Barrel, it's adequate. If you need to go, you definitely go in there and use it. The woman was on to me. She said this to me. She goes, what? So what's going on? What's going on? What's going on? I'm in your store. Now, using the bathroom at Chanel. I don't know. Well, I'm going to try shoes on. Really nice. They don't let you film in there. Oh, my God. Now, this is living. What? Oh, my God. It smells amazing. Let's see if it means that they have soap. Soap could be better at Chanel, but let's see. This is nice. This is living. Oh, it smells good. Look at that. They got the sticks. And, you know, you could look at yourself while you poop. Fantastic. Love the wastebasket. And now the test. Oh, yeah, that's nice. For privateness, I'm going to put this at number three right now. It was great. Yeah, it was great. It was it's a single. I like a little like beautiful sinks when you walk in and stalls. Oh, like like Beverly Hills Hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was definitely like I said, I would put it at three. I could maybe put it at two. Where do these guys go to the bathroom? Oh, I love Beverly Hills. It's so nice. I did the fireman talking. He's waving. Let's go. Thank you, boys. Keep it a safe. I'm like a six year old. I don't want you to see that. But what is based off my body? Oh, which one? Hmm. Oh, gosh, Naveen. Wow. Isn't that pretty? The best part of this bathroom is you can jewelry shop on the way. Get in there. Oh, I'll meet you out here. I'm actually going to pee. I'm going to show the women. OK, great. Sit down and enjoy. This is nice. Look at the marble with the wallpaper right here. Very nice. Mm hmm. I love it, really. Here we go. Wonderful. And now we'll do the sit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's good. Beautiful curvature to the bowl there. I'm going to have to put this at number one, guys. This one's going to be at number one. Very nice. What a strong showing for the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in terms of public bathrooms. Back to you, Naveen. Unreal. Incredible. What's the number? That's number one. What? It's got to be. Wait, why? It was so great. It was. It had Elton John playing. It smelled great. It had Kleenex. It had marble. Beautiful marble when you walk in. Look at this. Wow, that's so gorge. You know, we could be here at any time. I know we should come down and have a Coke or a tea. You have beautiful blue eyes. Let's show people your eyes. Hi, I'm Jason Nash and I have IBS. Hey, I have a fun game. Let's see if you can fit through here like I just did. We never did that character. The mean girl character. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Ow. There's a pipe there. What's the rating before we hit this? Beverly Wilshire is in my top spot right now. Crate and Barrel sitting at five. Chanel, which was very good. They put it at three. But I got to say Beverly Wilshire had the Elton John playing when I walked in and the marble. Good vibes. And then the roundness of the toilet seat was. I mean, a real nice curvature. Yeah. So you can really get some torque. You twerked. Torque. Twerk. Torque. T-O-R-Q-U-E. Torque. You know, torque. Like so you can like. Turkey. And which way did you face? Sometimes I like to face the back. Like, I like to turn the other way. Oh, you're facing the wall. Oh, you go the other way. Yeah. I style it the other way. So I have a little shelf. You do a reverse straddle. Oh, wow. I reverse cowgirl the. You reverse cowgirl the bowl. Yeah. Look at this. More, more, more, more toppers. Well, there's a lot coming. This cop has no urgency. Oh, it's because it's a woman. They didn't tell her what's going on. There's bullying happening in every field. You need me? Uh, you know what? Beth, we're good on this one. Why don't you get lunch together for us, Beth? And we'll meet you back at the station. Oh, OK. What do you guys want? When am I going to get my chance? Oh, jeez. Why are you being such a bitch, Beth? Oh, Beth, are you on your period? What's going on? What a cute little spot. They do have a Miss Williams star in 2023. Oh, wow. Smells very nice. I really like this. Great art. Great smell. Nice sink. Urinal. That's nice. Minus some points for signage. I do not like signage, but I will say incredible vibe in this bathroom. Great smell. And of course, we have our friend, the nudist. And of course, if you're an exhibitionist, you can open this up and everyone can watch you go. They have a second bathroom. Long, beautiful sink. And as far as soap goes, this is the nicest soap that I've seen. I think a big reason why people say this is a great bathroom is because of the artwork. And a lot of it is just spectacular. This one rates high. It's not like luxurious. Was there a difference between the two bathrooms you went to? Yeah, yeah. They're they're both very unique. And then the one upstairs is smaller and there is a window. So if you want people to watch, you can. That's great. I prefer it. We had one more bathroom to hit. It was Hamburger Mary's, which is known for having a disco inside the bathroom, which plays Dancing Queen by ABBA. Come right back here. And in here is a discotheque. OK, what the hell? No way. Maybe the number one bathroom. What the heck? Oh, my God. Disco ball. God, here it is. Wow. Unbelievable. This might be the best restroom in Los Angeles. Let's go. Well, there we go. The number one bathroom in Los Angeles. Hamburger Mary's. Don't ever forget it. You want to go have a good time, go to Hamburger Mary's, go in the bathroom and dance your pretty little heart out. And, you know, maybe dance something else out. I am bumping Hamburger Mary's up to number one. Really? Yeah, that is fun. There's no better bathroom. And they're so sweet in there. You know, all the men were gathered around me. They were touching my arm. These are really in shape guys. Yeah. And friendly. Why don't you stay behind, sweetie? Maybe I will.