Spending the Day as a Rich Person

All right guys today we are out on Melrose. We're trying to live like a rich person today. That was the idea we came up with at least. All the rich and famous like to wait in lines for their coffee so. Okay. We're going to Community Goods. Oh okay. It's like where everyone goes. I'm down. Is this place like really hip like it's on TikTok and stuff? It's the only breakfast option really. Everything else is like you're just being lame. Oh really? Do you want to be lame or do you want to be cool? I want to be cool. Okay let's go. Get in the car. I'm in the car. I took the barrels out by the way. Where's the two black ones? Did you separate the black ones? That's racist. I guess the black barrels and then we have the blue barrel which that would be the Jewish barrel. The blue barrel is very Jewish. It's like come on. Let's recycle. Let's save some money. We're going to go around today. We're going to just pop around. I have a doctor's appointment today so I'm going to do that. I'm going in the doctor. Oh no no no. I need to go in the doctor by myself. Why? You want to tell them something? No I just. You're going to talk about me? No it's a. You're going to ask for help? Over my dead body. I'm going in there. No. I'm going to tell them everything. I have a list of things. No. I want to have them check. And your attitude is first on the list. I thought you were going to say and your ass is the first thing on the list. No I'm going in alone. It's a very private thing and it's emasculating to like. What if he says like hey you're wiener shrinking. Hey six seven. Are people still saying that? I threw out a six seven yesterday at Jonah's Kebab and. You did? Yeah and Jonah's assistant he went like this. He kind of winced and I go I'm sorry I had to. We're reliving Naveen's single days right now. This is when she was single. She'd come in here she'd walk around and look for a billionaire and. I would always kind of just if I was feeling down. Yeah. I would look really pretty and I would walk down here. Yeah. And I would just walk through the aisles like this. Yeah. And someone would be like what's wrong? You know. Yeah I always talk to people here and Amira would make fun of me so hard. And someone would say what's wrong? Yeah. I love lemon. Oh tuna? Oh I didn't see it was tuna. Why are you so grossed out by tuna? That's pork. What are you trying to do? I'm just getting reactions. This shows the way I eat tahini. Yeah. Shows like that I'm an ally and you're not. I don't think this really helps out Latin people when we drink tahini. Whoa. Hands. Go ahead try it. I'll catch it. I will catch it. I got hands. What did we come in here for? Oh yeah Nicorette. Oh yeah. Hey Jason. Yeah. I had that tickle in my beard. That will always make me laugh. I want them to take this sign down now. Cool girls work. Let's go. Like what? Let's go. Dude. That's right girls. Keep working. They're trying so hard. Get to work girls. Get to work. Cool girls work. I love it. I don't think so. Cool girls go to Pilates and drink like cool little drinks. Oh we can't film here. Why? It's super it's super influencer-y. Guys I'm not gonna film in here but we are gonna get the coffee and we'll let you see it. But I can't. I just can't. Really? It's such a scene. There's no way I can film here. It's the most sceny thing ever and it's like it's all like young people that watch that show I Love LA. Okay. And we'll be separate. Wait Jason I literally that's so funny. I do want the coffee though. Look at this space we got. Holy cow guys. Are you excited? I want you make sure you put this in the video Naveen. I want people to see what it's like to get a primo space. I'll even film in community goods. That's how much I like this. There it is guys. Community goods. This is a good place to ask people what they're wearing. Hey hey do you want to talk to me about your personal style? Yeah sure I'd love to. This I got free at Alo. These are Wyatt's pants. Two dropped out. We're getting that much closer. It's cut throughout in this line. Some people can't handle it. Some people have jobs and they actually have places to be. Wait it's like you know at New Year's time square when they're like I wore a diaper today to be here. What's your name? Aria. Aria? Nice to meet you. Have you been here before? Yeah. What do you do with yourself? What do you what do you what do you what do you do? Wait wait you go to school? Oh yeah I go to UCLA. You go to UCLA? Is that a weird question? What do you do with yourself? Not what do you yeah. Just felt more. All right guys I have my coffee now from. Yo! Here comes a robot. It's all happening here on the vlog today. It's a standoff between Naveen and the robot. It's okay robot we'll wait. Do you know there's a person driving that? Yeah. Look at it. He's coming at me. Jason you're just gonna let him talk to me like that? Well get out of the way you're gonna get run over. It's got some advertisements on there. Oh you should put your. Jason Nash vlogs on the side. This guy came up to us and asked us if how many likes to do a stream. And we said a million likes. And then he just pulled off in like a $150,000 car. Oh my god. Now that is living like a rich person. Is it good? It looks lighter than what you usually like. It is lighter than what I like. Yeah see what a good wife I am. But it's fantastic. It's got vanilla bean in it so it's like a vanilla latte. But it's a homemade vanilla bean syrup. Seven dollars and fifty cents. That is a rich person drink. Seven dollars? All right we're doing rich people things today. Seven dollars and fifty cents. Put it on the screen Naveen. It was such a long line. It was. There was a line outside and then we got inside the store there was another line. And people don't talk about this but like even being in a line and like socializing like takes energy. And we need to replenish that energy if we're gonna keep going today. Oh my god facts. Right? I love this day. This reminds me of when I was young and I lived in West Hollywood. And I would like bop around. Yeah. Yeah it is fun. I did a play when I was little and it was like all the big Texas things. And then I really wanted to be Armadillo. Yeah. So badly. Yeah. But someone else got Armadillo. And then I cried about it and I was like I'm supposed to be in this play. And then they made me be chili the Texas food. Did you have a little chili costume? Yeah I'll show you a picture. I was so mad. I'm dying to see that picture. And then they made me like dark brownish red. Please can you put it up? It was kind of but like it was almost like it was like dark. I'll tell you I love the smoothies in here. Uh what are we getting? We're gonna get some wick wheatgrass or something like that. I'm just gonna get a little shot to kind of like rejuvenate us because that line was rough. Yeah it was. This one's called Brain On. Guys it's a nice day today. Thanks for watching. You know it's it's just nice to be out here doing something. What have you done exactly? Slip it back. It's a shot. This is gonna turn my brain on? Yeah. Oh yeah that's the party guy I know. Why is that so black? I don't know bro. Try this. You're gonna die. It's just lovely. Wow. It's like a it's like a clean shower with an Irish thing of Irish spring. Like a big bar of soap. It's very elevating. See guys when you get a gorgeous lady that wants to spend their life with you, you always open the door. Oh are you all right? I'm fine. Did I get you? You got my you got my foot. You know I used to do horror um. You were a whore? I didn't know that. I did horror um. You were a pay whale? Student films. We're gonna go check out some high-end fashion stuff. And you know just continue to be rich. You know what? Why are you out of breath right now? I don't know. Here's what here's what's cool about this day. I don't know if you're feeling this. I'm feeling it. But like this kind of goes along with what you always say. Which is like if you like live a certain way like life feels easier. So like because I've been saying I'm rich all day, I'm feeling like something amazing is gonna happen to me. Are you trying to trick the universe right now by pretending you believe it? Or do you mean that? I mean it. Okay. Oh no I like 100% mean it. Like this is how it used to be. I used to be so carefree. Then I had to pay for college and it really got me down. No that I can't. Is that big pieces of plastic? That's gonna ruin someone's tires. I think it's styrofoam. You do? I don't know. Do you want me to run out and get it? Stay right there. But be careful okay? What a good guy. All set. Hey. Oh you missed one. Wait a cop passed by and I was hoping so badly that you would think you were doing it. Yeah. The one piece. Why'd you leave one? Because the cars were coming. I didn't wanna. I heard that if you buy your wife a Chanel bag that you get money. Really? Yeah it's karma point. Oh amazing. Well let's go check out the RealReal where rich people go for discounts. Let's have a competition to see like you have to say this sentence and like we see who will get booked for the RealReal commercial. You go first. Resale is what we do so you have time to do you. Resale it's what we do so you have time to do you. Yours was better. Damn yours was like fun girl like living in the city. She's single anything's possible. Yeah. That's what I liked about that. Let me try your way. Resale is what we do so you have time to do you. Oh you followed me. How can this be $345? I think it's like a special like edition. That's nice. You like that? Well like if you just have like an airport bag. I mean I can put it on. It actually looks like something you'd like. It looks like it has a lot of cushion for the push-in. Jason's trying to get one joke in the RealReal not realizing that the biggest joke is that we still can't even afford secondhand designers. Oh well there you go guys. There's our day living as a rich person. I hope that money comes to you. I hope you can have a day like this where you just treat yourself right and not worry about the things that are happening in your life. Remember think rich be rich and you will succeed. I'm just gonna wait for the bus now. It's funny they have the bus here facing the other way. How do you know when it comes? In this neighborhood it's like embarrassing that everyone does this. So they have you kind of facing the other way. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Not facing the cars. Here comes the 210. Was it funny what I did? Yeah. Was it funny what I did? Should I do it again? Do that wait. Should we call people and see if they think it's fun? Should we FaceTime everyone?