Addressing Yesterday's Video

Hi, I'd like to address something in yesterday's vlog. Naveen, my wife, edited the vlog to make it look like I crop-dusted a fan. I did not crop-dust a fan. I would never crop-dust a fan. I didn't even crop-dust anybody, but that was what I was referring to. She made it look like. So we were in the restaurant and I was walking out and Naveen said I put my butt in the woman's face because it was a really tight restaurant. And I said, oh, I crop-dusted her. I was joking. And then as we were walking out of the restaurant, some fans said, hello, Jason. And Naveen, cut it, fake news. I'm gonna show you the clip right here. Frightened. I crop-dusted her as I walked out. Oh, they got the camera on. Hey, I love you guys too. All right, well. We're in the same sorority together. Good morning, everyone. We're doing my favorite thing. Doing the thing I do every single morning. I go to Pete's Coffee and I get an iced espresso. It is so fun to go to Pete's every morning and get a coffee. I can't wait to get up and get that first sip. Oh, Pete's is closing down. Damn. I know, I know. You wanted tajin, right? Yeah. Yeah, he went kind of nuts on the tajin. Oh, I felt like he didn't put that much. He was tajin-ing as he went. He was tajin-ing as he went? Yeah, as he was building fruit, he would go fruit tajin, fruit tajin, fruit tajin, fruit tajin. Can you go back out and tell him to cut this part off? Get the white stuff part off, yeah. Thanks, and don't let it happen again. If you edit things, you're gonna get this joke. So it's a very small percentage of people, but it's worth it to me. You usually, you know, let's say someone uses iMovie to edit and they're like, I'm gonna switch it up. Like, what's garage band? I always see it on my computer and then you open up garage band and you try to like do something and all you hear is, give me a second, I need to get my story straight. Is that it? Is that what you were doing? No? Well, I'm sorry. I was trying to go with you. But you were doing fun, weren't you? No, that was just my joke was the sound, that I could do it. Oh yes, when you open garage band metronome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I get it. Very, very small percentage, but the ones who get it, they're loving it. They're loving it. I'm gonna force myself to go up this damn mountain right now. Even though we've been in the car for like 40 minutes. If we don't hike, then it's- I'm literally, I was working on, my body was running on one shredded beef taco, okay? I bought you plenty of tacos. No, you bought so many tacos, but I had only eaten one last night. No, I'm not saying, and not your fault. I only had one. So it's like, I'm running on fumes. And now I'm running on kooks, so let's go run. That's a funny- I never, I never say this guys, but working out, it's really, it's important to me. So like, please, please support me in this. I'm not looking for your support. I'm trying to jazz myself up. Get jazzed. I'm trying to suck myself up. I'm trying to teach them something like, like I'm going to do this even though I don't want to. I'm going to go up the mountain. Mountain. This is a quick hike, Freiman Canyon. Beautiful hike, 3.1 miles. Do you want to show us the proper way to stretch before a hike? I don't know what the proper way is. I mean, I hear people stretch for like 20 minutes. Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do. That's what you're supposed to do? Yeah. Who has 20 minutes to stretch? I don't have the hour to work out. You shouldn't do the moves if you don't prep. It's just like wallpapering. You shouldn't put up the wallpaper if you don't prep. What if I wear a crop top today? You should. Honestly, the smaller clothes that you wear, it makes you get in shape faster because you want to like. Really? Yeah. I know, but I have skin cancer, so I can't wear no shirt. Sounds like an excuse to me. I still don't want to turn everyone on out here. No, literally, there's something really hot about this right now, to be honest. There might be something that I'm gonna do. You gotta do something every day or else your body goes like this. It says, want to tag? Come talk to me. Yeah, yeah. Does he live there or something? Hmm? I think I'm gonna learn how to tag with this guy. You will not be out here tagging. It's a big no, huh? No, it's not. I think when you talk about it, he comes. No. That's the eye, so if you look through there, you'll see the guy. Look, look in there. No, I will not. Just look in there. I won't look in there. Are you scared? Look in through there, this. Wait, you have to look in there. There's like a stream. Like a streamer? Not a streamer. What is that? Oh, that's wild. Where is that? No, no, forget it. Careful, that might be a glory hole. You have to be careful. Oh, that's why there's a bunch of nude dudes behind there. Guys, look at what a nice guy I am. I'm carrying the jacket. It's your jacket. They lost me with that clue. Wow. Each clue leads to the next. Jason just said each clue leads to the next, but yeah, that's how clues work. Okay, also guys, if you wanna be a part of the channel and you wanna email us a picture, tell us who you are, I think that'd be really fun. Maybe we'll do a video where we roast everybody or we just go through pictures and just like say hi. So we can show some of the people that watch the channel. I think that'd be cool. Okay. Jason Nash spotted at Jade's Market that a known influencer who really has got his way with the ladies was seen going into a really expensive market after claiming to be, excuse my language, poor. Let's see what he buys. I know, we shouldn't be here. You know, when we come into a place like this, which is a very expensive, nice market, we only buy like two or three things. And we always leave spending like 80 bucks. No, no, no, not today. We're not doing that. I might. How old is this? I got it. It looks like someone's planning on getting a few things. Well, I know Wyatt likes cookies, so I was gonna get him a cookie. Oh, that's so nice. That's so nice. 15 bucks, that's crazy. Yeah, but they'll last for a while. No, that's kind of crazy. No, let's get them. $5 water. Yeah. Oh, nice to meet you. How you doing? I'm Jason. Hi, how are you? Good, good. Let's take a photo. All right, let's do it. I was looking at you, I'm like, oh my God, is that Jason? That's nice. What's your name? Oliver. Oliver, gonna meet you, Oliver. Have a good Friday. Yes, sir. Hi. Hi, how you doing? I'm Jason. Okay, so this is like a really, really ritzy place, right? Yeah, well, if this is your local easy stop, you're probably pretty good. Yeah, yeah. Like if it's close enough for you to come to the Starbucks here. All rich people here. Everyone's out on a Friday, no one's working. Someone figured out how to make income and not work, I don't know who, but they did it. Shopping center at the top of Mulholland. It's like a lot of rich people hang out here, and it's very nice. And there's a deli, there's a sushi place, there's a great Italian place called Cappuccinis, and then there's the jazz bar. There's a jazz place? Oh yeah, there's Vibrato Jazz Bar. Let's go this way. And which is right there. Yeah, but we're at the Tesla Charger. I'm Jason, yeah. Nice to meet you, what's your name? What's your name? Ethan. I'm on shrooms. No, we're just making a vlog. We're just making a vlog. We're not streaming, no. But yeah, we're over here. Did you hear what he said? What? Are you on stream? Well, he didn't know if I was streaming you. Yeah, no, I know. That means everybody's streaming, that's why. That's like the new thing. Everyone's like, Jason, it's been the new thing for like four years. Don't forget, you have to unplug this. Oh yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Our beds are burning. It's literally coming out to me, look. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Wow, Naveen, Naveen. Don't tell me this isn't the best cookie that they make. Can we take a bite, like both of us? You're loving the cookie, huh? Cookie coma. Remember when you got mad at me when I told you that a certain comedian was funnier than you when we first met? Yeah. Yeah, and you were like, what are you talking about? Like, I'm funnier than him. And I'm like, well. Everyone circles around that guy. He's pretty funny. No, he is funny. I was a guest on his show and he was really nice to me. You were? I was a guest on his show, too. Okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. But you know, it's funny. I had to bring a celebrity with me to be a guest on his show. Oh, really? Yeah, I was like trying to get on the show and they were like, well, if you can bring the person you were starring with, then you can come on. I was like, oh, okay. So then I did. To be fair, I had to match with a celebrity to get on. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So we're in the same boat, my guy.