Getting Ready for Heath and Mariah's Wedding

Welcome back to the vlog! We are getting ready for Heath and Mariah's wedding. I need stuff, Naveen needs stuff, we're gonna go look for a dress, we're gonna go pick up Todd. We're gonna go to Sephora. When I go into Sephora, it's like I go in and I can't believe there's that much stuff that I'm not interested in. Just whenever I go into Sephora, I go, oh man, maybe I'll start wearing male makeup. Who should we watch on YouTube? Jason Kelsey's wife. I think you could use a lesson on like a rebrand like her, like I think you need to be more like her. It's all American, likable, uh, I think if you watch her, I think you'll kill it cause you guys have the same features, you should have the same exact fan base. There he is! Yo, Todd with the rod. Todd bless, Todd bless, Todd bless. Hey Todd, last night you said there's no way you would come to the mall and it was lame. I know, what happened? Why the change of heart? I woke up kinda drunk. You wanna keep it going? No, he wanted something very sobering. Go to DUI. How you guys doing? We're great man, we're vlogging and we're, we're, we're hogging, we're hogging all the views on YouTube. We've added Maria to the squad. Hi guys! That reminds me of when I pick up my aunt Donna for, to take her to the chiropractor. Like you take Jason around. She can't drive. She should be driving. Stop comparing me to your 87 year old aunt. Yeah, she's 90. Oh my God. And she looks so, like she's hip. Yeah, yeah. She's down in Intelligentsia. I'm not gonna tell you exactly where she is because she's an old lady and I don't want you to steal from her. Sure. I think people do do that. Steal from the old. Yeah. That's what Naveen's doing. It's hard getting the call for the groomsmen, huh? Again. I don't wanna brag, you know, the standard's high but Matt Cain texted me after his wedding and he said, I was the MVP of the groomsmen. I said, hey buddy, just wanna let you know, you're the MVP. Both families, the families love you. I'm like, oh, well, thank you, my ex-girlfriend didn't. You are the groomsman type. You are. You're fun. You're a good, uh. Hey, thanks. Conduit. You know what a conduit is? Yeah. I can put it together. Yeah. Sorry, I was talking to Vardon on Friday. I forgot I don't need to explain every word. You don't need to explain your words, yeah. I enjoy your vocabulary, Jason. What does introspective mean? It's important we all stick together today. We can get a little crazy in there. We can get hectic and we do need a safe word. If we get lost, we meet in the bar at Javier's. Perfect. Talk on the way. If I see a girl in a hat like this. Really? If I see a girl in a hat like that, I'm like, she's got style. It's like newsboy. It's what? Newsboy. Exactly. Yeah. I see conductive. Oh, it's terrible. Yeah. Like you're on trains. Yeah. You've been in trains before, right? Today's roast of the day is brought to you by Real Tea, iced tea with benefits. Todd and I are already so lost at the mall. It's crazy over here. Yeah. Now I know why you didn't want to come. If you want to go to Javier's. Is it this bad to wear to a wedding? Yeah. You can't wear that. You can't wear white to a wedding. Look at this. Anybody else kind of attracted to the mannequin? Veen loves mannequins. Male mannequins that are well-dressed. What is it? Why would a mannequin turn you on? Because they don't. They don't talk. That's all you want me to do is talk to you. Okay. You going to try it on or no? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm just trying it on. Yeah. Oh my God. She's going to look so bad. Nothing. Me and Scott were in a dressing room. And Jason propped his head through the dressing room to say hi. And it was so loud. Scott was in a dressing room trying stuff on and someone was filming me and I was knocking on the door pretending to be his mom. And I was like, is it fit okay, Scott? Is it fit okay? And then like I turned my back and Scott left and somebody else went in. I took it up a level the next time and I went on the floor and I put my head underneath. But it wasn't Scott in there that time. Should I wear this underneath like a clean white shirt? You want to try it on? No. Really? Men are so like... That is so crazy. What if you don't like how it feels? Like what if... No, I know what I'm going to look like. I've worn it all my life. Show them what you're going to wear. Okay, fancy pants. Okay, Macklemore. When I told him you were coming, he started singing. They love... People love doing that. And I was like, okay. He's like, that's enough. Is that why there was no music on in the car when I got in? I mean, it is nice to like have a clean shirt. Because the coat is great. The pants are great. The shoes are great. I always say, when you have one thing new on, like you feel... Right. Show off. Right, right. Oh, I like that. Aw. She throws up a little. Is this a man or a woman's? Do you like it? I hate when I like a woman's coat. Yeah. It's unisex probably. I don't know. Sometimes I pick out women's clothes. Or I find myself in the women's section. Why? Is it because there's women there? Oh, I never thought of it like that. You seem to think that I have like some ulterior interest in any other woman. And it's just not the case. You said that you wouldn't go to the mall with me unless Maria came. Oh, he's still going. You're so much. You're so much to... You're like more than enough for me. You'll always be too much for someone. Not too much, but I'm saying, like, I got my hands full. Oh, thank you. I caught Naveen stealing your ones. No. Right after. Guys, we have our drinks. What a Sunday. Maria, you're a wonderful addition today. Thank you for being here. Thank you. Todd, you're my best friend. You're my best friend, Jay. I mean, Naveen is. Then you. That was crazy. Do like a big ending. Like, can you get in a fight and see if Todd, like, defends you? Do you want to get a piercing? Yeah, let's go. Wave. Yeah, let's do it. Just pick one out. Just one ear. One ear? I know. The right ear. Can I do that one? Well, that's not your birthstone. Oh. It's gonna look cool. Is that your birthstone there? I think it'll look cool. Jason! Oh my God, it kind of looks like a doctor's office in here. I know, right? Um, which ear are we in? It's the right ear. That's the gay one, right? Okay, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Cool. Are there any drugs that I take before, or numbing? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. And now I'm putting in the jewelry, and then you're done. Jewelry's not in yet? Feels like it's in. I didn't get your name. There you go. I'm Turbo. Turbo? Yeah. Oh my God. Do you like the earring? I like it a lot. I hope he keeps it. Yeah? I hope so, too. Well, there you go, guys. End of the vlog. Very excited for Heath and Mariah's wedding. It's gonna be amazing. We got no outfits for it, but we did get a new piercing. Yeah. Way to steal their thunder. Alright, guys, there you go. There's a little earring for you. We love you guys. Thank you so much for watching the vlog today. Comment, feel good hit of the summer if you made it this far on the vlog. Okay, love you guys. Bye-bye. You guys are getting in the same car together. Oh, that's true.