Helping a Small Business

This is my car-to-car talk show, you ready? I don't think he can hear you. What year is that? Where are you going? I'm going to make a big entrance. Oh, okay. What's up, everybody? We're going out to Venice today. We're going to the market. This is the guy in front of the camera that doesn't actually know the plan. We're going to... It's an outdoor festival. Naveen plans everything for us here. Anything can happen today. And here it is. Here's the retirement fund. I put money in there recently. And don't take the money, because every time I put money in there, it gets taken out. Damn, that's a lot. That's like $16. Do you think Chris Martin and I could be friends? No. Let's be clear. She was just kidding. We're out early. We're trying to get a lot done today, so you guys are seeing two people in action. This is action-packed. I'm going out. I've had a great night's sleep. I want to know what's going on over here. Oh, he has yellow tape, Shrimpa. You guys are here seeing the action. I hate when you go by police stuff, and you just want to know. That's why my mother's old boyfriend always had a scanner. Oh, really? If we'd go by something, he'd be like... He'd be like, no. Turn it on, and he'd be like, oh, two people are dead. We're here at the Venice Love Fest. I guess we're all going to make love here. We're going to ask some people what time the lovemaking starts. It's not an orgy? Or it is? I think it is. What else would love fest mean, right? That's what I got. That's what I... Look at that. Wow. You really know how to keep people engaged. Yeah. Is there anything here that we know about and we're excited? I'm really into community right now. Right. So you're looking to make some friends today? No, no, no. It's not about that. Oh. You just want to appear to be into community. It's like showing face. You know, shaking hands. You're running for office? I could. You used to say that all the time, that you're going to run for mayor. And you would always say, the first thing you're going to do is get rid of fast food. Fast food's out. And I don't know if people are going to like that. I mean, it is a beautiful day here in Venice, California. Pomo. This is technically Mar Vista. I didn't know the Geek Squad was with me. You should turn it. This is actually Mar Vista. Okay, here we go. We've got some non-food stuff here. Ooh, that looks cool. Whoa. Wow. Look at that. That's cool. What do you think? That's really good. All right, here we go. Culture pop soda. These guys are great. I like the strawberry rhubarb, but I'm going to try the wild berry and lime. Here we go. Damn, 45 calories. Why doesn't Coca-Cola just make this? Their recipe has been doing them good. I guess so. I'm the mayor. Should we get airbrush tattoos? We can make it look like it's real. Okay. I think it has to be. YOLO. Let's do YOLO. Can you put YOLO on my neck or face, or is that too big? Where are you putting it? Right here. It'll fit. It's about this big. It'll fit. It lasts a week? A week? You don't have any big meetings, right? What's your name? My name is Julian. Julian? I'm Jason. I would ask, but I already know who you are. Oh, hell yeah. Let's go. He was fan-girling when you came in. Oh, hell yeah. Do you guys have a shop, or do you just do festivals? We do festivals. We're from Vegas. From Vegas show? What are you getting there? We're just getting a goofy YOLO. We only live once. That's right. Do you like comedy, Julian? Yeah, I do. Who are you into? Well, I don't... I would say I've listened to a few of yours. No, no, real comedians. Real comedians, come on. I would say Gabriel does, yeah. Oh, he was on my podcast. Oh, was he really? Oh my God, so funny. You know he flies private? With his dogs. No, he's great, and he's very kind. Yeah, he's the best. Thank God we found Julian today. Thank God. What's the name of the company? Airbrush Artworks. Airbrush Artworks out of Bakersfield, California, coming all the way down to the 310. Jason, that's so funny. What's up, man? You're looking fly today. Got the Jordans. And that's a nice shirt. Babe, we need a shirt like that. That's a good shirt. Yeah, go ahead. Take it over here, you can get my tattoo. Cash or card? Card. Oh, you pay? Yeah. Hey, it's my gift to you. Can you take a picture of me? Yeah, sure. Julian doesn't know this, but I'm about to make his day. What are you going to do, invest in his business? Better than that. Give him like $2,000 cash? Even better. What? I'm going to stand out front and drum up some business the old J-Dog way by being an idiot. We're going to go back and try to help them get business. Now they have a ton of business. They're like, paw. Alright, here we go. Airbrush tattoo, sir. Airbrush tattoo. Are you sure? You don't have to get it on the neck. That's right, that's right. That's going to work. It's going to work. Sir, airbrush tattoo. No, no. Sir, airbrush tattoo. Airbrush tattoo, miss. There he is, there he is. He's got his hand up. He's saying hi to his friends. Oh. You're the dog board. I've been out here four hours. Sir, airbrush tattoo. Who's the type of person that wants an airbrush tattoo? Free airbrush tattoo, sir. Well, it's not free. You're supposed to be getting him business. I'm looking for one person to come in here. That's my challenge today. Here it is, this guy. See, there we go. Come on, we're trying to get one person to come in. If you buy ten books, I'll come in. Oh. Ten books. Oh, I buy ten books? Okay, we're going to consider it. It seems that the people you're not talking to are coming in. This guy, this guy, this guy wants it. I know you want an airbrush tattoo. You look incredible. You know where you look even better? Little neck thing. Comes off in seven days. Damn, I can't get one. Sir, looking good today. Oh, thank you. How about an airbrush tattoo? Sir, looking incredible today. Love the fit. Let's go. Let's go, yeah. All right, airbrush tattoo? Yes! Get your lady's name right here. I got one! Say hello to Herschel! Herschel! My name! You should get her name. Okay. What's the first initial of your name? Okay, so what about a D and a heart? Can you do that or something like that? That's cool. That's Herschel. Dodgers over Diana? That's crazy! Hi, Diana! Trying to get out of here in a reasonable time. Guys, I'm bringing in the business today. Who wants an airbrush tattoo? Let's go! We got one more! Herschel, let me see it. Let me see it! Ah, it's sick! Hey, what's up, man? Let's go! What is this? This is airbrush artworks out of Bakersfield, California. We're helping them out today. We're trying to get them to do business. Listen, fight your fears. Fight your fears. Get an airbrush tattoo today. There it goes! Andrea's in! We got two more! This is his third day in the United States. From where? From Italy. Oh, I love Italy! Oh, we want to go there. You should. We'll come back with you. Let's go. Okay, what's your name? Alina. Alina is in! Julia, we got one more for you. One more, Julia. How's business? I mean, we're cooking over here. It's awesome. That's so cool! I love it! People love a compliment, don't they? Yeah. I guess. When I was barking at people, all you have to do is just be like, Sir, looking good today. Yeah, yeah, no, especially men, because they don't get many compliments. Yes! Alright, guys. We're going to one of our favorite restaurants. After we just helped all those people. I mean, that was amazing. Yeah. That was amazing. You know what it is? It's just great to help people. I just want to do that more. Sure. That's why I wish I won the lottery. Because all I would do all day is help people. All day! I'd literally go to war-torn countries and, you know. You'd go to the Gaza Strip if you won the lottery. That would be your first stop? Yeah. Really? I would. Well, I'd send money. I'd have to check it out. I'd have to check it out and see if it was safe. Okay. We're headed out to one of Naveen's favorite restaurants. And I love that she loves it because it's very New England. It's one of the only places in California where you can get New England-style seafood. It's called Blue Plate Oysterette. It is delicious! Now, they're known for one thing there. What is it, darling? Grilled oysters. They do a grilled oyster, so that's what you're going to get to see. I've got to go lift some weights today. Me too. Get jacked up. Me too. Gangs. Me too. You're going to lift weights? You never lift weights. I'm going to grow my butt before Coachella. Oh, really? Yeah. You can go down to the Cuban restaurant and do that if you want. What do you mean? Is it... It's like rice and beans. Makes your butt big? Wouldn't that make your stomach big? Well, yeah. It's a cost for everything. No, no, no. I'm okay. The thing you love most about me is my flat stomach. No, that's not true. You love it. I like your smile. Sometimes you look at it and you're like, oh. Yeah, because I want that. This is my car-to-car talk show. Are you ready? I don't think he can hear you. What year is that? Sixty-eight. Sixty-eight? You love it? I love it so much. Oh, my God. When did you get it? I got it in 2018. Oh, so you had it and you're keeping... I've had it for a while. Oh, congratulations. My dad and I actually got together on Father's Day. No way. So it's our car. Enjoy. Hey, I love your work. Oh, thanks, man. Love yours. See you soon. Bye-bye. He knew you? Yeah, sure thing. The vlogs are global, baby. Oh, he gave me one of these. Oh, that's nice. He gave me one of these. That's a California thing. Yeah. Yeah, you guys can't do that in New Jersey. You don't try to do it in Iowa. You don't try to do it in Chicago. It's a Cali thing. Yeah, if you did this in Boston, they wouldn't like it. They'd hate you. There's a Tesla protest tonight. We're in a Tesla. This is not good. We're going to get firebombed. Sorry. Sorry, guys. It's a long lease. I can't get out of the lease. Oh, my God. Look at me. Guys, I just stole the last oyster from an Indian. Check out this snapshot. Oh, look at that dog. What did he say? He said, look at that dog. They left very fast. Did you take him? You took mine. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Count them again. I have five. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. There was no dog. That was a good one. Here, for that, you can have it. No, no, no, no. You got to do your car talk show with people in fancy cars. Hey, you want to be on my car talk show? No, I'm in a Nissan Rogue. All right, never mind.