PLAYING EUROPE'S MOST INTENSE SPORT!!

Guys, what's up? Welcome to the video. Today we're playing Panna, brought to you by Football America. Panna or Panna? Panna. Not Panna. Aquapanna. Thank you, thank you. Aquapanna. Welcome to Panna. We're playing... It's French. You gotta be a little more respectful. How do you say it? Panna. Hey, did you guys know that for the YouTube algorithm, short, concise intros are best? No, no, no, no. We can die from this one. This is why I don't play your stupid f***ing games. Just do like this. Ow! Boxing and... So, Todd, let's make out. This round is three minutes or up to three points, but the three minutes, Todd, it is very tiring. Three minutes is very tiring, but I can... Scott can definitely go longer than three minutes if you're wondering. No, I can't. Just ask Jay. Why would I know? Ask Jack. What's the question? The only rule of Panna that's different from soccer is if the ball goes through your legs, that's it. That's the game. Okay. Wait, so if I sit like this, I can't lose. Scott's fixing to pop the ball. Jonah rated Scott's penis earlier, and it was a 9.3. I can't even believe what I heard. That's insane. I'm gonna react to Scott's d***. Everyone's talking about it. Are you gonna rate it on how you rate food? Yeah, I'm gonna rate it. He never gives 10. Scott, dude, come on, don't f*** with me. It's cool when your daughter calls you when you're talking about your friend's c***. Hi, sweetie. Alright. Alright, here it is. Ready? Alright, go. That's soft. You're not soft, bro. Your heart is a rock. It's angled down. Swear to your mom, that's soft. It's soft. That's a f***ing beautiful d***, dude. Yeah, dude. Wow, I want to suck your d*** on the street. Get in line behind Jay and me, b****. What did you rate it? I took a 9.3. Oh, wow, that's high. Good job, Scott. We're gonna pick teams. I'm gonna go first. I take Naveen. Naveen wore the worst top possible for Pana. Oh, yeah, don't pull my top down. Hey, Naveen, could you go like this real quick? Sure. Alright, next up picking is Scott, since it's his house. This is Cat, by the way, our new friend, who's very nice and good to play. I'm gonna go with Alex. You f***ing better go with me. That's my sister. Brother and sister, team up. I'm gonna go between Jonah and Cat. That's pretty easy, isn't it? I've never met her before. Now, I understand why you picked Cat, because you don't want to be frustrated, but this right here could be a sleeper team. Okay, up first is Scott and Alex versus me and Naveen. Good luck to you. I already know I'm not the best athlete here. Well, you need to get it together. Alright, let's go. On the count of three. One, two, three. Drop the ball. Three minutes on the clock. Oh, nice, Scott. Oh, nice, Jay. Alex has actually played soccer before. She has? Yes. Terrible goalie. I should have picked another team. Scott, back to back. One, two, three, go. Oh, my God. It crossed. Wow. Back to back, back to back. A minute. One, two, three, go. Oh, s***. Scott, get in there. It's over. It's over? We tied? Yeah. If it goes through your legs, that's why people, when they play the game, they play like this. Oh, okay, okay. I'm just going to do it slowly. Oh, that's done. Game over. If it goes through your legs, that's why I kept saying don't let it go through your legs. I never doubted myself, not for one second. Three minutes starting now. Oh, Kat hoping just not to get hurt so she can go to her concert tonight. Jonah with a nice move. Tied with a score. 1-0. 1.58 left. That's what I call a sack push. That was insane. We have to watch that back. Guys, close your legs. One, two, three, drop. It's time. That is time. Todd and Jonah are playing a little more aggressive. Let's get aggressive. We can die for this. We can die for it. I can die. I'll die for this sport. Three, two, one, drop. I'm going to be on nutmeg. That just went through Jonah's legs. It did? Check the tape. That went through his legs. Stupid f***ing rule. That shouldn't be. I'm going to break your f***ing phone. Don't break my phone. That shouldn't be the rule. That was it. Three, two, one, boom. Oh, Hana, right away. That shouldn't count. That rule shouldn't count. This is why I don't play your stupid f***ing games. It's s*** like this. Now for the one-on-one championship. Scott versus Todd. They're going to go one-on-one right now. 1.36 left, Todd. You need to score, Todd. Look at that. Nice boxing. Oh! That one's in! Damn. 50 seconds left. It's one-to-one. Todd guarding. Oh, my God. Some walls there. Oh! Nadine almost got it to the head. Oh! Oh, no. 20 seconds left. Todd needs a score. He needs a score. 13. Blocked by Todd. 9. 8. Oh! Six seconds left! Okay, that's three minutes. So, Todd, let's make out. All right, this is it for the one-on-one championships. Todd versus Scott. They tied 2-2. This is sudden death. First goal to win will take home the bragging rights. What? The bragging rights. I need some of the bronze medals. Since I don't have any money to give them. Across the line. No, it did not. It went across the line. No, it did not. It did. No, it did not. It did. It did not. Oh. Oh! Let's take a look at the replay. This is my client, Todd. He's one of the greatest Panna players. I want to go to the league. He's going to make it. He's going to make it big. Go to the league, baby. That's right. Hey, Messi, I'm coming for you, dog. He doesn't play Panna. Oh, yeah. I don't know much about Panna. It's in. We're checking. Y'all is the winner. Hey, I know I pissed off a lot of people. I pissed off a lot of people. Winning this game. You're my manager. Say something. I would like to apologize to absolutely ******* no one. Say something. Hey, just do what I always do. Let him win. All right, guys. That's our Panna tournament. Thank you so much for watching. Go see me on tour this fall at JasonNashTour.com. I'm coming to your city doing stand-up comedy. I cannot wait to meet you, and we will see you at the next video. All right, bye-bye. He's probably seen his dad's dick. My dad's dick is like a three. Yeah, my dad's dick is ******* ugly, dude. Don't do your dad like that. Okay, I'm not. I love my dad's dick, but like. Let's end this segment, please. Get off of this.