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What's up, economy class? Good afternoon. Yeah, how you doing? Just a second. All right, you got it. Sir. I'm just messing around. Sir! What? I'm sorry, but your seats are in economy. What? Yeah. Economy class? Me? This is a joke. Really? What's up, economy class? Ah, very funny. Sweetheart. Why did you buy economy class? Because 13 is my lucky number. Great. Then why am I 12A? To sit next to each other. 12 and 13. My goodness. Economy class, who got 13A? 13A, anybody? Hello? I do. Great. We're going to switch seats on the plane, all right? Oh, no. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I know, but 13 is my lucky number. You're kidding me, right? Seriously? No. So go to the end of the line, you poor thing. All right, grandma. Now, that old thing isn't flying anywhere. Mike, what are you up to? Any prohibited items? What? No, nothing. Ma'am, I'm taking your baggage for additional inspection. What? You stay here and wait until I get back. No, no, sir. Please, I have a flight in 10 minutes. Look, I- You'll take the next one. Sir, please. Talking about bad luck. Can you believe that? You're such a jerk, Michael. Oh, come on. At least I'm going to be sitting next to you, babe. You. I'm going to miss my flight because of you. Oh, please, stop being so dramatic. And anyway, who dresses up like a widow and goes to Mexico? What, you got to be drinking tequilas with the dead or something? What? No. I have to bury my husband. Wait a minute. Is that an urn? Yeah. All right, well, bury him tomorrow. Is he going anywhere? Michael. Oh, come on. I'm joking. Dare you. Oh, hey, security. Hey, what is this? That's assault. Ma'am, you're coming with me. Exactly. Get her out of here. Her in the ashes. And you too, sir. Me? Listen, you two figure this out together. I have a flight to catch, all right? This is my last warning. No way. Wait a minute. Me? Why not? Where are you going? Babe. I'm sorry, Michael. I'm flying to Mexico. I'm not your legal wife, and I have no right. And I don't want to either. What? You got to be kidding me, right? Wait a minute. Hey, babe, you got to help me out. Babe. Oh, if my husband was here, he would have smashed your face in. Oh, really? What a news flash. He's right here. Poor guy. You're such an idiot. First of all, this is harassment. Oh. And second of all, I'm the idiot? You're the one who tried to sneak the poor guy's ashes through Mexico like the cemetery wasn't enough for him. He asked me, OK? Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, he asked me to scatter his ashes there. It was his favorite place. An underground lake of incredible beauty. Look. It feels so new. Yeah. No way. I was there at the same exact place with my wife. What? I even have a picture. Check this out. Oh, I see. So you decided to show this beauty not only to your wife, right? Yes. You know why? Because I want to live my life. I wanted to try something new. Who are you to judge, huh? Why? Tell me, why on earth can you did it with your wife? I've been married to her for 10 years. I see her every day. Like I told you, I wanted to do something new. Like, what did you expect me to do? Call her every time and ask her, how are you? Like, hey, honey, how are you? I miss you, honey. I love you too, honey. No, you hang up. Bye. Get a break. What are you talking about? You heard me. Listen, I would kill for one phone call like that. Why are you even crying, huh? You're attracted to someone else. Live your life. Oh, like someone like your mistress? Someone who will leave you at the first opportunity, right? You know what? Why on earth did I ever meet you? You know what? I've been wondering the same thing. A lighter in the shape of a gun, that's funny. What are you laughing at? Yeah, I'm talking to you. I looked at the cameras. I wouldn't be so happy if I were you. You know, starting a fight in the airport. You're immortal. Just look at him. It's this idiot. Did you just call me an idiot? Yeah. Who gave you the right to call me an idiot? Shut up! You're free. Finally. Yes. But neither of you are flying anywhere today. What? Have a nice flight. Ma'am, hi. Tell me, will the money for the ticket be refunded? No. Neither for you nor for your friend. What? Ma'am, I don't even know him. OK, could you at least give me a discount? No. Miss, when's the next flight to Mexico? Just a second, I'll have a look. Thank you. You're done. Well, tomorrow morning, and there is one ticket left. Great, I'll take it. Oh, no. Don't even think about it. It's mine. Oh, you're driving me crazy. I'm supposed to be mourning, I'm supposed to be sad, and I'm furious. Instead of burying him, all I can think about is how to get drunk in a Mexican bar just to forget you. Well, could you hurry up, please? Like I said, I'll take it. OK. You know what? I've accepted that God took my husband from me, but why? Why did he send me you? Here you go. Miss, next time when you go to Mexico and get drunk in a bar, do me a favor and find yourself a man. What? At least for the night. Miss, miss. Here we go again. And again, this horrific shock. Miss, I would love to take care of you, but I think it's best if you. No, thank you. The airport is receiving hundreds of calls from relatives and friends. Unfortunately, no one survived the crash. We were supposed to be on that plane. Yeah, but we are here. How do you feel? You're OK. And I'm here. I'm here with you. What kept you from boarding this plane? I love you so much. I love you, too.