SURPRISING HIM FOR CHRISTMAS!!

I got David a Christmas tree. Pretty cute, huh? It's on the smaller side. Oh, it's like they're already in the holiday season. Dave, happy holidays, man. Got you something. Thanks, Jay. Yeah, you're welcome. I need one of these. I have already have a couple though. Oh, I see you already already did some decorating, huh? Is this actually from my house? Oh, you have a lot of trees already. Yeah, we got a couple. We really wanted to go all out this year. Oh, oh, wow. You have like, oh, yeah, come in. Wow, this is nice. Well, but it is a thought that counts. This is really, what's this? Where'd you get this from? Shelby and Sandy. Oh, Shelby and Sandy brought this. Yeah, I brought it at our bathroom. Oh, wow. You have one, two, three, four, five. You have six Christmas trees already. Yeah, it's a lot. But I do, I did need another one because I wanted one right by the toilet. It's actually perfect. I don't know if it should go in the toilet. No, no, this is great. That's good. I knew there was something missing. Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Volpis. Woo! You wearing that to lunch? Oh, I can't eat. Why not? Oh, you're on Prolon. Yeah, I'm fasting. Well, there goes the video. I thought we were just doing like a food tour. Does me not eating ruin the food video we're doing? I was thinking, we go do Jason's Secret LA. We do all your secret hot spots, like that pink wall you always talk about that no one knows about. You go to your Fred Siegel pasta place that nobody knows about. And it's kind of like a fun food network. I'm Jason Nash, and today we're here in Hollywood and we're going to see Jason's top five places to go. Okay, let's do it. Why is everyone here? It's really packed right now. Do you think everyone else is doing food tours? It's Monday at one o'clock. I expected no one to be here. Of course, it's LA, so that's that thing in LA where people go. Don't people work here? And they don't. I mean, look at us. This is hardly work. This is you going out to lunch. What just happened that was so cool? You almost hit the motorcycle guy. What do we just do so easily here? We parked, and that is rare here in Hollywood, California. So if you come to Fred Siegel, there's a huge parking lot. Look at this giant parking lot. And it's free. They don't charge you. So that is a little hidden gem right there. I like when you say hidden gem. You come up with that? Is that a coin term? Welcome to this hidden gem. This is my favorite place in the whole world. I've brought my kids here since they were babies. We come here at least once a month, and it's really good food. And you get to see a lot of fancy people here. We should make this a Prolon brand deal. I would love that. Wait, you go out and do fun stuff, and I just watch? Yeah. Guys, if you don't know, Prolon's a five-day fast that I'm doing, so I can't eat anything, which is great for the food tour that we're doing today in Hollywood. Anytime Joe has a problem, he somehow will ask me about it. If you have a couch that you don't want it for now, but maybe you want it back, will you take it? Can you hold onto this 12-foot couch for me? It's pretty cool we have that relationship. Some people don't have anybody. Some people would prefer that. Okay, Joe wants this bucket hat. Okay, so if I guess how much it is, I have to pay for it. Can I look at it for a sec? No, no, no, stay back. Okay, I know how much that hat is. How much? $135. How much is it? $115. Oh, so close. You wanted to get it for me too. Overshot it. Dang it. We were so close to having something to talk about in this video. Guys, this is stop two on Jason's Hidden Gems. This is the pink wall that nobody knows about. No, it's actually a wall that everybody knows about. This is Paul Smith. This is a store where they have a pink wall. People take photos here. One or two blocks from Fred Siegel from Moron's Cafe where we just ate. If you go eat at Moron's and you do my little trick, you get the free parking, then you come down here and take yourself a photo. Okay, Joe, if you take a really good photo of me, it's actually not a good light right now, is it? No, it's actually a really good light. Dead on. I mean, it's really going to show everything. If you take a good photo of me, there's going to be a sick-ass Christmas gift for you this year. Woo! Hell yeah, baby! Last year I got a PS5. Let's go! Joe, if this is a good photo, that bucket hat is yours. Three, two, one. You lose your glasses. Maybe take off the shirt. What are we going for? Postable. ****. Okay, okay, okay. Like I can post it and people will be like, whoa, he looks good. Like right now? No. Next year. What is that supposed to mean? Do I get to edit it? Are you going to stick Todd's face on there? Let me see. Is it bad? It looks bad. You can't facetune it. I'm allowed to edit. Do you like grain? Grain hides a lot. I mean, I try to stay away from carbs. Why don't you shine your personality through? I try. I'm dead inside. I can't. Come on, Joe. All right, you ready? Yeah, let me just see. I'm going to give you the best one. This bucket hat could be yours. Two, three. It's not bad at all. Woo! Let's go, baby! Bucket hats! Except for that f***ing thing right there. What? Who? Damn! How long ago did you go to this club? To go to my club, you got to wear this! Oh, that's how- To prove you're vaccinated! Oh. And they'll kick you out if you don't have it. I work out every day, so I don't take it off. Now people are going to know you care about your body? I'm sorry. Yo, this really isn't bad. I know. Are you just saying it because you want the hat? We got to bring somebody else in. Who's impartial? David. He is very impartial. Yeah, and he'll be honest. I think it's good. Can you look at a photo and tell me if it's postable? We have a bet going. Yeah, send it. Going. Yeah, send it. I see it. Yeah, I mean, this will do really bad. Oh! We're not, we're not, no, no, no. We're not going for a post. This isn't a post. Yeah, it's a post on my Instagram! Why else would I want a photo of myself? Time out. It's not going to do bad because Jason doesn't look good in it. It's just not a good picture. But this is for his dating profile. Oh. That's different. Yes or no, is it a good photo? Yes. I'd use it. The pink will look nice, like when you're scrolling through a bunch of different pictures. Thank you for the decision. Joe just won a bucket hat. Woo! Wow. I didn't know so much about steak. Look, I don't, I don't need a hat for our friendship. Wow! Should we call Ilya? See what he thinks? Joe got a new hat. You want to see it? Sure. Oh my god. How much was it? Well, I paid for some of it. Yeah, it was expensive. Jesus Christ. Honestly, it doesn't look that bad on you. We got the verdict. We need to double up the ads for the bucket hats. Joe has a weak spot for designer things. He's so big now, but I thought he'd be bigger. Carly, cover his ears. I thought he would be bigger. Yeah. But he's gorgeous. Was he the runt of the litter? He is gorgeous. No, they said he was the best of the litter. That's what I thought too. And we know his brother. His brother's the same size. That's so cute though. His hair's so nice. He gets it from you. Yeah. I was with a wedding coordinator yesterday and I was telling her. I thought you said you were with my wedding coordinator. Yeah, they really hit it off. And I was saying, well, here's what I like about this wedding. Are you getting married soon? Are you planning your future one? I don't think I'll ever get married again, guys. Maybe. Didn't really work out. You're not 50 yet. There's no hope. There's hope. There's no hope. You know what also? I just think it's also just me. I don't think I'm capable of giving it up. Would you want to get married again? I would love to. Okay, but only to Marnie. No, I would. I would get married again. But I don't. I'm just not capable. I'm not capable of dividing my life up. It's true. Between your kids. Yeah. Between the kids, David, Ilya, Joe, Todd, you guys. Yeah. All your kids. My other kids. Well, the thing is, we would be supportive of that. We would be a part of that relationship. We would hang out with her. We'd go on dates with you. So you don't just feel apart. We could go on triple dates. It would have really worked out if I got with that housewife. I know. I didn't even tell Carly that I saw her at Starbucks. Guys, I went on a date with a real housewife. I'm not going to say who. But I did go on a date with one of them. And we spied on him. We did. And we supported it. Because I was like, oh, I like her. Yeah. And she's great. Erin did this thing at her wedding which I thought was so smart. Which was, it's just tacos. So it's just chicken, beef, or vegetarian tacos. Really good chips. Even David, Captain Critical, was like, this is so great. He was like, this is perfect. It's just tacos. And then I loved, I loved what the groomsmen did. So they came out to, I don't know the song. The song is a really famous song. When the shovel bowls were really good, they would come out to this song by Alan Parsons Project. Which is like a very stage setting rock anthem. And now, the groomsmen are coming in. Blah, blah, blah. So TJ decided he wanted to do that two days before. Mind you, it's like crunch time at this point. I'm like, up to, like, there's so many things going on. He's like, yeah, I'm going to do this for the groomsmen. I'm like, okay. I literally don't have time to sit down and think about what I would even say for my girls. Right. It was so good. Because you know what? Everybody's not as impressive as a Chicago Bull. At 5'2". Did one semester. Carried on to community college. Who's that? There's a couple upstairs. Oh, this is Florida Change student. Who?