BEST FRIENDS TEACH ME HOW TO SURF!!!

See my thumbnail What's up guys welcome to the video my name is Jason, this is my trusty my trusty sidekick Jess say hi Jess hello And that's the kind of enthusiasm we're gonna bring to this video today. We are headed out to Laguna Beach, California Hey, hey, hey, no free promo. No free promo guys check out Jocko fuel No free promo you want to tell Jocko. No actually I don't set shock. Oh, this is a picture of Jocko right here I was why'd you do that pretty intimidating? I know your editor He's my dad Henry in the back. Yeah. Oh, it's Jeff. Oh, you're ready to party Joe. Hello. No, I'm free. I can take a survey Have you done her weekly employee review yeah every Monday morning. She's doing a great job she puts up with me which is Mental-patient every day. I didn't tell you I was bipolar when you took the job. Did I? You know, it's really bad it's like I like wear surf stuff But I don't know how to surf It's like so fake. It kind of looks like your son knows how to surf Do you think you're gonna be able to stand on the board today? I don't think so That was why I was just booking it. I was like, I'm not gonna be able to get up on the board And then after that she goes We should do pole dancing the next day. I go I'm not gonna be able to do that either I got a name. Oh, what is it? She goes jibber-jabber Jibber-jabber with Jason. This is your idea guy Yeah, this is a brain trust over here. I Go one of my Facebook mom if I came out with a pocket called jibber-jabber. What would your first reaction be? I would love it. I would you'd go. This is a good title. You would say that no, but it would make lightweight Yeah, this is Laguna guys take a look I'm gonna take you down just a little quaint little surf town That you have to be a billionaire to live in All right, Joe, you're ruining my shot man your cameras in the way now redo the voiceover I'll tell you I I've tried surfing like five times. I can't stay Unless you're like a miracle worker. We'll see. I Believe in you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think you got it. Really? Yeah, I can feel it Is that how we do it down in Laguna? Yeah Hold on girl. You're gonna have to grab your board. Oh the dog looks over me already There's no way he's getting up. This was great. Thank you so much. It's a lot of fun and Yeah, I got some great photos and you're a great instructor and we'll do it again sometime right on then All right, let's do it the lineup is a term that we use for like where everyone's lined up out there That's the breakdown of the surf spot the lineup guys very important like a brothel. Yeah, exactly the lineup comes out Yeah, you know then you pick your wave. I Always go for the biggest one Try this here on the sand for practice. It's not much of a wiggling This is tiring how can this be tiring Ryan just has a tendency to flirt with the instructor in these videos So if she starts to do that, just let me know and I'll tell her to back off should have seen our fencing video Sorry She's pretty quiet today Guys it's kind of hard. There's no water here Say calm don't panic. That's my thing panicking. I don't don't so don't think about my father. Of course think about your father I'll give you motivation, right? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know Get some shots of some real surfers in case they don't get up You're gonna get out and make it look like me and then we'll put like a red arrow with chasing Dude what happened what always happens? I just can't balance up there. Well, can't sir It's just you tumbled and fell face first smack the water Yeah, but how does anybody balance up there? I don't get it just sometimes it doesn't happen Yeah, she did it the first time Jester the first the first I like she ran over her instructor in Hawaii. Yeah. Okay. Yeah that one run. How's everybody feeling? amazing Everyone's on their phones. I thought maybe we'd talk. Yeah, I can't be on my phone at the drive We just had a crazy experience the three of us together. What do you guys do go to Facebook? Remember what David said the other day what you tried forcing a moment you're doing it now We all had a great day and now you want us to recap? Well, I thought everyone would have something to say be like that was fun or I did this or your generation We all had fun. We all know it. We're riding down. It's not our fault. You chose to drive All over just as an offer. I'll drive. She lost her license and you know that that's not fair To me to kill us That's a joke We don't know though Yes, we get the check Did we get the check from Joe's mom? She paid through February so 1500 500 a month right to hang out with Joe my mom pays you $500 a month to hang out With me. Yeah, we raise the rate actually because he's getting a little annoying. Oh, what's the what's the Ritz? Oh, yeah Yeah, I remember now. Mm-hmm. What's the rate now? 850 she pays David two grams. No, I know what David's contract is. It's really good. Oh, it's his contract to random up Yeah, yeah, it's really nice. You're really you don't have to see that much. No, I actually have to like do it Like I can earn my money But I told your mom I said pay on time, but I can't do this anymore And you guys have like this nice little jib jab going Look like a giraffe