SURPRISING MY FRIENDS AS HULK HOGAN!!

Let me tell you something, October 23rd, the Hulkster's got a big day coming up. Because it's Sherman Oaks, California. He's going to be getting a teeth cleaning with Dr. Linda Toth at 3.45 PM. And when it happens, the world is going to be shook. Brother, that's enough. What's up all you little Hulkamaniacs out there? It's the one and only Hulk Hogan coming to you with my brand new reality show, Hulk Cares. 2020 hasn't been the best year. So today, the Hulkster's going to go visit the vlog squad. And I'm going to wrap my 24-inch pythons all around them. And hug them and squeeze them until they can't take no more, brother. They're going to go down to the mat. One, two, three. And then it's going to be all over, but they're crying. I was in my bed last night. And you know Hulkster, he sleeps with a sleep apnea machine. Because things have really changed over the years. I want to have this surgery, but I'm afraid. You know what I mean? Because I have to actually go in and cut the back of your throat. And the Hulkster, as I was lying there, gagging on my tongue. I thought about all the great wrestlers of the past. And I said to myself, you know what, Hulkster? This is exactly what America needs. A new reality show where Hulk takes care of people. Let's go! Brother, I don't know. I might break this door if I open it. I'm so strong. Can you get it for me? Let's go! Scott got into the CBD business this year. I guess it's been going pretty well. But Hulkster's coming over here today to give a little bit of live-in-the-flesh infusion. And pump up the CBD sales like you've never seen before, brother. We're coming for your anxiety. We're coming for your depression. We're coming for your sleepless nights. When the Hulkster puts a sleeper hole right on you, brother. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It isn't my favorite vlog squad member. How you doing, brother? Good, how are you, brother? Good to see you, man. Nice to see you again. What happened to all your muscle mass? The king of Wrestlemania and the king of the mukbangs right here. Collabing together. Finally. What the fans always wanted. You always look more jacked in your Instagram stories. Hey, well, you know, I actually have gone vegan. I don't know if you know. No, I didn't. Yeah, I went vegan a couple years ago because of my heart. You know, I had eight surgeries. Say hello to the fans. Thank your fans. Thanks, fans, everybody. The number one thing that the Hulkamaniac always does is he always thanks the fans first. So remember that. Yeah, close your eyes. Why do we always got to do the eyes closed thing, man? We're not going to start until everyone closes their eyes. Scott never closes his eyes. Whose eyes aren't closed? Jack, close your eyes. I have to open them. I'm sick and tired of being the only one following the rules. I have my clothes pretty much the whole time. Is it Hulk Hogan? No, I think it's Billy Mays. Let me tell you something, brother. It is Hulk Hogan. There's a lot of things in my life. Can we open our eyes? That I've wanted to do. Yes. Is come over here, Scott, and tell you that today you're going to be on my new TV show. It's called Hulk Hares. And let me tell you something, brother. Bro, your gucci hairs are sticking out of your skin. Brother, I couldn't get all the hairs, brother, because I'm so manly. Are you ready for the Hulkamaniacs and Sire Nation to come together? Let's go. Because you always do Hulk Hogan impressions in the gym. Oh, I do? Practicing the past week. I've been waiting to talk to this guy. No way. For some time. Because this is a guy who's intellectual, but he's also got a pretty good upper body going. Matt King. Oh, please. I'm so excited for the collaboration today between the Hulkamaniacs and King Nation. Scott, I know I said the same exact thing for you, but I couldn't think of anything else to say. Scott, is it cool if I do a quick promo? I got something big coming up. Because, you know, I don't wrestle anymore, brother. You know, I'm pretty much retired. Yeah, you look like you don't wrestle anymore. I know. I have a little bit of a spare tire. I know. Let me tell you something. October 23rd, the Hulkster's got a big day coming up. Because it's Sherman Oaks, California. He's going to be getting a teeth cleaning with Dr. Linda Toth at 3 45 p.m. And when it happens, the world is going to be shook, brother. And now, welcoming to the kitchen ring, Hulk Hogan. Oh, yeah, brother. It's so good to be here. Thanks so much for having me on your CBD show. Yeah, of course. This is fantastic. Who's this little guy right here? Hey, how you doing? Brother, let's just run down these CBD products right now. This is why. Because this is my new show for Discovery Go. It's called Hulk Cares. And I'm going around helping out the vlog squad today. Helping out people like you. Because I know something, Scott, that you really do need a lot of help, don't you? And this guy's actually useless to you. Let me tell you something, brother. Look into my eyes. You're working with one of the most amazing people in the entire world. Not really. I'm just saying that right now for the video. But you're working with one of the most amazing artists and YouTubers in the entire galaxy, brother. And if you're not going to respect him. Not really. I'm just saying that right now. If you're not going to respect him, brother, then let me tell you something. There's the front door. You know, I did that, Scott. Front door is that way. Also, I heard you saying that you didn't mean the things that you were saying that were nice. Oh, no. No, you didn't. That was. We'll take it out and post. I believe in you, Scott. I know most people in your life don't. But I'm here. I'm already wearing it. Let's do it. Here we go. This right here is the wavy by CBD topical CBD muscle relief cream. And let me tell you something. When you put it on, it feels like the fabulous Elizabeth is rubbing your back after beating macho man Randy Savage in WrestleMania 7. Who's fabulous Elizabeth? Never mind. It's an old reference that you wouldn't get. And right here, we just have the straight CBD oil. And you can just put this all over your body and your face and everything. Not your ears. You put it on your tongue or you put it in tea. You drink it. Put it in your mouth and you'll start to hallucinate like Scott didn't lose 175 grand last year. All right, let's go. We got the ICBD chapstick. And I'm going to let Jay put that on right now. Oh, great. To see what it's all about. So smooth. It calms your lips down. Let me try it, brother. Let me tell you something. I'm feeling real relaxed with this ICBD stuff. All right. But thank you for the 18 grand and good luck with the CBD business. And all you little hookah maniacs out there. Be sure to follow Scott Sire. And be sure to leave a nice comment on his page. Because let me tell you something. This guy really needs it. Scott. Yeah. Would you mind if I got a quick pump in before I left? No problem. Yeah. Okay, let's go. Gym's open for hookah. Come on. Let's get out of here. Here we go, brother. I swear to God. If this is Dr. Phil again. He's doing Dr. Phil twice. Let me tell you something, brother. This next guy needs some real TLC. Okay. I got a new TV show for Discovery Go. Yeah. It's called Hookah. And that's why I came here today, brother. To help the one and only Tani Smith. And the one and only Josie Maniacs. And to come together. And put our hands together. Well, listen, guys. The reason I came by today was to get you guys psyched up. What I'm going to do today, brother. Is I'm going to let you come in. I'm going to give you a hug with the 24 inch bath bombs. I just don't want a ton of tan like on my head. Brother, here we go. You're going to have a ton of tan. It's a lot. Your muscles are very strong. I'm the strongest man in the world. Bring him in. And can you breathe? Yeah. I can't breathe. It's not just me hugging you, brother. It's the thousands and hundreds of thousands of Hookah Maniacs. Okay. I believe it. They're running from my body. And you know what they told me? What did they say? They told me to come over here and give Tani Smith the hug. And the love that he needs. I need it. For Hulk Cares. Which is premiering on Discovery Go. October 29th. Discovery Go? David Dobrik's on Discovery. He's on Discovery. I'm on Discovery Go. It's an internet. I'm on the platform. Oh. I'm not on the network. I was in high school. How can you guys haven't thanked your fans in the video yet? I mean, rule number one. Always thank the fans. Hi, fans. Thank you for loving, watching, and supporting. Weren't you going to cut a promo for White Claw? I was going to cut a promo for White Claw. Could truly work? Yeah, it truly works. Let me tell you something, all you little Hookah Maniacs out there. After a long day in the ring, there's one thing that the Hulkster loves. And that's a White Claw. When the Hulkster thinks about the White Claw, he thinks about the claw, which Jimmy Snooker used to put on my forehead in Madison Square Garden. I remember, brother. I was out there, and I had blood coming down. And I was almost down on the mat. And I looked up at the heavens, and I thought I was out. And they took my hand, and it went down once. And I took my hand, and it went down twice. And then all of a sudden, the White Claw. And that's exactly what the White Claw is. It's like 100,000 little Hookah Maniacs running through your body, brother. Once I had a little sip of this, I woke up. And I looked up in the heavens, and I said, that's what it means to be a Hookah Maniac. That's what I'm talking about. White Claw. Hulk Hogan. We're out. Let me tell you something. It's been a wild day. OK, there's been all kinds of people that the Hulkster's been seeing as part of Discovery Goes. Hulk cares. A new show, a new sizzle reel that's coming to Discovery Go. We're not exactly on Discovery yet. Who do you think it is? What's his name? Hulk Hogan? Is it Hulk Hogan? Joe Hogan? Seth Rogen? Nine back surgeries, brother. Give me a second. I'm scared. Can we hurry up, please? You should be, brother. You should be really scared. Because let me tell you something. When the Hookah Maniacs hear that Hulk Hogan and Sway House have come together for a collaboration of the millennium, they're going to be so excited. All the little Gen Zers are going to wet their pants at night. You know what I'm talking about, brother. I'm talking about the one and only Hulk Hogan. You can open your eyes. Oh, what? Good to see you, buddy. Good to see you, brother. How you doing, brother? There's no way this is Jason. Good to meet you. My name's Hulk Hogan. Good to meet you, Emily. You know, I'm shooting a new show for Discovery Go. It's called Hulk Cares. And I'm going to give you something very special right now. Sweet. Are you ready for it? I'm going to give you a hug with the 24-inch pythons. This is Sway. How's that? Cool. Don't say anything weird because we won't get invited back. Be good, dude. Okay. Oh my god. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about, brother. You know what I mean? All right. Cheers, brother. Let's get it on the boat. Babe, do you think it's so healthy if I stand up here? I don't know, man. You're getting pretty big. Never mind. I'm actually not feeling so great right now. Hey, man. How come you haven't thanked the fans? Thank you, fans. All right. That's a lot better. I thank all the little Hulkamaniacs out there. All right. What do you got here? There you go, dude. No problem, brother. It's all you. It's all you, dude. It's all you. It's all you, dude. It's all you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, can we mix it up at least? Nope. Hey, let me tell you something. All right. On the count of three, if we do this together, then we'll be egg buddies for life. Egg buddies for life. Okay. Because, you know, if we're egg buddies, we're going to do this. All right, let's do this. Let's go. Oh. Can't do it. It's all right, brother. Hey, come here. I don't think any less of you. Point, point you, point you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me tell you something, brother. You can open your eyes as long as you're ready. Oh, what? I'm not just talking about me, Hulk Hogan. I'm talking about the collaboration between the Hulkamaniacs. The Joshua Trees and the Gryffindors coming together. The three of us for WrestleMania 108. It's going to be live. It's happening. That's what I'm talking about. Did you shave your face for this? I shaved everything, brother. All right, guys, listen. I'm going to be honest with you. If I don't like the protein that I see, I'm going to go thumbs down. But if I like the protein that I see, I'm going to go thumbs up. And when you get a thumbs up from the Hulkster, it's the best feeling in the world. Because you know why, brother? You know why? Why? Because there's 100,000 Hulkamaniacs coming to me right now. And they come up. They go all the way up my butthole, brother. Protein check. Here we go. I'm seeing a lot of you. There was protein. Protein. Are you going to go through every joint because we're going to be here for a minute? Brother, I have to go through it for a proper protein check. That's what happens. I don't know why. Who is this guy? He's coming through me, brother. He's coming through me. We got enough protein, brother. The Hulkamaniacs are coming up through my butthole. It's happening, brother. We got enough protein. That's what I'm talking about. October 23rd at the Sweet House. We're going to be grilling up some steaks. We're going to be grilling up some ribeye. We're going to be grilling up some New York. And even chocolate. That's what I'm talking about. Jason's going to wake up. Hernia. There's one thing that's wrong. You guys haven't thanked the fans yet on this video. Shout out to the fans. You guys are amazing. Yeah, shout out Jason's fans. Thank your own fans, too. And our fans as well. Look at this, man. Shout out to the fans because without the fans, brother, we're nothing. Hulkster should have known. Sweet boys, we need to pack in protein. Yeah. Good job, brother. Cinnamon buns? They don't need to have it. They're working on their buns. To come down and talk to you about a little beef that I got going on with you. Brother, you recently bought your sister Susie a camera for the vlog. And I used that camera the other day. And it is motherf***ing dog ass. Let me tell you something. So did you get her a new camera? That's it, brother. I'm putting you out. Guys, if you guys are watching Jason's channel, please give him some views. Like, subscribe. He dresses up as a new character every single week. He should be out any time now. Hang on, let me bring him back. What's that? He didn't thank the fans. The fans. Brother. Okay, how long did the f***ing fan take? Brother, brother. Three days. Brother, aren't you forgetting something? No. You gotta thank the fans, brother. Thank you. Thank you, fans. I really appreciate it, guys. I thank all the Hulkamaniacs every single day. And I go, thank you, Lord, that I have 10 million Hulkamaniacs running through my butt. Quick question, do people still know who Hulk Hogan is? Want me to see me lift this car? Yeah, go ahead. You know, imagine people like walking in and out of this f***ing parking lot trying to see a knocked out Hulk Hogan pick up a minivan. What's up, guys? Thanks for watching the video. You know, the Hulkster, he was so excited to have you guys here all day. We had such a good time. And let me tell you something, Hulk does indeed care. So I know 2020 hasn't been the best year. But what I want you to do is stay away from drugs, stay in school, and smash that like button, brother. That's what I'm talking about. All right, man, I got to take a dump. You don't want to go in there and ruin her. Hey, that wasn't me, if anyone asks.